Manic: But whose side are we on?
*The Manic is running around in a typically hyper state.*
Depressive: The same as we have always been.
*The Smoker and Depressive sit at the poker table, with the giant standing near the door with his arms folded; his back turned to the rest of the room. The Catatonic lies prone in his usual corner.*
Manic: Ty's?
*The Smoker lets out a sigh of exasperation.*
Manic: Well then whose? WZCW? The Apostles? Both? Neither? The Crashin Movement? Kravinosa Barbinoff? The X-Men? The Reapers? The Sith? The Jedi? The Combine? The Faith? The Lin Kuei? International Rescue? Spectrum? Please tell us!
The Smoker: You are an idiot.
Manic: Wait, are we a Mysteron agent? A Skrull? A Super-Skrull? Ooooo
whose powers do we have? Can we fly?
*The Smoker slams his fist onto the table.*
The Smoker: That's it! It is time to do what should have been done a long time ago.
*With that, he gestures to the giant.*
The Smoker: Hey you, do something useful for a change and get rid of this moron.
*The giant does not move. Seeing this, the Smoker shrugs his shoulders and begins to role up his sleeves.*
The Smoker: If we want something done right, we have
*The Depressive puts a hand on the Smoker's shoulder.*
Depressive:
to maintain the status quo
The Smoker: But there is plenty of room for another body to lie over there.
*The Smoker gestures towards the unflinching Catatonic.*
Depressive: Disrupting our status quo would lead to grave consequences...
*The Depressive gestures towards the giant in the corner. This warning seems to sober the Smoker somewhat.*
Manic: Yeah! But whose side are we on?
*Before the Smoker can react, the Depressive finally answers the question.*
Depressive: The same side that we have always been on - our own.
*This quells the Manic's hyperactivity but, far from being placated, the Smoker is getting increasingly angry.*
The Smoker: This staus quo does not seem to be getting us anywhere fast. No matter how much we brutalise the likes of Dave Cougar or Black Dragon, we seem to be no closer to forcing a contest with Ty Burna. We do not even have a match for Kingdom Come yet as our stock seems to have fallen so far that those muppets, Myles and Bateman, did not even sound us out for a place on Team WZCW.
Manic: But we get to win another shiny belt this week!
Barbosa: A belt I do not want
*The unexpected input from the giant merely reinforces the stance the Smoker is taking.*
The Smoker: See? We are getting nowhere. If anything, it is a massive step backwards! We should be in the main event challenging for the World title not tangling with a masked misanthrope who thinks he is Batman over a mid card title.
Depressive: This title match with Dragon is merely another attempt by Ty to distract us.
The Smoker: Distract us from what? Planning our little backstage segment with some soul-sucking celebrity or ear-destroying musician at Kingdom Come? Our inevitable appearance at WZCW New York instead of at the event itself? What? Pray tell us!
We are dying to hear what vapid, nonsensical idiocy you spew out next to justify our continued wallowing in professional limbo as we await the beatific vision or supernatural grace to propel us to the sanctified stratum of the Promised Land!
*The Smoker is now firmly in the face of the Depressive, whose impassive stare only ramps up the tension; tension that forces the Manic to move away from the table in an attempt to find somewhere to hide.*
Depressive: We are in as prominent a position as possible.
*This draws an incredulous laugh from the Smoker.*
The Smoker: And just how the Hell do we work that out?
Depressive: While we were not able to book our place in the World Heavyweight Title match for Kingdom Come by defeating Kurtsey or winning the Lethal Lottery, we are seemingly above a repeat appearance in the King For A Day Elimination Chamber, and the General Manager of Meltdown fears us to such an extent that he is attempting to manipulate the situation enough so that we end up on his team at Kingdom Come or at the very least do not get dragged onto Team WZCW. We fail to see what more we could possibly do?
Barbosa: I want to face Ty.
The Smoker: Maybe we should just accept Ty's offer
? Join the Apostles and get our match against him post-Kingdom Come?
Depressive: The likelihood that Ty would follow through with such a promise is miniscule.
Manic: And what about taking the nice shiny belt from Black Dragon?
Barbosa: Of no concern.
Depressive: Even if we get to place it beside the World Title we take from Ty?
*The giant thinks on this for the briefest of seconds.*
Barbosa: No.
The Smoker: There, see? It is Ty we want to face. Not bedecking ourselves in some overblown jewellery.
Manic: But we want all the jewellery!
Depressive: While it may not have the most extended history of other titles in WZCW, the select few who have held the EurAsian Championship constitute something of an elite list. The opportunity of adding our name to such a list cannot be something to be turned down.
Barbosa: I have no interest in that title.
Depressive:
but would you have a problem carrying it around should it happen to fall into our hands through our continued quest for a showdown with Ty Burna?
*The giant ponders again.*
Barbosa: No.
Manic: Yay! We are going to have all of the shiny things!
The Smoker: What about Black Dragon? If we have no plans to use him to get to Ty Burna then what was the point of going to talk to him in the empty arena? We doubt that he is going to stand aside as we trample all over him.
Barbosa: Dragon is in my way.
Depressive: Exactly, it may even be worse than that. Not only is he of no use to us and, along his title belt, in our way this coming week, he could be a long term problem for he wants the same thing as us - a match with Ty Burna.
Barbosa: Not after I crush him.
Depressive: That is unlikely to happen.
*This seeming questioning of his abilities leads the giant to turn towards the Depressive in an aggressive manner. This in turn forces the Manic to find another hiding place as he had taken up a position behind the giant. However, the Depressive continues to be unruffled.*
Depressive: A decisve victory for either of us is unlikely to happen because it may involve the elimination of one of the participants in this little web of lies and tricks that Ty has spun. Fewer players would bring some much unwanted clarity to the ongoing situation and Ty Burna wants the waters to be muddied as much as possible.
The Smoker: We have dealt with Dragon before... Just look at last week's lesson.
Manic: Yeah, we will defeat like we are the Dovahkiin!
Depressive: We were able to get a shot in on Dragon last week but this there is always the chance that Burna's Apostles will interject themselves. They have already proven themselves to be a wild pack of dogs, willing to tear apart anyone who stands up to Lord Burna. Just ask Titus.
The Smoker: Yeah, but the Apostles have already found ourselves and even Dragon a far more dangerous proposition than that movie-star wannabe.
Depressive: Again, that may be true but on this occasion there is an extra wild card in the pack.
The Smoker: Showtime... but we battered him all over the arena last week.
Depressive: Yes, but this time he will be in the black and white stripes of a WZCW referee, free to do whatever he wants. What makes David Cougar dangerous to us is that he is in a similar position to us - a major player in this little game that Ty wanted to prevent joining of Team WZCW, even if it means getting him to serve along with his Apostles and giving him what he wants and what he wants is almost exactly the same as both us and Black Dragon - a match with Ty Burna, provided that it is for the World Heavyweight Title.
The Smoker: We would not put it past that glad-ragged, attention-monger to declare himself the winner, claiming that Dragon and us beat ourselves.
Manic: But we have beaten ourself before
The Smoker: That is disgusting.
Manic: What? We had that over-the-top match in here recently that we won.
Barbosa: That I won.
*The Depressive nips the blossoming argument in the bud.*
Depressive: Before we go down that bickering route again, we need to focus. Ty is no doubt planning something but whether it entails getting us, Cougar, even Dragon or some yet to be revealed fourth party to join his side is impossible to say.
In fact, it would almost seem that Lord Burna himself does not know where his plan is going. Perhaps that is part of the chaos he hopes to usher in or perhaps Tyrone Blades is praying on notions of chaos to hide the fact that his plans have not gone completely according to plan.
So far it would appear that few of those he has tried to coerce have proved loyal, reliable or competent. James King, Wasabi Toyota, even Chris KO. They have all made fools of Burna's attempts at coercion.
Manic: Yeah! And Showtime slapped him right in his big scary face!
*The Depressive's rallying call seems to have swept up the Smoker in its wave, making him forget his previous anger.*
The Smoker: And we showed him the meaning of fear in the Lottery. Who is he going to recruit at the last minute? Doug Crashin? DK Wilton? The mighty Jalapeno?
Depressive: Against such a chaotic landscape there is really very little we can do but continue to win and see where the pieces fall in the run up to Kingdom Come.
The Smoker: But what if we do all that we can and still end up nowhere.
Depressive: Should it turn out that way, then we will have to be a bit more forceful and indiscriminate in our actions. Embrace the chaos that Ty Burna has sown.
The Smoker: The GM might not like Barbosa in full chaos mode... He might even extract some perverse pleasure from it.
Barbosa: Not if I am choking the life out of him.
The Smoker: Hmmm... you never know what those Gothy types are in to. The same with Black Dragon and maybe even Showtime too.
Barbosa: Then I will send them all to Hell with a smile on their face.
Manic: Oh goody! We get to use the rest of our bottle of belt polish!