The scene opens with Blade in his locker room. Blade paces back and forth in the room, his phone in one hand and the familiar cigarette in the other. A small bead of sweat rolls down his tense and irritated face as he listens to the person on the other end of the line, taking a drag every other second. Blade flicks the cigarette away and gives up listening, trying to inject himself into the conversation.
Blade: Listen... Yes... Yes, I know... Listen, please.... SHUT UP MISTER BATEMAN!
The words ring out in the room, and suddenly Blade collapses to the couch, not believing what he just said.
Blade: Im sorry, sir. But listen to me. I told you I was going to make a statement, and I did it. I cost Beckford an important match, I destroyed Bomb and I fed Gordito to Baez on a silver platter. I did what I said Id do and I did what you asked of me. I am one of the hottest wrestlers in WZCW at the moment, and my feud with Beckford is one of the hottest feuds in the world. Im putting money in your pocket. You shouldnt be complaining if Sam Smith or Brad Bomb cant make it to Kingdom Come because of me, because who actually cares about them? You have to look at the big picture here, if taking out to random scrubs who add nothing to the Kingdom Come card means I have more interest in me, someone who is actually in a high profile match at Kingdom come, thats a good thing. You get money, I get inside Mr. Beckfords head. Everyone... Who matters, at least... benefits.
Blade listens for a few moments before a smirk spreads across his face.
Blade: Yes, ok. Bye.
Blade hangs up the phone and places it down on a table. He smirks to himself for a few more moments, going over his plan for the week in his head, dreams of lifting the EurAsian title at Kingdom Come... Lifting the title in front of a roaring Madison Square Garden crowd. Hes snapped back to reality by a sharp knock at the door. Blade shakes his head, the dream of Kingdom Come glory floating away from him in a thin wisp. Now disgruntled, Blade turns to the door and quickly opens it to find Rebecca Serra standing there beside a cameraman and a microphone in hand.
Rebecca: Surprise!
Blade gives her a curt nod and gestures her inside the room. He takes out another cigarette and lights up, to the disdain of Rebecca. She clears her throat loudly and gives a nod to the cameraman and he starts rolling.
Rebecca: Blade, as you head towards your EurAsian title match at Kingdom Come, you are on quite a roll. A great showing in the Lethal Lottery, defeating Baez and then teaming with him to take out Austin Reynolds and Gordito. Up next for you is Sam Smith. Do you think you can keep up this recent good form?
Blade: Becky, we both know it was inevitable you were going to be interviewing me. Youre my regular. We usually work well together. But today, after a week of figuring out what to ask me, thats what you come up with? I dont say this often, but I wish Klamour was here.
Rebecca goes to talk but Blade cuts her off and she gives him an annoyed look.
Blade: Have you seen what Ive been doing lately? To my opponents? To the WZCW? As fantastic as my matches are, they are, for the first time, not the most interesting thing Im doing right now. I managed to take down Baez by getting inside his head. Do you realise how difficult it is to do that to him? I then manipulated him into helping me beat Gordito and Reynolds.
Rebecca: But Baez was the one who got the pin...
Blade: The pin? The pin, Becky? Do you put any thought into watching a match? I made him take all the animosity he had towards me and add it to the already existing animosity he had towards Gordito. Before the match, Baez was a caged animal who had caught the scent of Gorditos blood. I was the one who unleashed him. With my technical brilliance and Baez raring to rip the head off the hippie, we couldnt lose. And we didnt. Once the match was over, Baez tended to his unfinished business with Gordito and I got out of there before I got caught in the crosshairs. Meanwhile, on Meltdown, I caused Beckford to fear a little bit more than he already did. Did you see the look on his face when he turned around and saw me standing there with a chair? He shat himself. It was the greatest expression Ive ever seen on anyones face... Until about 10 seconds later when I saw his expression after I blasted Bomb in the head. Then Beckfords face had a mixture of fear, concern and confusion. It was.... Perfect.
Rebecca: Thats something I meant to ask you... Why did you hit Bomb when your Kingdom Come opponent was standing right before you, already tired and sore from the match? You couldve taken him out. I mean, I dont condone that kind of thing at all, but that would just be very... You.
Blade lets out a dark chortle.
Blade: Now it feels like Klamour is here. But you partially answered your own question. You said Beckford was tired and sore. Exactly, I didnt need to hit him with the chair. I can tell you right now that hes still feeling the pain from his match with Bomb. Meanwhile, Baez did most of the work for me in our tag match due to me riling him on, so Im fresh as a daisy. I already have the physical advantage over Beckford... I just needed the mental advantage over him. Well, more of a mental advantage over him. So what would freak him out more than standing in the ring with a chair and not hitting him?
Rebecca: I dont follow...
Blade: Come on Becky, think about it. If you and the opponent you just beat were in the ring, and then your arch nemesis slides into the ring, chair in hand and... Hits your opponent instead? What would you think?
Rebecca: That maybe you had some problem with Bomb...?
Blade: Guess again... Come on, Becky, you can figure this out.
Rebecca: Well, I guess he would think you didnt want to take him out?
Blade: Exactly. Now, Beckford isnt the most neurotic type, but that would drive many people crazy. Beckford will be flipping his thoughts and theories over and over in his head for the weeks leading up to our match. Does Blade think he can beat me when were both at 100%? Does Blade see a weakness that I dont know about? Can I still beat him when hes this much in my head?
Blade lets out a bark-like laugh.
Blade: Its so beautiful in a way...
He notices that the cigarette hes been holding for a few minutes has now burnt to ash without him having smoked any of it. He shrugs, drops it and lights up another.
Rebecca: So what about Sam Smith? Youve got nothing to say about him?
Blade: Not quite.
Blade smirks and sticks his hand into his trenchcoat pocket, taking out a Nintendo DS. Rebecca looks on in interest as Blade taps the on button.
Blade: I beat Smith to a bloody pulp earlier today.
Blade gestures to the blood stained, dented chair he used on both Sam Smith and Brad Bomb.
Blade: It was really just for the sake of consistency. As much as a wreck he is now, Ive still been studying his mind... Using my secret weapon.
Blade taps the DS screen to start the game and the title screen shows up: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Blade turns to Rebecca confidently and grins, but she looks unimpressed.
Blade: This is the greatest, most in-depth, realistic lawyer simulation ever created. It gives an incredibly accurate representation of what it is like to be a lawyer in the real world.
Rebecca: Ummm... Im not very knowledgeable when it comes to video games, but I suppose Ill take your word for it... So what have you learned from it?
Blade takes a drag and smirks at Rebecca. He straightens himself and removes his shades, showing a sober look in his eyes, trying to look as professional as possible.
Blade: Is there a chance Sam Smith can beat me? Be honest.
Rebecca: Well, if Im being honest, I think hes talented and can...
Blade: OBJECTION!
Blade then slams his hands on the table in front of him and cross his arms. There is an awkward silence with Blade looking extremely happy with himself and Rebecca waiting for Blade to say something more. After a few moments, Rebecca speaks.
Rebecca: Is that it?
Blade: What do you mean? Clearly you didnt get it. Lets try this again. Tell me what are the chances of Beckford retaining the title against me at Kingdom Come?
Rebecca: Well, Beckford is tough and I think he could...
Blade: OB-JEC-TIOOONN!
He slams his hands on the table again and turns to Becky, giving her an accusing glare. Rebecca shrugs and Blade shakes his head.
Blade: You dont get it, but I assure you, its awesome.
Rebecca: Care to explain?
Blade: We all know lawyers are the scum of the earth. They make millions for corporations that dont need the money at the expense of small, struggling companies. They will get money for people who fake accidents. They represent dictators, thieves and murderers. But what people dont realise, and what Ive come to learn due to these superb video games, is that lawyers are the most unconvincing arguers in the world. They use bravado, loud voices and prey upon peoples beliefs and patriotism to hide their weak arguments. A word fort, some call it. Sam Smith is the exact same. He is a lawyer at heart and brings that to his wrestling persona. He brags, talks crap and exaggerates to cover for his mediocre wrestling ability. Im not a talker or a bullshitter.
Rebecca snorts to cover up a laugh bubbling beneath her surface. Blade shoots her a quick, dirty look before continuing.
Blade: What I am is a wrestler at heart. And when it comes to the ring, thats what matters. He can talk all he wants. But I shut him up. I beat him down. He should feel lucky I even took some time to get in the ring with him, even if it was to smash his brains in. He is nothing but a blip on the radar, and minor obstacle on the way to Kingdom Come and I will finish him off on Meltdown. If he makes it that far. Smith, you say I'm yours? Come Meltdown, you'll find out that's not such a good thing.
Blade gives a low, dark laugh as the scene fades.