From the Notes of Dr. Alice Cotten
Michael Winters. Everything wrong about organized religion rolled up into one smarmy, arrogant fool. And to be honest, I'm surprised Jones is drawn to him like he is. He hates religion, and has told me on multiple occasions that he considers it a sign of weakness. So why would he want to work with Winters? Is it really just for an Elite X title shot?
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*camera cuts to backstage office, with Chris Jones lying on a couch and Alice Cotten sitting in a chair beside him, notepad at the ready*
Jones: So is there a particular reason we had to have this impromptu session, Doc?
Alice: Call it intellectual curiosity. Considering you saw fit to not tell me you were planning to ally yourself with one Michael Winters...
Jones: Oh, what, now I have to tell you everything I'm doing? Do you want to know what I ate for breakfast this morning? What books I've read recently? If I think Harold Camping is a manipulative bastard or just an idiot?
Alice: Don't be topical, it isn't like you. Which reminds me, why Winters?
Jones: Why not Winters?
Alice: ...you hate religion.
Jones: *sighs* Hate is such a strong word, Alice. I intensely dislike the people associated with religion. You know, the pedophile priests and such. I admire Winters for his conviction and devotion to his beliefs. I don't agree with his methods, but I respect him for his reasons.
*Alice frowns, trying to not comment on the hypocrisy of Jones's statement, and instead lets Jones continue*
Jones: You know that I'm not a social butterfly, Alice. I've tried to do the whole "friend" thing once or twice, and it pretty much never worked out. And as much as I'd like to just continue working solo, alliances need to be made in this business. For example, if I could win the tag team titles by myself, I'd gladly do so. Sadly, I can't, so I need to try to work with people.
Alice: So you're saying you want to form a tag team with Winters?
Jones: I wouldn't say no to the idea. It doesn't mean we're going to suddenly be best pals or anything. It's just a means to an end. If I wind up getting an Elite X title shot instead, so be it. I'm flexible like that.
Alice: Does said flexibility extend to your fellow tag partner this week, one Mr. Constantine?
*Jones groans, rubbing his eyes*
Jones: Frankly, no. I can deal with being associated with a corrupt Christian, but a politician? Noooooo, thank you. That's just asking for trouble. The sooner I can get as far away from him as possible, the infinitely better.
*Jones stretches, yawning a bit while doing so*
Alice: I do hope I'm not boring you, Christopher.
Jones: No, mother. Anyway, I am glad that associating with these two is already paying off. A six-man tag against Sam Smith, Phoenix, and Titus? You saw how well I did last week. I may not have won, but I got to beat on Smith and elevate myself above Phoenix. Now, this week, I get to do more. Once I'm finished turning Smith into the first boneless lawyer, I'll make Phoenix look like a bigger chump than I did last week, and then finish up by reminding the psychotic superhero wannabe Titus why he should've stayed in retirement. It's almost like a late birthday present.
Alice: So you're perfectly fine with associating with lowlifes like Winters and Constantine?
Jones: War makes strange bedfellows, Alice dear. Smith understands this as well as I do. Why else would he associate with a manchild who hasn't gotten over his superhero fetish and a reject from Insane Clown Posse? He understands that I'm not about to let this go, so he has to stack the odds in his favour, and I have to counter that. We'll see where things with Winters go, but for the time being, this is just another chance to get at Smith.
Alice: Fair enough.
*Alice frowns, then holds up her pen*
Alice: And by the way, if you ever call me "dear" again, this is going in your eye.
Jones: *grins* Pudding, then?
*Alice groans*
Jones: Sugarplum? Pumpkin? Honeybunch?
Alice: Just shut up already.
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From the Notes of Dr. Alice Cotten
As mentioned before, I'm glad that Jones seems to be focusing more on his job than anything else. Still, if doing so forces him to associate with people like the ones he currently is, then it may be counter-active to my work. Not to mention that I have this nagging fear that Jones is simply using these people, and could easily turn on them at any given time. I need to find the pattern to his planning, in order to prevent something like that from happening.