WrestleMania XXX rightfully deserves to be the biggest match ever…EVER. As a matter of fact, from top to bottom, all of the matches at WM XXX should be Main Event matches. It should be the first and only WrestleMania to have more than 5 Main Events and no dark match. Let’s see here.
The United Kingdom (Mason Ryan, Drew McIntyre, Wade Barrett, Sheamus, and William Regal) vs. The New Latino World Order (Hunico, Camacho, Epico, Primo, and Sin Cara)
Classic Strength vs. Speed. This should be a fun match. I’d like to see Finlay, David Smith (Vintage WWE revisionist, instead of saying, Son of Davie Boy Smith, only say Son of the British Bulldog), Chavo and Rey get involved in this match.
Brock Lesanr vs. Bill Goldberg vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Ezekiel Jackson Fatal Four Way Elimination match.
This time, have WM be there first day back on there damn contract, so that we can have a match where they show us they want to show up the next night on Raw…and the following Friday on Smackdown.
Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior II. Old School Blue Steel Cage match
With Social Media and all that, everyone who should know knows about these two recently. Let us have it at the place where it can only happen. No N.W.O vs. O.W.N $#!+. I’d even have Hogan and Warrior wear the Belts they wore at WM VI. Just have a crew bring out the Cage and remove it after, because I have something hanging up there for later.
Money In The Bank Ladder match.
Whoever is left over after my card is done. What about a 30-Man Money In The Bank Ladder match?? I’m just kidding. Rob Van Dam vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. CM Punk vs. Jack Swagger vs. The Miz vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. the WM XXVIII MITB Winner. Edge can sit ringside and call the match. I’ve got something else in mind for Kane this evening. I’m giving the nod to Kennedy for obvious reasons, knocking off CM Punk off the Ladder last for the win. Poor Kennedy...Kennedy...
Unified WWE World Tag Team Champions, Jeri-Show vs. Shaq-Weather. Think about it. There’s history there between Big Show, Floyd and by that time, Shaq. Jericho was his Tag partner at one point. A Celebrity match, where the Celebs actually have a shot at winning the WWE Tag Team Titles is new. Let’s even have them win it and retire with them. Can you think of anything better??
Triple H vs. JBL
Just because it never happened, and it really should have. JBL could come in and try to buy the WWE from HHH or something like JBL bought a promotion down south and will bring them in to invade Raw and takeover Smackdown.. By this time, Triple H would be in the “McMahon” yearly match at Mania.
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock IV
The only reason why I think this match should happen is because it has never happen at a WM at Madison Square Garden. If it’s not at MSG, well because it hasn’t happened since XIX. Rock wins, which puts them at 2 each…
Chyna vs. WWE Divas Champion, Kharma. LumberJill match
Oh yeah!! This is not going to be pretty but it’s going to be Diva-licious in 3D. We need a "King-Cam". Put glasses with a camera on Jerry Lawler already.
Randy Orton vs. Kane in an Inferno match (sorry, I just played an Inferno match.in WWE 12)
This is one of those cases where it never happened, so make it happen before you can’t make it happen no more. With the right storyline, I can see this working out really well. They could even tie it into…
WWE Champion, John Cena vs. World Champion, the Undertaker. Unification match. Streak on the line.
I’m going to go ahead and make it a Casket match, a Buried Alive match, a Last Ride match or a combination of them all. Last Ride in the Casket must be Buried Alive match…with Paul Bearer as the Special Guest referee. Did I mention the return of the Corporate Ministry at the prior Royal Rumble??
That’s a SEXXXY WM!!