I was a tag team champion once, but that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
What are you talking about?
I stopped looking out the window and looked over at James.
I yawned, tired from the drive. We were only a short time removed from six hour drive, and it was taking its toll on my energy. At this point I could barely keep my eyes open.
Come on man, the girls are asleep back at the house. Don't you go out too.
Are you calling me a girl?
You sure aren't acting much like a man at this point.
I'll pound you like a man.
A silence fell between us.
That came out wrong.
James laughed it off as I shook my head. I let out a sigh as he shoved my arm.
So what do you think we are going to do this week? An eight man tag match. We know Saxton and Saboteur, that part is easy. The New Church, Angel, and Titus are new to us though.
The New Church are on our team.
I know, but can we trust them? A religious zealot and Jacobs, that guy is a monster.
We have to trust them, a temporary alliance.
Okay, like two foes with a common enemy. Like when Master Chief and The Arbiter teamed up to take on the Covenant in Halo 2.
James nodded in silent agreement.
Do you really think we can trust them? After the match they go back to being just another team.
You trust me don't you?
Of course, you are my partner and a damn fine friend.
Thanks man, but you know Strikeforce can't last forever.
I don't like to think about that.
James took a moment to change lanes before he continued.
I'm sure one day you will want to avenge that loss to me in our debuts.
Of course. I watch traffic out the window, pondering my next words. That's a long time down the road once. I may be able to beat Saboteur without you, but I can't beat them both. I need you.
Well we need to talk about strategy.
I yawned and stretched as best I could.
I promise we will talk things over when we get to the restaurant, right now though dude I am exhausted. I'm taking a nap.
I struggled to take off my button up shirt in my cramped confines. I shifted my weight as best I could in the front seat of the car. I bundled up my shirt into a pillow, laid it against the window, and drifted off to sleep.
I awoke inside a dark room. I struggled my way forward to a sliver of light. As I got closer I realized the light was coming through a door that was left ajar. I opened it and light poured into my face. I used my hand to shield my eyes, I made out the silhouette of a man and made my way toward him.
As I lowered my head in an attempt to allow my eyes to adjust I saw that I was wearing armor and had a sword sheathed at my side. Before I had time to even think the man's voice ran out.
Welcome young Stormrage. We have brought you hear to help us combat a terrible evil.
I look around, my eyes having finally adjusted. The room is adorned with pews and decorative ornaments. I can see colored images on the floor, being cast my ornate stained glass windows. I was clearly in a church.
I see you are confused by your surroundings. This church is our only safety from the evil.
I notice movement in the shadows.
Those who seek shelter from the evil come here.
I'm sorry, what is this evil you speak of?
A few of the people in the shadows come forward. The looks on their faces show cautious optimism. They are clearly dejected, many in torn and tattered clothing. Others appear as though they haven't bathed or eaten well in some time.
There are four men of mythical power who have invaded our land. The Fallen Angel, the Man of Many Faces, and the Champion Duo, the Masked Trickster and The Enraged Warrior. They have caused much havoc, and we feel you are our only hope.
I take a moment, again looking around the room. The looks in the faces of those who have taken shelter here pierce my soul. I still have no clue how I got here, or why for that matter, but I feel compelled to help.
I will help. I don't know why, I have no idea how I got here, or who you people even are, but I feel a force is controlling me. Like I have no choice.
Know on your journey that you will be alone. The church can offer no help. Your friend from your previous quests, the fighter, can no longer help you. It is up to you and you alone to find and exploit the weakness of each of these tyrants.
I nod, still having trouble taking everything in. The man leads me to the double doors at the front of the church and wishes me luck on my way.
As I set out the land is rough, the grass dead and many trees bare of their leaves. There are partially destroyed buildings and small fires burning in the ruble. In the distance I can see a dim light, and what looks to healthy foliage. As I get closer I can hear a faint humming. I see a man, head down, dressed in pure white, sitting alone in the middle of the suddenly green grass. Though I can't see his mouth due to his mask I can hear him praying. As I approach he rises, head still down. His praying becomes louder and louder until he finishes in a yell. No sooner than he is finished, I am hurled backward onto the ground.
What the fu... I am cut off by more praying. This time a large rock from nearby is hovering above me. I quickly roll out of the way and scramble to my feet.
The Fallen Angel, this has to be him.
I roll out of the way of another rock. I draw my sword and charge at him. Again with the utterance of a simple prayer he sends me hurling backward. As I get back to my feet I tighten the grip on my sword and charge again.
Before he is able to begin another prayer I am able to get within range to swing my sword. Despite swinging my hardest the sword simply glances off him. I try again to the same result. He laughs at me before throwing me aside. I go to grab my sword when another rock comes my way. I dodge it, but it leaves me too far from my sword as The Angel advances on me. My only defense is to hurl a small rock at him. The rock strikes his mask and he recoils in pain.
The mask!
I try again with a larger rock and he recoils further. I gather myself and charge again. The Angel is enraged at this point, and is shouting prayers. Despite the barrage I am able to reach him with a new found ability to flip and dodge with the greatest of ease. I duck under a wild swing and leap on his back. After a short struggle I am able to get a firm grasp on his mask. I keep my grip despite his struggles, and am finally able to remove his mask. A sudden flash of light descends from the Heavens and The Angel is gone.
I fall to my back, breathing heavy. After a few moments I stand and feel suddenly stronger. I grab my sword and put it back in the sheath. I look around, unaware of where to go next. I look back but the route is suddenly blocked by more rubble. Upon further inspection I realize I only have one possible way to travel.
After a long journey I come to a large building. It stands menacingly alone in the middle of the road.
Looks like I have no choice. Why does it feel like I have done this before?
I walk to the doors and suddenly everything goes dark for a brief moment. Suddenly I am inside, with no recollection of actually opening the doors. A fast paced instrumental beat starts to play. As I continue forward I notice the room is filled with many outfits and mirrors. Despite the space in the room I find myself unable to walk anywhere other than the long decorative rug leading to the other side of the room. As I walk a man appears before me. Suddenly he changes into an entirely new person. A transformation happens again before he vanishes. I want to turn around but I can only retreat a few steps before I feel like I am just walking in place.
Great, another boss battle. Judging by the costumes and the crazy Optimus Prime act this must be The Man of Many Faces.
The man appears again, but stands motionless until I approach him. Again he transforms multiple times before vanishing. I continue to the end of the room when he appears behind me and attacks. I am able to fend him off long enough for him to disappear again. I look around for the man. I see him and lunge, but I just fall through one of the many mirrors in the room. I look and notice the man appear in random mirrors. I start to smash the mirrors until there is only one left. Before I can break the last one the man appears again. He begins to fight me. He catches me off guard and knocks my sword to the ground.
Why give me a sword if I can't use it?
The man continually changes form, really weirding me out. Suddenly I feel the urge to walk to the corner and grab the leg off a mirror frame. I attack with it, clearly hurting the man. He eventually fights me off and throws the club aside. This continues, each time the man becomes weaker and weaker, until he stops changing his form. He lunges one last time. I am able to catch him and a full on brawl ensues between us until I am able to gain control over him. My vision shifts focus, without my controlling it, to the remaining. I throw the man through the mirror without a second thought.
The music I heard suddenly changes to a positive tune and a blinding light again shines down. This time however a door appears in the light. I shrug my shoulders and try to open it. The door doesn't budge. I try again to no avail. Suddenly my sword flashes. I roll my eyes.
Figures.
I walk over and pick up my sword. Once I put it back in the sheath I can hear the door unlock. I open the door and it transports me to a wide open square area, devoid of any features, save a giant building in the middle.
Must be Wyoming. I laugh to myself.
I approach the building, feeling as if I have no other choice.
Hang on, I have to try this.
I turn around and try the door. It has been locked again. I try it a second time and the door disappears.
Thought so.
I walk back toward the building. I can hear what sounds like arguing inside. I reach the door and open it nervously. When I step inside the room is empty. I take a second step inside and suddenly feel the floor move. I feel myself being lifted into the air, the floor rising up below me.
I swallow hard. Great, heights.
The floor elevator combo reaches its destination. I walk through the double doors and watch a katana fly past my head and stick into the wall. The two men turn and face me. One man, clad in a full body suit with a mask is laughing, the other a well built man who cracks his knuckles.
The Masked Trickster and the Enraged Warrior. Why do I feel like I have seen these guys before?
The masked trickster charges at me with a katana but I am able to easily dispose of him with one quick swing of my own sword.
I already beat him once, you will have to try harder than that.
The Warrior walks over and attends to his fallen friend. They have a quick chat and the two of them rise up together. I ready myself again, feeling as though I can deal with the both of them. I hold my own for a while, but the numbers game catches up to me. I put up a futile battle for as long as I can, but it wasn't a fight I could win. My battle scars are evident, I feel as though I only have half a heart to go on at this point, but I press on. I take a final swing to no avail. The Warrior and the Trickster stand over me. The Trickster hands one of his katanas to The Warrior and they swing simultaneously.
No, game over!
What the hell are you on about?
I look over at James, my glasses now hanging off my face.
Oh bad dream. Are we there yet?
I have been trying to wake you for twenty minutes.
I roll over and face him, rubbing my eyes.
Sorry, I'm tired. I haven't had much time to sleep.
Yeah I know. When you left the house your fly was unzipped.
You're the one with the pregnant girlfriend. Don't judge me.
James blushes a bit.
So what about that dream?
I step out of the car and grab my bag.
It felt like I was playing a game.
Even when you dream you are gaming.
Yeah, but I think it meant something. We have to work as a team no matter what. We have had our victories alone, but we are much more successful as a team. Neither of us can conquer the champions alone. If we work together we can regain that gold.
Damn straight, you can get Belty back.
A tear forms in the corner of my eye. I look at the ground and watch as a rock becomes stained with the tear.
We can and we will.
I lean over the hood of the car and bump fists with James.
Like Marcus Fenix and Dom Santiago.
Like Sonic and Tails.
Mario and Luigi.
Master Chief and Cortona.
I look at him puzzled.
Wait which one of us is the girl?
You are obviously.
Why do I have to be the girl?
Because you are the only one us to have the tits for it.