*camera cuts to backstage in front of the locker room, with Leon Kensworth standing by*
Kensworth: Ladies and gentlemen, after last week's Meltdown, we have a new Mayhem Champion in Alex Bowen. In a moment I will conduct an interview with the man he beat for the title, The Savior Chris Jones-
*Kensworth is cut off by Jones bursting out of the locker room, stopping only to grab the mic out of Kensworth's hand before marching past him, heading down to ringside. Jones heads down to the ring, not even letting his music come on, as the fans boo him heartily. Jones doesn't even give them a glance as he enters the ring, mic in hand*
Jones: This company is an insult to professional wrestling as a whole!
*the fans boo loudly as Jones continues*
Jones: It has become painfully clear that there is a conspiracy going on backstage to prevent me from getting the glory I so rightfully deserve! It is obvious to anyone with a working brain stem that the so-called "geniuses" back there do not want me as the Mayhem Champion of this company!
*the fans continue to boo in response, some of them making mocking crying motions towards Jones*
Jones: When I won my very first Mayhem Championship, how long was I the champion? A week? Maybe two? And what happens? I lose to some Nazi wannabe, who wasn't even brave enough to stay in the company long enough for me to win the title back! It's obvious that the WZCW braintrust only wanted to get the title off of me, no matter what it took!
*fans continue booing, one in particular shouting at Jones to "quit being a crybaby". Jones ignores them and continues*
Jones: And then, when I beat Ferbian, the guy who was supposedly the next big deal in Mayhem, and win the title a second time, what happens? Multi-man matches up the ass! "This week, you gotta fight three other guys, and next week, you fight two, both of which you already beat!" Yeah, have me wear myself out in a Fatal-Fourway, and while I'm recovering, throw me in a Triple Threat! And most importantly, they purposely pick people I've already fought, because they already know what I can do, and are able to form a counter-strategy! I, on the other hand, don't learn anything from them, because I beat them so badly, they were lucky to even land a hit on me! Even you short-bus riding hicks can see the pattern there!
*fans boo louder and louder, seemingly in an attempt to drown out Jones*
Jones: Now, those of you with working brains in their heads may be saying "Well, there is a noticeable pattern there, Jones, but why do it? What's the motive?" I'll tell you the motive! It's because I make the rest of the Mayhem Division look bad, and the WZCW officials know that! I am ten times better than any of the garbage wrestlers plaguing this company, and anyone can see that! As such, WZCW makes things harder for me, so that I don't make the rest of the Mayhem wrestlers look like crap! Which, admittedly, isn't very hard to do!
*the fans' booing has reached a constant drone, but Jones doesn't stop*
Jones: And if you want proof of this, look who won the belt! Alex Bowen? SERIOUSLY?! How can anyone honestly think that Bowen deserves to be the one carrying the Mayhem Title?! I brought class and dignity to this division! I made it more than just random senseless violence! Yeah, I can get downright dirty and disgusting when the situation calls for it, but that's only if I want to hurt somebody! I am a better standard of athlete than any member of this division, and that most especially applies to Alex Bowen! The reason Bowen is living in a dump and making chump change, is because that's all he deserves! In fact, he's lucky he's even here! If I had my way, the only place he would be wrestling is at some 7-year old's birthday party for a cold hot dog and a glass of orange juice! THAT is what Alex Bowen deserves!
*the fans have reached a fever pitch with their booing as Jones slowly starts to calm down*
It's obvious that WZCW doesn't care who the Mayhem Champion is, so long as it's not me. But you know what, that's fine. I'm a good company man, folks. I can play ball. So, I'll tell you what. As you know, I cashed in my rematch clause for Meltdown this week. If I win, I'm back on top and a three-time Mayhem Champion. But if I lose, then I'll leave the Mayhem Division for good. Alex can go ahead and drag this division back into the mud, and I will have no part in it.
*the fans start cheering in hopes of that happening*
Jones: Don't go getting excited. If I'm gone, it's back to garbage wrestling for the lot of you. Back to mindless violence without rhyme or reason between talentless and inexperienced rookies, designed only to hold you over until the main event. You may say otherwise now, but if I go, you'll miss me. And WZCW, don't misunderstand me. I will not be leaving your company any time soon. You cannot force me out. If and when I go, it'll be of my own accord, with my head held high, and after I've left a legacy that no one will ever forget!
*the fans resume booing, eager to see Jones lose and leave the Mayhem Division*
Jones: And finally, to you, Alex Bowen, I'd tell you to prepare yourself, but the truth is, nothing can prepare you for what I'm going to do to you. You see, the difference between then and now is that I'm driven to win, at any cost. This isn't just about me getting my title back, it's about removing you from the equation. It's about eliminating a disgrace, not just to this company, but to society as a whole. It's about getting rid of someone who looks like he might get a bit too friendly with boys under the age of thirteen.
*the fans boo louder than ever, eager to drown Jones out*
Jones: Bowen, you can do whatever you like to prepare for what's going to happen, but it won't help you. No matter what you do to yourself to get ready for this, it is NOTHING compared to what I have in mind for you. The sick, twisted, demented ideas running through my head right now would wake you up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. It really is times like these that I question my sanity, because I'm looking forward to seeing just how long I can twist your body in unnatural ways before it breaks. But don't worry too much, Bowen. This is for the best, for you and society. Because I am your Savior, and I know what's best for you.
*Jones drops the microphone as the fans boo louder and louder, camera following Jones as he leaves the arena before fading to black*