Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Gimmick Name: M.
Announced As: “The (insert random, changing every time, adjective beginning with “m” here, e.g. “Majestic”
Mr. M” or "The Good Villain" Mr. M!"
Height: 187cm
Weight: 243.7 pounds.
Hometown: The Super Secret Underground Lair Beneath That Restaurant With The Cute But Not Cute Waitress Who Sometimes Gives You Too Much Sugar In Your Coffee But You Don’t Complain Because You Kinda Fancy Her And Can’t Figure Out Whether Or Not To Make A Move On It. Yes That Is A Hometown, Both The Lair And The Restaurant Are Freaking Huge.
Billed From: The Secret Underground Lair.
Alignment: Heel
Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:
Introducing first from the secret underground lair, weighing in at precisely 243.7 pounds, The (insert random, changing every time, adjective beginning with “m” here, e.g. “Marvellous” Mr. M!
Appearance: Same as the picture in every way, except that the cape is taken off when in the actual ring.
Sample Pic of Wrestler:
Main Gimmick: Supervillain trying to achieve world domination.
2 Characteristics of Gimmick:
He’s a playful little supervillain with quite the bouncy personality. This comes to surface in many of his weird minor mannerisms like skipping for the sake of skipping, explaining his world domination plans to fans mid-match and stopping mid-sentence to appreciate the cuteness of passing wildlife such as the many fluffy bunnies that for some unexplained reason frequent his hometown.
M happens to have a particular fondness for the letter of which his name happens to be composed entirely of, A.K.A. the letter “M”. M will use any opportunity to use this mighty letter, sometimes even sacrificing the entire flow of his speech just to magnificently magnify the magnitude of the maniacal madness of his words. M will often alliterate these words during his speeches, and also alliterate words with other letters as much as possible.
Brief Bio/History:
Not much is known about The M, mainly because nobody asks. He grew up on the outskirts of the giant restaurant’s outdoor eating area, living off leftover food, before burrowing deep underneath the restaurant because he thought it would be fun to go visit the molepeople he thought lived there. After finding no molepeople he decided that the hole he had dug was actually a suitable location for a lair, and thus the gigantic lair was born.
He also got arrested for trying to take over the world once, and because of it he has been under a form of house arrest where he cannot move more than 300 metres away from a certain officer from an unnamed entity who M refers to as “General Green” or sometimes just “Green”.
Entrance Music: “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” by Dethklok
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Entrance Description: The lights go out. The music begins. A lone spotlight is seen shining down on a figure standing on the ramp in a dramatic pose. Upon the word “fire” the music kicks in the full gear and so do the lights, flashing around the arena in many different colours as M walks down the ramp laughing a maniacal laugh which only he could pull off. M gets into the ring, spins while throwing off his cape into the crowd, and poses again in what may or may not be a painful position but M’s too busy being magical to care.
Fighting Style: Moderately high flyer, kinda like Jeff Hardy used to be in his last WWE run but with a lot more throws, I dunno - he’s got variety.
Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: No previous injuries. Extremely theatrical with his actions, adds theatrics to every move with overdramatic-ness. He’ll end up in a kinda power-y mode by the end if he’s aiming to lock in the M Special. To prepare for the possibility of having to go into power mode he concentrates on the head and neck of the opponent, softening them up for an M Special.
Finishing Moves (2 max):
M Special – Submission hold which is pretty much a reverse DDT grip with a bodyscissors rolling around the canvas until the opponent submits
Mega M Slam – M drags his opponent off the top turnbuckle into a super backslide slam/pin combination, sometimes with feet on the ropes if M’s feeling a little dirty
Signature Moves (3 max):
Mega M Kick – Jeff Hardy’s corner slingshot dropkick but delayed whilst in the handstand position for extra theatrics and general messing about.
Mega M Punch – Coast to coast flying uppercut to opponent sitting in opposite corner’s face.
Mega M Flip – Front flip chocolate rain from the top rope
12 Most Used Moves:
Corner enziguri
Powerslam
Spinning throat chop
German suplex
Jumping knee to the back of the head
Neckbreaker
Standing moonsault
Choking STO
Choking Thesz press
Springboard European uppercut
Crossbody
Frontflip knee drop to throat
Sample RP.
The scene opens with The M inside a supermarket, searching the many isles for the much needed mangoes to use in his Monday margarita, when he comes across a squeaky toy with his face on it.
Intrigued, The M squeaks the squeaky toy…
“Sheep go baaaaaa
Cows go moooooo
Cats go purrrrrrrrr
Ms go mmmmmm”
Understandably angry from being mocked by a squeaky toy – already the third time this week – The M throws down the squeaky toy in a truly mesmerising fashion that only one as majestic as he would do.
the toy bounces off the shelf towards a small child who picks it up. M turns towards the small child and is met with childish laughter as the child recognises who this majestic man is.
The M squints suspiciously at the child, who squints suspiciously back. The M then leans a little towards the child, who leans a little back.
M: Why were you laughing at me?
Child: Because you’re that guy from the TV aren’t you? The one who tried to-
-yes, yes I am the guy from the TV… But why were you laughing?
Because you’re silly!
The M’s eyes widen as he jumps back in a maniacal manner as he seems to be very offended by the notion of being silly.
Silly? Silly?!?!!? I am many things, but I am certainly not silly!! Mad? Yes. Maniacal? Maybe. Murderous?... Well that’s for the courts to decide, but silly?? Not in your wildest dreams!! How dare you even think of thinking about considering maybe calling me silly???!?
Hey man chill I’m just a child, don”t expect me to use all your fancy “M” words, and yes, you are silly.
Whoa that’s an awfully odd speaking pattern for a child, what sort of child speaks like that?
A child who’s about to kick your ass!
Wha-
The child throws the squeaky toy at The M, who catches it with his magical reflex powers, but his magical reflex powers were too slow to dodge the flying roundhouse kick the child used to send The M flying across the isle.
While M is trying to pick himself up from the rubble, The General arrives at the scene.
General: Hey M I found those mangoes you were loo-hahahahaha oh wow did you just get kicked across the room by a child?
M dusts himself off before turning dramatically towards The General to reply.
Yes… Gah dammit Green this isn’t the best time, can you just go somewhere you can’t see me so your “General Powers” don’t activate and you save this kid from what I’m about to do to him?
Oh what now? You’re gonna make me “feel your wrath”? Hahahaha you’re even sillier than I thought!!
DON’T CALL ME SILLY!!
Sillysillysillysillysilly hahaha well? Where’s the wrath?
Yeahhhhh… I don’t think I like this kid, go nuts M, I’ll wait in the car, try not to make too much of a mess..
The General walks away, mangoes in tow, as The M turns towards the child with a maniacal grin on his face.
Magnificent… Mwahahahaha “wrath”? you thought I was gonna make you feel wrath?
Well yeah, kinda.
Nope, no wrath for you, but there’s something better I’m gonna do to you and it begins with the letter “M” mwahaha…
The child’s eyes widen with fear as M approaches, squeezing the squeaky toy with an inhuman grip, we slowly fade to black as M reaches out to the child…
“Sheep go baaaa
Cows go moooo
Cast go purrrrr
Ms go mmmmmmmmurderrrrrrrrrr”
A squishing noise is heard as we fade back in to see the child’s face covered in what appears to be meringue pie.
You just got meringue’d mwahahahaha!!
M jumps up, turns and sprints out to the car with The General as the scene ends with the child crying for his mother.
Announced As: “The (insert random, changing every time, adjective beginning with “m” here, e.g. “Majestic”
Mr. M” or "The Good Villain" Mr. M!"Height: 187cm
Weight: 243.7 pounds.
Hometown: The Super Secret Underground Lair Beneath That Restaurant With The Cute But Not Cute Waitress Who Sometimes Gives You Too Much Sugar In Your Coffee But You Don’t Complain Because You Kinda Fancy Her And Can’t Figure Out Whether Or Not To Make A Move On It. Yes That Is A Hometown, Both The Lair And The Restaurant Are Freaking Huge.
Billed From: The Secret Underground Lair.
Alignment: Heel
Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:
Introducing first from the secret underground lair, weighing in at precisely 243.7 pounds, The (insert random, changing every time, adjective beginning with “m” here, e.g. “Marvellous”
Mr. M!Appearance: Same as the picture in every way, except that the cape is taken off when in the actual ring.
Sample Pic of Wrestler:
Main Gimmick: Supervillain trying to achieve world domination.
2 Characteristics of Gimmick:
He’s a playful little supervillain with quite the bouncy personality. This comes to surface in many of his weird minor mannerisms like skipping for the sake of skipping, explaining his world domination plans to fans mid-match and stopping mid-sentence to appreciate the cuteness of passing wildlife such as the many fluffy bunnies that for some unexplained reason frequent his hometown.
M happens to have a particular fondness for the letter of which his name happens to be composed entirely of, A.K.A. the letter “M”. M will use any opportunity to use this mighty letter, sometimes even sacrificing the entire flow of his speech just to magnificently magnify the magnitude of the maniacal madness of his words. M will often alliterate these words during his speeches, and also alliterate words with other letters as much as possible.
Brief Bio/History:
Not much is known about The M, mainly because nobody asks. He grew up on the outskirts of the giant restaurant’s outdoor eating area, living off leftover food, before burrowing deep underneath the restaurant because he thought it would be fun to go visit the molepeople he thought lived there. After finding no molepeople he decided that the hole he had dug was actually a suitable location for a lair, and thus the gigantic lair was born.
He also got arrested for trying to take over the world once, and because of it he has been under a form of house arrest where he cannot move more than 300 metres away from a certain officer from an unnamed entity who M refers to as “General Green” or sometimes just “Green”.
Entrance Music: “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” by Dethklok
[youtube]?v=qZX62imOapU[/youtube]
Entrance Description: The lights go out. The music begins. A lone spotlight is seen shining down on a figure standing on the ramp in a dramatic pose. Upon the word “fire” the music kicks in the full gear and so do the lights, flashing around the arena in many different colours as M walks down the ramp laughing a maniacal laugh which only he could pull off. M gets into the ring, spins while throwing off his cape into the crowd, and poses again in what may or may not be a painful position but M’s too busy being magical to care.
Fighting Style: Moderately high flyer, kinda like Jeff Hardy used to be in his last WWE run but with a lot more throws, I dunno - he’s got variety.
Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: No previous injuries. Extremely theatrical with his actions, adds theatrics to every move with overdramatic-ness. He’ll end up in a kinda power-y mode by the end if he’s aiming to lock in the M Special. To prepare for the possibility of having to go into power mode he concentrates on the head and neck of the opponent, softening them up for an M Special.
Finishing Moves (2 max):
M Special – Submission hold which is pretty much a reverse DDT grip with a bodyscissors rolling around the canvas until the opponent submits
Mega M Slam – M drags his opponent off the top turnbuckle into a super backslide slam/pin combination, sometimes with feet on the ropes if M’s feeling a little dirty
Signature Moves (3 max):
Mega M Kick – Jeff Hardy’s corner slingshot dropkick but delayed whilst in the handstand position for extra theatrics and general messing about.
Mega M Punch – Coast to coast flying uppercut to opponent sitting in opposite corner’s face.
Mega M Flip – Front flip chocolate rain from the top rope
12 Most Used Moves:
Corner enziguri
Powerslam
Spinning throat chop
German suplex
Jumping knee to the back of the head
Neckbreaker
Standing moonsault
Choking STO
Choking Thesz press
Springboard European uppercut
Crossbody
Frontflip knee drop to throat
Sample RP.
The scene opens with The M inside a supermarket, searching the many isles for the much needed mangoes to use in his Monday margarita, when he comes across a squeaky toy with his face on it.
Intrigued, The M squeaks the squeaky toy…
“Sheep go baaaaaa
Cows go moooooo
Cats go purrrrrrrrr
Ms go mmmmmm”
Understandably angry from being mocked by a squeaky toy – already the third time this week – The M throws down the squeaky toy in a truly mesmerising fashion that only one as majestic as he would do.
the toy bounces off the shelf towards a small child who picks it up. M turns towards the small child and is met with childish laughter as the child recognises who this majestic man is.
The M squints suspiciously at the child, who squints suspiciously back. The M then leans a little towards the child, who leans a little back.
M: Why were you laughing at me?
Child: Because you’re that guy from the TV aren’t you? The one who tried to-
-yes, yes I am the guy from the TV… But why were you laughing?
Because you’re silly!
The M’s eyes widen as he jumps back in a maniacal manner as he seems to be very offended by the notion of being silly.
Silly? Silly?!?!!? I am many things, but I am certainly not silly!! Mad? Yes. Maniacal? Maybe. Murderous?... Well that’s for the courts to decide, but silly?? Not in your wildest dreams!! How dare you even think of thinking about considering maybe calling me silly???!?
Hey man chill I’m just a child, don”t expect me to use all your fancy “M” words, and yes, you are silly.
Whoa that’s an awfully odd speaking pattern for a child, what sort of child speaks like that?
A child who’s about to kick your ass!
Wha-
The child throws the squeaky toy at The M, who catches it with his magical reflex powers, but his magical reflex powers were too slow to dodge the flying roundhouse kick the child used to send The M flying across the isle.
While M is trying to pick himself up from the rubble, The General arrives at the scene.
General: Hey M I found those mangoes you were loo-hahahahaha oh wow did you just get kicked across the room by a child?
M dusts himself off before turning dramatically towards The General to reply.
Yes… Gah dammit Green this isn’t the best time, can you just go somewhere you can’t see me so your “General Powers” don’t activate and you save this kid from what I’m about to do to him?
Oh what now? You’re gonna make me “feel your wrath”? Hahahaha you’re even sillier than I thought!!
DON’T CALL ME SILLY!!
Sillysillysillysillysilly hahaha well? Where’s the wrath?
Yeahhhhh… I don’t think I like this kid, go nuts M, I’ll wait in the car, try not to make too much of a mess..
The General walks away, mangoes in tow, as The M turns towards the child with a maniacal grin on his face.
Magnificent… Mwahahahaha “wrath”? you thought I was gonna make you feel wrath?
Well yeah, kinda.
Nope, no wrath for you, but there’s something better I’m gonna do to you and it begins with the letter “M” mwahaha…
The child’s eyes widen with fear as M approaches, squeezing the squeaky toy with an inhuman grip, we slowly fade to black as M reaches out to the child…
“Sheep go baaaa
Cows go moooo
Cast go purrrrr
Ms go mmmmmmmmurderrrrrrrrrr”
A squishing noise is heard as we fade back in to see the child’s face covered in what appears to be meringue pie.
You just got meringue’d mwahahahaha!!
M jumps up, turns and sprints out to the car with The General as the scene ends with the child crying for his mother.
