This poll will be open for twenty-four hours. In one corner, standing at 5 ft 6 in and weighing in at a surly 255 lbs is Joe's Gonna Kill You, a merciless optimist who enjoys drinking virgin tap water in the rain and taking long walks on the decapitated skulls of his enemies. And in the opposing corner, standing at 1 ft 3 in and hovering 30 cm above the ground is the 2nd 5th of ScreaminNormanSmiley, suspected Hispanic day laborer and the second best Matt Damon lookalike on the board. The power is in your hands. Which of these gladiators will advance to the next round and which will be forced to leave the tip?