Matt Striker appreciation thread!

[WHAT?]

This thread is dedicated to the ni**a that's been down since day one ...

Matt "The Giant" Striker

I'm a big fan of Matt Striker because he says the funniest shit.
Keep this thread positive and show your love for the teacher!​

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Tie your mother down, Striker has his own appreciation thread.

 

[WHAT?]

Haha what?
TYPO! SORRY!

 

[Hawkeye]

And here comes LR79

 

[Remix]

I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again. Striker is a fucking mark, and that's a good thing. You can tell how much he loves doing what he does and how genuinely knowledgeable he is about pro wrestling.

 

[I Suck Ass]

LR79 will rape you in a good way.

 

[Next Jericho]

Matt Striker is awesome on Smackdown

 

[LitasRevenge79]

And...with that said...here I am!!!! Someone tie him down...and let the fun begin!!! LOL
I've got the edible panties.... vanilla coconut flavored...of course...and all the extra goodies...

 

[The Holy One]

I'm actually suprised that it took this long to make.

 

[#hamler]

Cole should have one. He's very entertaining with this heel gimmick

 

[X]

It's a sad fuckin' day when Matt Striker is the WWE's best commentator.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Who the fuck would want to take their clothes off for michael cole? I think not...matt striker deserves this damn thread. lol I can't see michael cole man enough to take pics of his junk and post it online..no... of course cole does resemble a talking penis at times...

 

[The Holy One]

Who the fuck would want to take their clothes off for michael cole? I think not...matt striker deserves this damn thread. lol I can't see michael cole man enough to take pics of his junk and post it online..no... of course cole does resemble a talking penis at times...

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You asked.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

cole doesn't seem to be screaming very much for heidenreich giving him the anal probe...something cole is quite familiar with I take it?? besides...back to the matter at hand.... STRIKER!!! A handsome, articulate man, who with a degree in teaching, and educational psychology...left the teaching world to grace the WWE world with his presence, and is mine for the ravaging...

 

[The Holy One]

You're just saying that b/c he has a big package admit it but at least he puts that teaching degree to use while commentating even if it's a bit excessive.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

hwy now holy...i can appreciate that man in his clothes as well as out of them...don't be hating... as a former teacher myself...I do enjoy a man of man words...

 

[The Holy One]

I feel you're going to enjoy jail tomorrow. I look forward to seeing another "fan" incident.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

I don't think i'll go to jail...not when someone sees my ta-ta's...there's gotta be at least one horny wrestler on the road who'd be like "Damn..." crap...i forgot fatt hardy isn't traveling with them...

 

[The Holy One]

Why would Hardy be concerned with your tits? A bag of cheetos would work much better.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

i'm sure its been longer since he's seen a pair of boobies on a female than eating a bag of cheetos...lol

 

[The Holy One]

He wouldn't be that crazy over tits rather than cheetos.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

He wouldn't be that crazy over tits rather than cheetos.

how about boobies covered in cheese? lol... that'd be something for him to break his diet in a good way..

 

[I Suck Ass]

There is a friend of mine that thinks that everything the announcers say is true.

 

[The Holy One]

I think he asked Lita to do that for him once or was it Shannon Moore?

 

[The Holy One]

There is a friend of mine that thinks that everything the announcers say is true.

I still have my 13 year old cousin believing that the Undertaker, Kane, and Abyss are actual real life brothers.