The scene opens to a closeup of a quarter flipping in the air. It falls off the screen briefly, only to be launched into the air again. The camera follows it on its way down, revealing a gloved hand that catches the quarter before flipping it into the air once more. Slowly, the camera zooms out to reveal Max Karzai sitting in a chair in the living room of his house. The large bay windows behind him cast him into silhouette, making it hard to discern his features. The effect is unsettling. As he catches the quarter again, he pauses for a second, smiles, and begins to speak, flipping the coin the whole time.
Karzai: Its a funny thing, money. With money, the poor can become nobility, the ugly can become beautiful, and your everyday Joe can become a celebrity. Wars have been waged over it, people scream and climb over each other for it, some people hoard it, lie for it, spy for it, kill for it, die for it. And there are some people
who love it.
Karzai stands up, throwing his face into sharp relief but leaving the rest of his body in shadow. The camera locks onto his face, with the quarter coming in and out of the frame and he continues his endless game of flip-and-catch.
Karzai: Im no stranger to the love of money. Some people have described me as the classic rags-to-riches story. Nondescript kid, using music to rise through the ranks and become a star. And through the whole thing, I have seen what happens to people who love money. I have seen my friends and colleagues metamorphose into monsters and slime balls, because theyve gotten their hands on a little bit of money. I made a vow never to end up like that. Never to end up like them.
The camera zooms out as Karzai steps into the light. He withdraws his wallet from his pocket and begins thumbing through it, eventually drawing out three one-dollar bills.
Karzai: Doug Crashin, you represent the worst of those money-loving assholes. You were born into a wealthy family. You dont know what living in the poorhouse is like, to not know where your next meal is coming from. I do. Jordan does. You do not. You have never had to fight or struggle for your life, for the right to live another day. Everything you have had has been handed to you on a silver platter. Now, Im not saying that training with the Japanese is a cakewalk, but you always had the money. And the fact that you are so well-off, and know it
it makes me sick.
You are so high on yourself, yet are the lowest of the low. You walk around flaunting your riches in peoples faces. Do you think being rich makes you any less of an arrogant asshole? Do you think snapping at officials and throwing tantrums will do you any favors in life?
Karzai retrieves a lighter from his pocket, holding up one dollar with his other hand at the same time.
Karzai: Throughout time, men like you have walked the Earth, caring about nothing but themselves, only looking for the next way to make a buck. All through time, men like you have done nothing to help those lesser than you.
Karzai holds the lighter up to the first dollar bill, lighting it on fire. The flame dances up the dollar and towards Karzais hand, burning and blackening the dollar.
Karzai: Crashin, this dollar represents what will be remembered of you when you leave this life. If you are lucky, you will be remembered as a waste of space, a waste of time, an asshole who did nothing to contribute to this world. That is, if you are remembered at all.
Karzai drops the flaming dollar, now a twisted and curled scrap, into a plate on the table where it continues to burn. He holds the second dollar up to the first, where it too catches on fire. After a few seconds, Karzai drops it onto the plate where it burns.
Karzai: This dollar represents your chances against myself and Jordan. We have been facing challenges our whole lives, and have faced tough challenges in WZCW. We took Second Coming and Teach N Kurtesy to task, and though we may have come up short those times, we did not give up. We will not give up. Especially not to scum like you. You are nothing more than another brash blowhard, saying things instead of doing them. I am not afraid to do whatever it takes to win. Any tactics you pull on me, I can pull them better. Try to pull a hold out on me, and I will reverse it. I can be everywhere and nowhere. I will be there when fire makes you dance. I will give you a look to open up the skies. Its time to put your money where your mouth is, Crashin, or else you will just be another one of the millions and millions to go up in smoke.
Karzai smiles, and places the last dollar onto the plate before stepping back into the shadows. The camera focuses on the flame as the scene slowly fades into black.