Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
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Sweat pours across the face of Noah Ryder as he rests against the corner of a ring. He steps away and then suddenly drops down, performing a perfect drop toehold that sends his opponent face first into the middle turnbuckle. Noah rises to his feet, the crowd cheering his name loudly. He backs up towards the opposite corner and raises his arm up as his opponent slowly rises to his feet. He drops down to one knee and then springs up, running straight at his opponent.
Pay by Play Announcer: Noah goes for the Blow Ryder!
His opponent ducks and Noah's boot hits the top turnbuckle. As quickly as he falls, his opponent reaches up and rolls Noah back into a pinfall.
1... 2... 3! Ding Ding.
Noah sits right up on his knees and appears quite frustrated. His opponent stands up and then falls backwards into the ropes, using them as support.
What a battle these two warriors put on here tonight.
Colour Commentator: I couldn't agree with you more. Time and time again Noah looked like he'd be able to put this match, but just couldn't get it done here tonight.
His last match in ANT will go down as a loss, but the memories he had here will live on forever.
Noah stands up and stares his opponent in the eye. Both are breathing heavily. His opponent extends his arm out for a handshake and Noah brushes it off. He pulls him in instead and the two hug in the ring, Noah patting him on the back and congratulating him in the process. Noah raises his opponents arm to loud cheers and then rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Backstage he is greeted by the entire roster who clap their hands and cheer him on. Hugs and handshakes follow as Noah eventually makes his way back to the dressing room and quickly changes out of his gear. He heads out a back door, hoping not to be spotted by any fans. A couple of die hard Ryder fans are waiting there for him and despite wanting to quietly disappear, he signs autographs for them, poses for pictures, and chats for 15 minutes with them. Finally, they head back in to watch the rest of the show and Noah quickly heads to the parking lot where a women in a red Mustang is waiting for him.
Jessica: Hey baby. How was it tonight?
Ryder: Everything you could hope for in a last match. I wasn't dragged out from the ring with the crowd singing "Na Na Na Na."
Oh of course not, they love you.
Yea, I am going to miss them.
Noah throws his stuff in the back seat and climbs into the passenger seat. Jessica lights up a cigarette.
Would you please put that out.
Not a chance. You should try one.
Never going to happen.
Jessica revs up the engine and the two speed off into the night.
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Days later a quiet evening is suddenly interrupted by a constant rocking followed by a loud moan. The volume grows louder and louder until it all ends in a climatic scream. Noah and Jessica roll over beside each other on a messy bed, both breathing heavily. Jessica reaches over to a night table beside her and lights up a cigarette.
I love fucking you the night before you have a big match. You always have so much energy.
What can I say, I'm excited about it.
And you should be baby. You've been working so hard to get into WZCW and now you've finally done it. I'm proud of you.
Noah smiles and the two share a passionate kiss. Noah jokingly coughs afterward due to the smoke as Jessica takes another drag and puts it out.
Shit that went long. I got to get dressed or else I'm going to miss my plane.
Jessica slides off the bed to put on her panties and grabs her cell to call a taxi.
You should spend the night. Forget about this meeting, you can always reschedule.
Leonard silly, I can't do that. A lot of people depend on my direction. My job doesn't involve being nearly naked and wrestling other men every weekend.
I wouldn't mind if you were nearly naked and wrestling other women.
I know you wouldn't, but I have a career that I'm very good at, and meeting with these investors is very important for it. I've already successfully opened three night clubs, but to open one in the heart of Manhattan will put my name on the map. I should've left yesterday, but you talked me into catching a red eye tonight.
I didn't talk you into anything, you knew what you'd be getting tonight.
Well, then I guess it's my fault for liking it too much.
Jessica is now fully dressed and ready to leave. Noah throws on some pants and escorts her out of his room. A loud snoring sound emerges from the coach where Steven is sprawled out half naked. Jessica covers the side of her face to avoid looking at him.
Please take care of him. He's in serious need of some help.
I know, but his heart is good.
It's yours that is good. A little too good I say. You can't keep being there to bail him out, eventually he's got to stand up on his own two feet. When we move into a place together, he's not coming.
Okay, okay.
Jessica smiles at Noah and the two passionately kiss by the door.
I'll see you after your match. I know you're going to kill it.
Thanks, love you.
Love you too.
Jessica turns and walks down the hall, Noah glancing at her behind walking away. He closes the door and heads back to bed.
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The next morning Noah wakes up feeling invigorated. He spends several hours alone in his room, showering, shadow boxing, singing his favourite songs loudly. Nothing at all could contain his excitement about tonight. Finally dressed, he steps out of his bedroom to find Steven eating a bowl of cereal without his pants or underwear on.
Good lord man. That's a sight I'm never going to forget.
Steven smiles as he lifts up a large mixing bowl full of fruit-loops to his mouth.
Steven: You like it?
If you were the last person on earth... no I still wouldn't.
Harsh man.
Steven slurps back some cereal as Noah heads to the fridge and pulls out an orange sports beverage.
Today man, I'm going to let it slide. I'm too excited to let anything bring me down.
Oh yea, today's the big day.
You damn right it is. Come on, hurry up and eat, I want to get going soon.
Oh right... jeez man I forgot to tell you.
What?
My license is suspended.
Since when?
Uh... about 6 months ago. I'm actually going to court today to get it back. Friend of mine is a lawyer in training so he's going to represent me in exchange for painting his fence.
And now you tell me?
Sorry.
Forget it. I gotta finish packing and head out myself.
Noah goes to pack his bag and heads out, Steven back sprawled out on the couch half naked. Noah throws his bag into his beat up Corolla and leaves the parking lot. Two minutes into his drive he gets a call on his cell.
Hello.
Hey, where's the TV remote?
You know I don't watch TV.
I figured you might know.
Sorry.
Noah takes a sharp turn and narrowly avoids getting hit by an oncoming semi.
Geez man, traffic is heavy today. I have to get off the phone.
Hey can I borrow your suit?
You can't fit into it.
Oh right, well can I borrow your tie. That'll be one less thing I need for today.
Fine.
Could I also borrow $50?
The lights up ahead are red, so Noah takes his foot off the gas and before he reaches the line they turn green. Noah presses his foot down on the gas and sighs.
Steven, listen-
Those are the last words Steven hears as Noah is t-boned in the intersection by a large truck running the red light. Noah is slumped over the steering wheel, unconscious with his arm trapped between the crushed door and the steering wheel.
Leonard? Leonard are you there? Leonard!