Marty Garner

[Uncle Sam]

You'll never be anything. Go away.

 

[Tim]

who?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Who?

 

[Tim]

DON'T COPY MEEE!!!! And he was the guy MVP debuted against

 

[Sparky]

I thought he was talking about the poster

 

[Tim]

There's a poster called Marty Garner?

 

[Sparky]

nah marty something though...

 

[Rusty]

Marty Garner..... I still don't remember him.

 

[Sparky]

the guy that "has to run around in the shower to get wet"

 

[Rusty]

Doesn't help.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

FSM is shit, and you are shit for reading it Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But you read it.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I'm still very confused.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Innit.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Innit.

I did not find that post helpful in any way.

 

[Sparky]

glad he could help.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

glad he could help.

Me too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Now see, that's helpful. But I still haven't the foggiest idea who he is!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, it's all about OMEGA. Gregory Helms went there and went on to have questionable success. As did the Hardy brothers and some other twat who I forget. Marty Garner liked standing away from groups and in backgrounds of photos at the time, and the other four would stand together. THIS MAKES HIM THE FIFTH BEETLE AND GOOD, says wrestling's most inconsistent magazine.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I agree. He won't ever be anything. Go away, Marty Garner.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But he's The Rock's best friend EVAH! Like family, man!

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Evah? Really? Still, that changes nothing.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Anywho, I'm going to bed. Goodnight Senoir Sam.