Darkness. You can hear something banging.
Bruce: Streuth!
More banging.
Bruce: Crikey!
More banging.
Bruce: I can't do it Captain!
The camera cuts to Captain Harrison Love stood outside a closed door. You can see Love and hear Irwin from off screen.
Love: You need your eyes on the prize.
THWACK.
Bruce: Dammit!
Love: Again.
Crash.
Bruce: How can I hit the target when I can't see the prize?
Love: Are you stupid? You recently just won a match for a mystery prize. Do you know what it was?
Bruce lets out a grunting noise.
Bruce: I dunno.
Love: Exactly! Yet you won, heck you won when they changed it to a triple threat. You spent all week practising throwing potato sacks over the top rope. In the end you didn't need it as the rules changed. Yet you were focused, a mystery prize.
Kapow.
Bruce: Dammit!
Love: Get focused!
Bruce sighs.
Bruce: Really?
Love: Repeat after me.
Bruce: I can do it myself.
Love: Go on then.
Bruce: I SEE PRIDE
I SEE POWER
I SEE A BAD ASS MOTHER WHO GONNA TAKE NO CRAP OFF NOBODY
Love: AGAIN!
Bruce: I SEE PRIDE
I SEE POWER
I SEE A BAD ASS MOTHER WHO GONNA TAKE NO CRAP OFF NOBODY
SMASH. You can hear that the target has been hit.
Bruce: Finally.
Love opens the door as like peaks in to the room. He switches the light on to reveal Bruce Irwin with a kendo stick. On the floor is the remains of a piñata shaped like Kagura Ohzora lay on the floor. There's lots of candies dotted around.
Love: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
The camera focuses on a frustrated looking Irwin as we fade to black.