(The scene fades into a large, very organised garden with many people dressed in their finest suite and party wear. There is a man with a manacle standing sipping on a glass of champagne with his much younger wife, conversing with a group of high class entrepreneurs. They can be seen laughing and joking)
Man: ...And so I said 'of course you can't, your working class
(With that, the small group of people burst into laughter, and as the laughter fades, a faint clap can be heard, the small group of people turn their attention to a lone figure a few feet from them sitting with his back to them on a steel chair. He is dressed in a black suit, and stands, turning around on the back of the chair, it is Scott Hammond. He walks up to the small group, cigar in hand)
Scott Hammond: You know, I've never really seen the fun in these little functions. I mean, you come here, get a little merry and probably do something that tomorrow morning your going to regret. Sound's like every college party I went to. But really, I want to know, where is the alcohol?
Man: Well the only alcohol is the champagne.
Scott Hammond: (Open mouthed) so your telling me that there's no beer? What is your name?
Man: Geoffrey.
Scott Hammond: Well Geoffrey, for every party to be successful you need beer. It makes ugly women look good, trust me.
(Hammond then stares down a rather unattractive girl)
Scott Hammond: Beer makes girls like her look good.
Geoffrey: That's my wife.
(Hammond stand there for a moment before speaking)
Scott Hammond: Oh. Oh well, damage is done. Listen, do any of you guys watch pro wrestling? WZCW?
(Everyone within the group shakes their head)
Scott Hammond: None of you? And Steven Holmes associates with these people. Hey look Geoffry...
Geoffrey: I think you should leave...now, get out you lower class scum!
(Scott Hammond's smile disappears as Geoffrey finishes speaking. His face slowly turning angry. Geoffrey now looking chuffed at standing up to Hammond is in his face. Hammond delivers a swift kick to the gut and delivers a devastating powerbomb through a picnic table. The rest of the guests scatter as Hammond stands over Geoffrey in triumph)
Scott Hammond: Now I don't class myself as an angry man but when you push me that far that quickly, you deserved what you got.
(Hammond now stares at the camera)
Scott Hammond: Last week I gave Chris Jones a lesson on Meltdown. The first member of the ladder match at Apocalypse that I have had to take down a notch one-on-one. I hand it to you Chris, you gave me a good match, but in the end, I am a thinking mans wrestler, and I out-thought you on Meltdown. I am a master technician and I would like to think that you now have a new found respect for me. It now seems that we have some unfinished business in the Mayhem Division. And, I'm not going to point the finger at Chris Jones here, anyone could have set him up, although, it does seem a little strange. But hey Chris, don't worry, I'm leaving you in the very capable hands of Baez in a no-DQ match next week. Good luck with that. I'm sure if you do have anything to do with the stolen title, that Baez will get it out of you.
(Geoffrey is starting to come to and begins to wriggle. Hammond looks down unimpressed and stiff kicks him to the head. He lays back down)
Scott Hammond: So I guess that brings me to ladder competitor number two, Mr Steve Holmes. Now before I start, I cannot believe that you can stand five minutes in a room filled with people like Geoffrey here. I mean there's being up yourself and then there is this. You my friend have my sympathy. Now I know you have a little chip on your shoulder because of the cheap shot I got in on you at Apocalypse, but news flash, it was a ladder match! My title reigns short and unmemorable? Well lets see, I have two title reigns, and you have...zero. Much like my career hey? Sounds like a threat to me. I don't take too kindly to threats either. You see Steven, you have a very regal look on things here in WZCW, much like I did at one point, but you lack the knowledge in the ring that I have. I intend on tactically outclassing you on Meltdown. I am going to make you look very foolish. You care so much about looking down your nose at people that you don't really stop to realise that your hated by everyone. Come Meltdown and I am going to twist and contort your body in ways that you have only seen in horror movies. Sure, you have quite an arsenal of moves at your disposal, but I am the 'English Enigma' and if you think for one second that I am going to lay down for an aristocratic prat such as yourself you my friend are in for a very big shock. You may be living your dream working for WZCW Steven, but come Meltdown, I am going to turn it into a nightmare.
(With that, Hammond releases his foot from the chest of Geoffrey. He bends down and picks up a cracker with a little bit of caviar on it and places it in his mouth before promptly spitting it back out)
Scott Hammond: JESUS! Why can't you people just stick to eating hot dogs!
(Hammond then walks off as the screen fades to black)