A puzzling development, S.H.I.T had expected no reward for helping Ty Burna gain control of the company, yet he had proved to be a surprisingly benevolent leader. Apart from giving Bowen the match he wanted against Steamboat Ricky, he had also put S.H.I.T in a number 1 contender ship match for the WZCW Title at Redemption, against Celeste Crimson, a foe S.H.I.T has pinned twice before. Once because Chris K.O had DDT'd her into the crowd barrier, once Ty had gifted it the pinfall. This is what had first set off S.H.I.T's curiousity about a reward, perhaps Ty wanted S.H.I.T to have an edge in this encounter?
That is for the future, it mutters to itself.
It stares ahead absently, these days when it is not around the other Apostles and taking orders from Ty Burna then it is without Human influence, without a purpose, Alhazred had handled the Machine for a while and before him there was someone else, S.H.I.T was certain of it, just not of the details.
It is looking at nothing, almost entirely contained in its own head, it has nothing to look at, nothing to do, it cant make friends, almost the entire roster hates it by now, plus it has all the social skills of a pot noodle, although possibly it doesnt smell quite so bad.
Ty Burna has given S.H.I.T another chance to build an advantage over Celeste Crimson, while also another opportunity to destroy Chris K.O. James King was the Apostle who would aid it in this task. In the build up to Kingdom Come The Apostles faced off with their opponents in different situations many times, at least since S.H.I.T had joined they hadnt come up short and it seemed to have the desired effect; The Apostles were victorious, even with the betrayal of Chris K.O they had won. S.H.I.T itself pinning the final two members. S.H.I.T wasnt prone to boasting, it couldnt really boast, but that was the achievement that had given it this opportunity. Now if it could gain the same kind of momentum heading into Redemption, bigger success could await.
That is for the future, it mutters to itself.
There was of course the wildcard, Barbosa, he had been thrown into this match as well. For what reason? Another power play by Ty Burna, S.H.I.T was growing used to them, it had taken part in most of them, but usually it understood the end result. Why throw in this person who had literally just beaten Burna in a Cell, in with two of his Apostles? Surely he would attack them?
Or would he? Now that he has been granted what he wished for? Perhaps he could be persuaded to join the Apostles. . .
Before Barbosa had many personalities, some people called him insane, S.H.I.T didnt think of Barbosa as insane, instead it thought of Barbosa as four (later five) reasonably sane people inhabiting the same body. No one had told S.H.I.T that there was anything wrong with that, that that was a form of insanity. It didnt even know what insanity was, although someone had told it once that delusion was a form, the belief that you are something you are not, at least Robot's couldnt be insane.
But now, Barbosa was just one personality, an emotionless personality, not unlike S.H.I.T. and the Machine had been drafted in to fight for Chaos, an effective member of Chaos as well. Barbosas signature was called Duplicity, perhaps Duplicity is what Ty Burna had in mind. Two emotionless destroyers in his fold.
Unimportant, the plans do not concern S.H.I.T! The Machine does not get embaressed talking to empty rooms.
Perhaps it would be prudent to attack Barbosa as early as possible and try to take him out of the match completely. S.H.I.T however did have a capacity for learning, and something was telling it that that wasnt a plan that the master of Chaos would approve of. S.H.I.T didnt have Barbosa's capacity to break away from Chaos, it wondered if things would be different if it had. It couldnt now of course, everyone would be gunning for it, S.H.I.T may be a fighting machine, but it was a solid tactitian, it had already proven that it knows when to pick its battles. Its face a mask of terror, its actions unrelenting, everything about it cold.
Serving Ty has its rewards, a possible number one contender ship for the WZCW Title, that was what he had said wasnt it? Celeste had the opportunity, was it being handed to S.H.I.T as well?
That is for the future, it mutters to itself.
It couldnt overlook this current match, Chris K.O and Celeste Crimson are dangerous foes, it knew James King would be ready, although it had also known that Alhazred had been ready. It tilts its head on the side, Alhazred, where has he gone? It seems that any Human that gets close to S.H.I.T disappears strangely, there had been that other one before. . . hadnt there?
It looked around, almost forlornly, it was still in the old Church, it had meant to leave this place, but it had come back after helping its allies destroy Chris K.O, the idea that something that served someone who served Chaos could be an insult to a Religious institution lost on the Machine, although if it knew it probably would've carried on anyway.
But someone had found it here, someone had known it was here, someone that wasnt an evil lunatic, or just a nasty piece of work like Alex Bowen, or an indoctrinated fool like James King. But it seems that no one was coming this time.
It looks around at the walls, there are some old religious decorations on them, Human madness of course, not unlike the Chaos. The Chaos at least was having benefits for S.H.I.T though, an opportunity for the number 1 contender ship for the WZCW Heavyweight Title.
S.H.I.T was built for fighting, an un-avenged loss was not something it computed (for lack of a better word) well, because it was built to fight, built to win, built to destroy. It was a Weapon, it was being used like a Weapon. The biggest prize in its field of competition would prove its success as a fighting machine, it was pointless ornamentation, but it was something the Humans respected, the pathetic Humans would respect and fear the one with the Golden Belt.
It could get that belt. Provided it did actually have the opportunity.
That is for the future, it mutters to itself.
It stood up, there had been a rare moment of uncertainty before, uncertainty was a Human weakness, this was merely a case of a lack of information leading to the Machine being slower to work out the correct answer, the correct course of action.
The correct course of action, is to destroy Celeste Crimson and Chris K.O!
It looked at the dropped Bible from the last time it was here.
Barbosa will be dealt with according to his own actions!