McMahon Furious over TNA Angle (SPOILER)

[It's Damn Real!]

From the Main Page:

Perez Hilton of PerezHilton.com has posted a new report claiming that Vince McMahon is furious with Joanie "Chyna" Laurer's decision to join rival promotion TNA and debut as Kurt Angle's mistress during this week's Impact broadcast. The article notes, "Sources say [Vince] McMahon was considering placing Chyna in the WWE Hall of Fame, but is furious with her decision to join TNA and has dismissed the idea of recognizing a rival wrestling organization's talent.

Boo!

Although TNA can't utter the name "Chyna", since it is property of McMahon, fans erupted in applause when she appeared."

 

[Jay Sherman]

I doubt hes furious. Seems like just a slow day so they glorified some dull news. If he is then its a bit childish.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Because Vince has never done childish things before?

 

[JGlass]

If Perez Hilton said it then it must be true.

If it is true though, it's pretty silly for McMahon to be upset about. Chyna has plastic surgery bills to pay and controlled substances to buy. It's not like he's throwing her any paid gigs to help her out, why should he be surprised to see her sign with TNA? If anything, he should feel proud that he was able to make her into a star during the 90s and she's still a recognizable player in professional wrestling today.

Oh well, nobody ever said Vince was emotionally balanced.

 

[Lee]

FINALLY an IDR thread without an icon. Thank fuck.

 

[Jay Sherman]

No he has, your right. Just for Vince to cry about anything TNA is doing strikes me as...lame.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

FINALLY an IDR thread without an icon. Thank fuck.

 

[Smartie]

Ha Ha

let's just leave it to that

 

[Dave]

Wait! The 30 people that cram into the Impact Zone can manage an eruption of applause? Pull the other one.

 

[a0161613]

300, Dave. Don't let hate or ignorance for TNA's product cloud the actual figure of that "arena".

 

[Dave]

It doesn't matter. The point still stands.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Yeah, I am certain that Vince is absolutely furious over this development. After all, Chyna has been so relevant in the world of professional wrestling for the last several years, and she's the poster child for emotional stability and dependability. Vince I'm sure is trembling in his boots at what Chyna can add to his "competition" at this stage of her "career". The last time I saw a picture of her, she was such an imposing specimen of a wrestler. If they add Sean Waltman and Scott Hall to make it a faction, Vince may have a seizure.

I mean, it must be nerve wracking for him. She may well push iMPACT's ratings all the way up to 1.21.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Yes, IDR, because Perez Hilton is a credible source for insider wrestling information.

For fuck's sake, man.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Who said this was credible? I posted it in the cage, not in the TNA section. I just thought it was funny.

 

[hatehabsforever]

It's funny, alright. Hilarious actually. Hilarious that TNA would go out and drag Chyna out of oblivion to further their already questionable hirings and angles. And even more hilarious that anyone would suggest that Vince McMahon would actually give a shit.

 

[Via Armbar]

Anybody wanna put some money down on her name being "China" or "Chynna'' or possibly even "Chynuh"? That's me assuming she doesn't already have one, I don't watch.

 

[Daniel]

I think the funnier news is TNA signing Chyna in the first place.

 

[Lee]

The 10th wonder of the world.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Vince was going to put Chyna in the HoF? He's not that fucking senile yet.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Anybody wanna put some money down on her name being "China" or "Chynna'' or possibly even "Chynuh"? That's me assuming she doesn't already have one, I don't watch.

Japan?

 

[Daniel]

This image shows her name to be Chyna.

Spoiler

But apparently they can't say her name.

 

[Via Armbar]

Well this can't be anything but good.

 

[ABMorales787]

It's Chyna. But they pronounce it "China".

 

[Lee]

They're calling her Ch4na

 

[Nate DaMac]

OH YEAH WHAT A MONSTER OVATION!!!

no it wasn't.