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I sat alone in the living room. The sun had just started to creep over the horizon, I was nervous in anticipation of our upcoming match, and as a result I was having trouble sleeping. To remedy this I had crept downstairs and turned on the TV. At this early hour there wasn't much on. I flipped through channels, stopping only long enough for my brain to register what was on each channel. I checked the time on my phone, the newest episode of My Little Pony was still a few hours away. I let out a sigh as the bright colors flashed before me. I decided to just hold down the channel up button, count to ten in my head, and then watch whatever I landed on.
I landed on the now ironically named Music Television. My plan hadn't worked as well as I intended because an episode of MTV Cribs was on. I lie back and tried to watch, but after about ten minutes it was becoming too much. Just as I was about to break I heard the creaking from the front door. I checked my phone again, wondering who could be coming in this early. I craned my neck a bit to see. James was doing his best to sneak back into the house. As soon as he saw me he shifted to a more casual walking style, but he looked tense, his body language gave away his nerves.
James rested his arms on the back of the couch.
"What are you watching?"
"MTV Cribs." I responded not looking back at him.
There was some surprise in his voice when he next spoke.
"Why are you watching this garbage?"
"It makes me feel better about all the music I have illegally downloaded."
He let out a small chuckle. "Fair enough."
As he turned to walk to the kitchen I opened my mouth to speak, but quickly thought better of it. I wasn't sure where he had been, but I wasn't ready to play detective yet. Especially not after last weeks adventure as Batman ended poorly.
As I settled back in to watch another rapper I had never heard of talk about his four cars and gold plated jet ski, a cold object fell into my lap, causing me to leap from the couch startled.
As I bent over to pick up what turned out to be a bottle of water, James approached me.
"You ready to start training?"
I looked back up at him, expecting it to be some sort of joke.
"No, I had planned on watching the newest My Little Pony, and then playing Skyrim all day. The new Dragonborn DLC just came out and I fully intend to fly a dragon by nightfall."
"Maybe I have gone soft on you lately, but as soon as I started letting you fall back into your old ways, Strikeforce's performance started to suffer."
I threw my head back, before allowing it to fall forward. I stare at the floor for a few seconds before I look back to James.
I'm clearly not happy, but I agree to go along. "Just let me change into some suitable workout clothes."
I slowly made my way upstairs to my room. As was common place, my mind began to wonder. I looked around at what just a year ago was essentially a storage space. James and Dinah had been so gracious allowing me into their home. Just a couple of weeks before Strikeforce had formed, James and I were opponents. We opened a match on Aftershock, in which James had bested me, my first and only singles loss. Since then he had beaten me in training matches more times than I cared to remember. I was able to keep the record tipped heavily in my favor on the Xbox, but as with most things, my virtual skills mattered little.
As I rummaged through my dresser, looking for some gym shorts suitable for the crisp late fall weather, I came across a shirt that clearly weren't mine. I pulled out a faded Sonic T-Shirt that was about four sizes too small.
"She must have forgotten it."
As I fell back onto my bed, my foot managed to kick an empty bottle that had hidden away under a shirt. Not wanting to travel back down that road again I did my best to push it out of my mind.
I willed myself off the bed and over to the closet. I pulled out a shirt at random, it just so happened to be one of my copies of my original shirt in the company. The one with my less than attractive face on the Death Star.
As I was pulling it over my head, James popped his head in.
"Good you aren't naked this time. That star wasn't the only celestial body in the room last time I popped in unannounced."
I rolled my eyes.
"Haha, my ass is the moon, so original there. Ace Stevens better watch out, you may steal his job." The sarcasm in my voice apparent.
I hip check him as I walk out the door. He recovers and catches up with me. We walk in silence to the basement.
It has been nearly nine months and I was still in awe every time I made my way down here. Three of the four walls were covered with posters of some of James' MMA fights. The fourth wall was dedicated to James and his wrestling career. Most of the posters were of small independent promotions that he had worked for, though the poster advertising our TLC match at Kingdom Come was the center piece. Outside of that and a picture Dinah had taken of James and I clutching our belts post match were the only signs I existed.
As I was glancing around the room, a rope hit me and wrapped itself around my upper body.
"Jump-rope, work on your cardio and leg strength."
I gave a halfhearted effort until James had finished wrapping his hands and went to work on one of his heavy bags. He paused briefly and I quickly picked up the rope, but he never turned around. He put his headphones on and turned the volume up to a level that even several feet away I could clearly hear.
I pulled up a stool and took a seat. I splashed some water on my face to give the appearance of sweat and pulled out my phone. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't focus on training. I started to look through old text messages. It wasn't long after that that I started looking through old pictures.
"Man I look good, you at that pool party though, not so much."
I turned around and saw James looking over my shoulder.
"Maybe if you spent more time training and less time looking at pictures of you and your fans, we would still be champs."
His words were a little hurtful, so I was quick to respond.
"Maybe if you spent more time..."
I trailed off, I wasn't ready to call him out on whatever escapades he was going on.
"So what's next?"
"Just some sparring."
I followed him into the ring. After strapping on my headgear and sparring gloves, I start to circle around James. We throw a few weak jabs at each other and engage in a tie-up that goes nowhere. As James starts to ramp up the intensity, I maintain my lackadaisical level.
Again my mind starts to wonder. I think back to the same weekend James and I made our debuts. I was sitting in the stands, watching as a masked man in a unitard hit a devastating kick to the back of the head of his opponent to pick up a win. The night before I stood backstage texting my friends and family, watching a small television that showed a large muscular man straight out of a blaxplotation film be squashed by a five hundred plus pound sumo wrestler. Then I begin to look at where my career, and even my life have gone in that time.
Just nine short months ago I was in a happy relationship, enjoyed spending most weekends beating mini bosses and rescuing princesses, just so happened to be a professional wrestler. Now I was single, hadn't so much as beaten a tutorial in weeks, and my life was consumed by wrestling. Week in and week out I had to look over my shoulder. The New Church had blindsided me so many times I lost count. Not to mention we still weren't one hundred certain who had attacked us at Apocalypse. Worst of all I had lost the love of my life. Maybe if I had...
...I awoke to the silhouette of a man standing over me and a faint voice. Slowly the silhouette and voice became clear.
"You okay man?"
James helped me up slowly.
"What happened?"
"One second we were grappling for position, then you lowered your guard so I struck. You had your hands down and I connected clean with your jaw."
"Sorry, I was miles away."
"Do you want to get those belts back or not?"
I close my eyes annoyed, nodding my head yes.
"You know what we need right now?"
"A montage? A sports training montage? 'Cause in anything if you want to go from just a beginner to a pro, you need a montage."
James places his face firmly in his palm. After a few seconds of groaning to himself he points his finger directly in my face.
"No, we need you to get your ass in gear."
I slap his hand from my face.
No! You need to pull your head out of your ass!
We are in each others face at this point.
"For the last month and a half you have been running around at all hours of the day to God knows where! You are neglecting your fiance, and you are neglecting your career! You think some last minute training is going to help us beat Saxton and Saboteur?
"Your regiment of sitting on your fat ass and drinking yourself into a coma definitely aren't winning us matches! Actually training will help!
"No, nothing will help us beat them, because we can't! We are just ordinary people, we can't relate to them! I can threaten to make Saboteur eat his katana, I can talk for hours on end about how I can beat Saxton because he doesn't use lifting moves, but put those two together and it is pure mayhem. Add to that the constant threat of The New Church, and we have no chance. On top of all that we have an unknown stipulation. Maybe we get lucky and get put into an "I Quit" match. You are an MMA star, you know submissions. Outside of that the most we can hope for is to survive."
"Maybe we get the no DQ match. If so you can just hit everyone over the head with your old Xbox. Those original Xboxs weighed like twenty pounds."
I laugh a little, despite my best efforts not to.
"I hate when you do that. I want to be angry, you defuse the situation by making a joke."
James shoves me playfully.
"I wouldn't be your unofficial big brother if I didn't."
I was still angry, and I had jumped the gun on calling him out, but he was still my friend and we were still a team. I had to apologize to save face.
"I'm sorry man. I just can't get over this feeling we are prepping for nothing."
James shot me a puzzled look.
"What do you mean?"
"We can't beat those two. We can train all we want, but they are just too random. They are the human equivalent of Pinkie Pie."
James begins to laugh.
"You and ponies I swear."
"It is the truth this time though. You never know what will happen with those two. One day they could come out to the ring at each others throats, the next day they come out as the best of friends. Our only win over them as a team came way back in the lead up to Kingdom Come. They were in the middle of their crazy feud then, they beat themselves."
James pulls his phone out of his pocket and begins to text as he responds to me.
"Well what do you propose we do?"
I walk over to the corner and rest my arms on the turnbuckle, looking at the floor.
"Nothing. There is nothing we can do. Truth is we will probably lose the match. You just can't let it wreck havoc in your personal life like I did. Win, lose, or draw, you are still going to come back here to the loving arms of Dinah. I don't have that anymore. I let those belts consume my life. Because of that I alienated my family, my friends, and most of all I alienated Rose. I'm trying to fix the others, but I can't get her back. All I can do is sit and wonder of her whereabouts and hope like hell she is happy where she is. All the talk of validation, and acceptance, the bad puns, the lame jokes, none of that matters when we step into the ring. No matter the stipulation, no matter if The New Church or Steamboat Ricky or Bowser himself runs into our match, they don't matter. When we step through those ropes we aren't the odd couple pairing of an MMA star and a nerd. We are two men, fighting for our lives against two other men. We could walk out champions or we could be wheeled out on stretchers beaten, but we will still be friends...brothers. In a few days you are going to have kids to take care of. I'm not sure what that means for Strikeforce, but I do know that one day one of us will fail to breath and all we will be left with are memories. If I happen to take that last breath on our way home after the fight, I want you to remember me, us, as fighters...as brothers, who, win, lose, or draw, went down swinging."
I turned around, expecting at least a fist bump, but James was gone, and again I was alone.