SHIT: This one's extensive databanks has found a human expression that is relevant to their situation
*Seated on a folding chair, Barbosa stares off into the distance backstage at a WZCW house show as Scaled Humanoid Industrial Technology stands near by continuing to talk about the negative results that had afflicted both members of BarboSHIT at Apocalypse.*
SHIT: Possession is nine tenths of the law.
SUPPOSITION: Neither Barbosa nor Scaled Humanoid Industrial Technology retained possession of their shinies. Therefore neither Barbosa nor Scaled Humanoid Industrial Technology are considered champions in human law. That means Barbosa is not alone in his feelings of loss, if this one could feel feelings.
*The manbot did not seem to comprehend that Barbosa was not listening to its musings and attempts to sympathise, lost in his own internal strife at what had befallen him personally and professionally at Apocalypse.*
Stupid robot.
We liked it better when it could not string more than five words together. Instead of existing to destroy, SHIT seemed to now to exist to talk incessantly.
And fail to comprehend the basics behind winning and losing.
It had lost its title. Barbosa's had been stolen.
STOLEN!
But that was not the only development to have affected Barbosa.
There was the latest in a long line of mental changes had befallen him - the one that saw them thinking in a single voice but unable to settle on a singular or plural.
Simultaneous unity of thought and division of outward expression - Dr Rivers would just love that.
Yet another mental development - one of partial integration no less. He would see it as immense progress.
If the doctor could actually see them right now.
Barbosa had SHIT to thank for that.
It was part of the reason why they still tolerated the manbot and had allowed it to engage in this one-sided conversation - it could be useful. That and the spectre of it being a future challenger to his title had been sidelined for the time being, replaced by half-bearded King waiting in the wings instead.
But what use was keeping an eye out for a cash-in if they had no title belt?
Although in a strange way, this one act of theft had presented Barbosa with the kind of incentive they needed; the kind of focus for their rage. Slowly slumping into a repetitive cycle of title defences could take its toll on even the most focused of competitors.
That kind of repetition had eventually done for the robot.
Thinking of which, what was it talking about now anyway?
SHIT:
and next you face the runner up in the King For A Day match, a position that you yourself once held, XXX.
This one has attempted to find information on XXX but when Scaled Humanoid Industrial Technology does so, it finds another level of security asking for this one's date of birth.
Even surmising that this one's Activation Day was required left this one facing a firewall that claimed it was too young to access information on XXX.
SUPPOSITION: XXX is a government spy!
Just as they suspected - the robot continues to talk insignificant rubbish.
At least now they could shut that rubbish out
Wait
it was saying something that was eliciting an emotional response in Barbosa
SHIT: SUGGESTION: Use your match with XXX to re-enter the hunt of the KFAD briefcase. Defeat the Beard like you defeated Wasabi Toyota. Cash in to regain the WZCW title.
* Barbosa rises emphatically from his chair and seems set to square up to the robot but instead he simply walk around in a circle before then leaning over on the back of the folding chair he has only just relinquished.*
No, no.
This is not the time for such a confrontation.
Or was it?
Maybe
Just maybe, it was time for a change
For a message
SHIT: QUESTION: Is Barbosa upset?
*Without waiting for an answer to its query, SHIT continues.*
SHIT: If so, it cannot be with Scaled Humanoid Industrial Technology for this one has not said anything that Barbosa does not already know.
*Barbosa finds his fists curling into a firm grip on the top of the chair.*
SHIT: If it is losing the WZCW to Ricky Runn then
*Before Barbosa knows what is happening, the metal frame is swinging
SHIT's photoreceptors recognise what is about to happen and its internal processors quickly switch into gear
*
SHIT: THREAT IDENTIFIED! Defensive posture initiat
*But not quickly enough as Barbosa smashes his erstwhile ally in the face with the unfolded chair! SHIT staggers backwards from the force of the blow, perhaps only able to maintain its feet by the collection of cases and boxes nearby. However, that respite is extremely short-lived as Barbosa follows up with another chair shot to the sternum of SHIT. This drives the robot back further, far enough for Barbosa to rear back and land a venomous shot to the top of SHIT's head.
The ferocity of this blow, even with the reduction of the impact by SHIT's 'armoured' head, still leads to the manbot slumping against the nearest wall and sliding down to the floor. Such is the outpouring of rage, Barbosa is still not done as another vile chair shot connect with the side of SHIT's head and shoulder.
As the stricken SHIT comes to rest in a prone seated position on the floor, Barbosa's eyes light up even further as he recognises that his brutal attack has pierced the 'armoured' plating near the top of what would be SHIT's left collarbone.
Before the dazed and confused cyborg can throw up any kind of defence, the disenfranchised WZCW champion throws aside his weapon and leaps on top of the scaled humanoid, trapping its left arm with his own and begins to rain down a furious but precisely aimed barrage of elbows to the exposed area of the prone SHIT.
As the flurry of pinpoint blows reaches and surpasses thirty, the flailing right arm of the desperate manbot eventually manages to find Barbosa's face, which helps to slow if not stem the flow of elbows. However, Barbosa is quick to counter this intrusion, using his right arm and right leg to pin down this interfering appendage, leaving SHIT completely helpless as the barrage of elbows restarts.
As it passes fifty landed blows, Barbosa becomes vaguely aware of a shout coming from down the corridor but this does not deter him from continuing his assault.*
Hey! Get some help down here!
*Within a handful more seconds, several pairs of hands grab hold of Barbosa in an attempt to pull him off his quarry, but so pumped full of rage and adrenaline is the WZCW champion that they cannot budge him, although their interference does reduce the speed, accuracy and power of his calculated strikes.
Eventually, after passing three figures and landing one last extra hard strike to the battered mechanical torso, Barbosa allows the congregating mass of backstage personnel and officials to drag him off of SHIT. As he rises to his feet, sweat glistening on his brow and his lactic acid burned right arm hanging somewhat useless by his side, Barbosa looks down at the damage his attack has caused and the concerned and confused faces that have swarmed around.*
Stupid robot.
Barbosa did not lose the WZCW title.
It had been stolen from them; stolen by someone who had been proven their inferior; someone who needed multiple allies just to stay alive in a match with Barbosa.
Things would be different next time. Ricky would not be able to walk much less Runn away with his property.
And even if there the Powers That Be did not grant him an official 'next time', Barbosa did not need a specific time or place. He would force one.
But Barbosa was not stupid.
He knew he was outmanned with the Swaggers and if he thought for one second that SHIT would take this attack personally and abandon Barbosa completely, he would have chosen a different target for his rage - Backstage Bob, any number of deserving members of the roster or his next opponent, Triple X.
No, he had not consigned himself to shedding himself of an unwanted ally in the Scaled Humanoid - when it came down to it, Barbosa still recognised that SHIT could be useful. It had removed Dr Rivers from his back for the foreseeable future - at least until he got out of hospital anyway and there was little chance him being approached by someone from Mayfield until then as Rivers was too wrapped up in using Barbosa to further his own career to pass them off to another psychiatrist.
The robot would recover though. It had come through worse beatings before. Barbosa himself had doled out greater damage to it on at least two separate occasions. It may even forgive, if it was capable of such a thing.
But a message had been sent to WZCW; a message that right now was more valuable than backup.
He had not said anything during his 'conversation' with Scaled Humanoid Industrial Technology, but his actions had spoken louder than any words he could have uttered.
The message reverberating around the walls, halls and corridors of WZCW would be "If this was how he treated his supposed allies when they angered him, just what would he do to his opponents?"
Just what would he do to Ricky Runn and his minions when the sheer mention of his name was enough to turn him into a raging monster?
We would see soon.
Meltdown 98 was only a few short days away and Barbosa was sure that Ricky Runn would not be able to help himself in coming out of hiding to show off his WZCW title belt.
He had no problem in admitting that his match with Triple X was something of sideshow this week but there was something satisfying about the timing of that and the stupid robot's mistake.
If they got their hands on Ricky Runn, it would definitely be worse than X-rated.