Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Meltdown Madness 2014 said:
Harrys: The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match, scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship!
Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, introducing the challenger, he is a former three time WZCW heavyweight champion of the world, weighing in at 222 pounds, from Hollywood, California, "SHOWTIME" DAVID COUGAR!
And his opponent, he is the new, reigning, and defending WZCW World Heavyweight Champion, weighing in at 235 pounds, TY BURNA!
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They trade blows before Ty gets a kick to the gut in that backs Showtime off. Ty puts a front facelock on Showtime then elevates him, and drops him onto the ringside barrier! Showtime lands square on his gut and falls into the ringside area, clearly in great pain as Ty rolls him back into the ring. Showtime rolls to the side, picks himself up with the ropes - AND TY CAVES HIS SKULL IN WITH A CONSECRATED BANISHMENT! TY COVERS AND GETS ONE, TWO, AND THREE!
Harrys: Here is your winner, and still the WZCW World Heavyweight Champion, Ty Burna!
A Kingdom Come main event, relived. Chaos reigned supreme.
Ty looks on, still confused as to why Amber would attack him. He wipes the blood from her face, and prepares for the next attack from Amber!
*Wham*
Ty Burna lay on the ground, completely prone, as Fallout stands over him, chair in hand! The crowd boos violently, as Fallout brings the chair down again, this time on the back of Ty Burna!
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Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen... The Beard is now cashing in his King for a Day Briefcase. This match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship!
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The Beard ducks though, and grabs the referee with him! As the referee makes his way to his feet, Ty Burna jumps clear across the ring, near the ropes, where Dr. Zeus is waiting on the apron! Dr. Zeus throws a fireball, which lands right in the eyes and face of Ty Burna! Ty Burna holds his face, as The Beard comes up from behind him! The Beard grabs Ty's head for Poetic Justice, and drives Ty Burna into the mat!
Copeland:No, goddamnit! Hey ref, you have to stop this!
The Beard covers Ty Burna, as Akiyama-san counts the fall.
1....
2....
3!!!!!!!
Copeland: Damnit, The Beard's stolen the title! The Beard has cashed in!
Cohen: And we have a new World Heavyweight Champion!
The Beard holds his arms high, as The Pale Riders enter the ring. Ty Burna lays unconscious in the ring, as Harrys regrettably announces the decision.
Harrys: The winner of this match.... And New WZCW World Heavyweight Champion... The Beard!
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Zeus, Amber, and Fallout nod their heads, as The Beard screams into the microphone....
Beard: Long. Live. The. King!
But not for long. As the chaos was extinguished, the horsemen would come ride.
Ascension Anarchy 2014 said:
Dr Zeus comes out alone and begins to head down the ramp.
Anderson: Making his way to the ring, from Portland, Oregon, representing the Pale Riders, Dr. Zeus.
Zeus gets to the bottom of the ramp, and ignores Tastic, getting up on the apron alone.
Connor: Zeus buddy the Beard was supposed to be in this match, but it seems the Beard has walked out on us.
Cohen: He can do whatever he want, hes our new World Champion!
He can do whatever he want, hes our new World Champion!
But the new champion has vanished.
Winters: Looking to take control of the Eurasian title, huh?
Showtime: With the World title's status a total mystery, I'd figure keeping the next best thing on a leash would be best for business. Lets see if we can get to the little wannabe. Otherwise.
Constantine: Otherwise we take it by force.
To what hope do the superstars of WZCW cling now?
What awaits the capital of Lucha Libre tonight?
So many questions. So little answers.
Copeland: Hello and welcome everyone to the longest running bi-weekly episodic program in history! Welcome to the 105th edition of WZCW: Meltdown. I'm Sebastian Copeland, live from the bullfighting arena, Plaza De Toros in beautiful Veracruz, Mexico! Alongside the ever stylish Jack Cohen. Cohen what a line up we have.
Cohen: That's right. We snuck under the border this week. The dark, brooding Lord of Chaos, Ty Burna teams up with the playful, friendly, pony-obsessed Mikey Stormrage in one of the oddest pairings I can remember to take on Amber Warren and Dr. Zeus of the Pale Riders.
Copeland: We also have the Eurasian Champion Matt Tastic and Tag Team Champions, Young Justice in non-title competition. Plus the in-ring returns of El Califa Dragon and Ricky Runn.
Cohen: Speaking of Pale Riders, we'll find out just where did The Beard head off to and what the Rider's cryptic message means for the World Championship.
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On stage appears large clouds of smoke as the lights totally dim out and fire emerges from the sides of the stage. Soon enough, Amber Warren, Fallout and Dr. Zeus emerge on stage wearing the hooded cloaks they've become known for. They slowly and eerily walk down to the ring as the lights slowly come back on. Warren grabs the mic.
Warren: War. Death. Conquest. Famine. These are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. As you can see, we're one horseman short. But that's not a problem. No, that's the solution because he's out fulfilling his duties.
Dr. Zeus: Our War Horse rides away. With this company's prize in his grasp. Off to war, he rides away. What hope do you have? Despair will fill this world now. Every single day.
Warren: Well spoken, doctor. It's gone now. The World title. The very thing that so many here come to cling on to. Their dreams of someday holding it and reaching immortality is now a thing of the past. Poof. You have no hope. No dreams now. It's time you all wake up to face reality. The end is here. It's time you accept it's cold embrace.
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Mr. Banks appears on stage with Chuck Myles and Vance Bateman flanking him. He paces across the entrance stage vigorously in frustration.
Mr. Banks: So I hear I have one less liability on a payroll. Whatever. Beard is replaceable to me. What's not replaceable though is what he had. Not only was that belt forged just a few weeks ago at a whopping $3000, but he spat on it's lineage by doing it. I have been bombarded all week by wrestlers expressing anger at not having a World title to compete for. Not that half of them have a chance in hell of winning it. But now thanks to you, wrestling here seems to have become a lost cause. Thank you for that.
Dr. Zeus: .heheheheheheheheHahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Warren: Why you're very welcomed, Mr. Banks. That was our very intention. I truly hope things don't somehow get worse for you.
Chuck Myles takes the mic from Mr. Banks and stands forward.
Chuck: luckily for our superior and benefactor, he's got two seasoned wrestling general managers handy. We've seen our fair share of insane plots to take over or destroy companies and titles. We've need our fair share of disappearing champions. And quite frankly, you should see where exactly this is all going.
Chuck peeks to the crowd with a sly glee as the crowd seems to pop for the unannounced solution. Vance takes the mic next and stands ahead of the GM's.
Vance: Dr. Zeus, you will return that World Heavyweight Championship or face very steep legal repercussions. But you can keep the cham- Wait. Let me correct that. You can keep the FORMER World Champion. Because we'll be crowning a brand new one. At Lethal Lottery. In none other than the 30 man match itself!!!
Chuck Myles: That's right! For the first time ever, THE LETHAL LOTTERY MATCH WILL BE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
The crowd becomes completely ecstatic as the Riders panic and throw fits in the ring at the blockbuster announcement.
Mr. Banks: I suggest you guys re-think your plan because what you did was give 30 superstars a chance to hope to win the big one. At San Juan Puerto Rico, at Lethal Lottery, it really will be the Biggest and Hottest Battle Ever Fought. Get ready for your match later because you guys still work for me.
The music hits as the Riders continue to display their extreme frustration at their backfired plan.
Copeland: OH MY GOD! That's colossal! 30 superstars in one match for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Cohen: I never would have thunk it possible. That's groundbreaking.
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We cut backstage where Matt Tastic stands looking at what just happened on a screen. He clutches the Eurasian Championship in shock of what just transpired and stares as Michael Winters steps in and pats him on the back.
Winters: I never would have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes. You didn't lose your title in one round. Though it did help that you didn't defend it at all.
Matt turns around frustrated by Winters' condescending words and gives him a serious stare. Before anything else can go down though, Showtime arrives.
Showtime: Winters, as far screw ups go, I'm not pleased with you failing to aid me twice. We lost the Tag team titles and we lost the World title. I see progress from Constantine. But not from you. Now as for you, Mr. Tastic.
Matt turns towards Showtime with a serious look in his face as Winters backs off and Showtime shows off a hypocritical smile.
Showtime:Congratulations. You've just become WZCW's top champion. The offer to join The Elite is still open. I'd like answer soon enough. What do you say.
Matt looks at both men before draping the title over his shoulder.
Matt: Don't you think trios are better than quartets? Seems to be the fad in wrestling nowadays.
Showtime shoots an aside glare at Winters before responding.
Showtime: If adjustments are needed, they can be made. Your answer would be appreciated though.
Matt walks between the two in a somewhat disrespectful way and leaves.
Matt: I'll think about it.
Showtime: I want this done, Winters. One way or another.
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