Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly
Blame it on the rain
Pyro goes off as the LOWO logo pops up and the LOWO theme begins to play.
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Steven Williams and Robert Cook are shown at the commentary table with big smiles on their faces, obviously excited for the show starting.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to LOWOs very first weekly show, live from New Orleans! I am Steven Williams, alongside Rob Cook, welcoming you to the beginning of a new era in pro wrestling!
Thanks, Steve. Yes, we have a new era starting here. Two tournaments will be on-going for the next three weeks, leading up to the crowning of the very first LOWO Heavyweight and Tag Team Champions four weeks from tonight!
The crowd falls to a dead silence as the two commentators pause. The titantron then lights up and music begins to play.
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The crowd has mixed reactions as LOWO chairman Chris Lincoln walks out, dressed in an immaculate suit and a smile on his face.
Everyone, welcome to LOWO! I wanted to introduce myself to those who dont know me- I am LOWOs chairman, Chris Lincoln. Ill just go ahead and say have a wonderful night! Lets waste no more time. We have a show to start, and the first match is part of round one for the Heavyweight Tournament; Roy Heimdall will face Kenzo Misawa, and it starts now!
The crowd cheers as Mr. Lincoln walks backstage. There is a brief pause before the titantron lights up once again while ring announcer Leon Johnson enters the ring from the side opposite the ramp.
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The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Phoenix, AZ, weighing in at 223 pounds ROY HEIMDALL!
The crowd has mixed reactions as Roy Heimdall walks on stage, no expression on his face. He walks slowly to the ring, removing his shirt once inside, bearing only his solid-grey trunks. He walks over to a corner and squats down, awaiting his opponent.
Roy doesnt seem too happy to be in the opening match.
Hes not upset either. Is he emotionless or something?
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And his opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 206 pounds KENZO MISAWA!
The crowd pops as Kenzo Misawa, wearing long white tights with red dots on either side of the legs, runs up on stage. He clears the ramp with a couple jumps, a firework going off on the edge of the stage for each jump. He then hops into the ring, jumps up on the top turnbuckle near Heimdall, and yells, Remember Mitsuharu!
Kenzo, on the other hand, is all about this match! Im eager myself to see what the kin of Mitsuharu Misawa can do.
Ive been told he uses moves that Mitsuharu used in his prime, but hes so much smaller than he was. I wonder how that will play out.
The crowd has mixed reactions as the ref holds Roys arm up in victory; most of the crowd is, however, booing him, due to his rejection of the handshake and his rolling out of the ring.
What a great first match! Roy Heimdall sticks the landing and lands into the next round.
Hate to admit it, but that was a great reversal from Roy. Hopefully his attitude changes over the course of this tournament though; I dont like his current one.
Well, ladies and gents, we are heading to commercial, but when we come back, the first round of our tournament continues with the Samoan Deron Badu taking on Aaron The Assassin Paulsen!
LOWO returns from its commercial break to head right into the next match.
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The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 350 pounds DERON BADU!
The crowd has mixed reactions as the monstrous Samoan appears on the stage, wearing solid-black trunks. His music cuts off when he enters the center of the ring and he starts doing a Samoan cultural dance to a nice pop from the crowd. He then rolls out of the ring, waiting for his opponent.
Samoa has two things: big guys, and wrestlers. This monster is a combination of both.
Oh, yeah. He wont be an easy opponent to overcome for sure.
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And his opponent, from Phoenix, AZ, weighing in at 266 pounds, he is The Assassin AARON PAULSEN!
Johnson is barely able to finish his introduction before the crowd starts a chorus of boos. Aaron walks out on stage cockily, a bit of a strut in his step and a cheese-eating grin on his face. He wears long black, white, and grey checkered tights with skulls and crossbones on either side of the tights, and a shirt bearing his nickname, Assassin. He continues his conceited walk to the ring, taking off his shirt slowly before throwing it to the crowd. Badu hops back in the ring, obviously unimpressed.
Nobody looks too happy to see Aaron here tonight, to include Deron.
Ooh, the way he walks I hate him already.
The crowd erupts into boos as Aaron rolls out of the ring and bows, saying, Thank you one and all, until next time!
I swore Deron would win that one! Well, like it or not, Paulsen moves on to the next round.
You bet I dont like it. What an imbecile this so-called Assassin is.
Well, everyone, coming up after our break, the Tag Team Tournament begins as the Dyna Bros. take on the Jackson Bros.!
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Steven Williams and Robert Cook are shown at the commentary table with big smiles on their faces, obviously excited for the show starting.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to LOWOs very first weekly show, live from New Orleans! I am Steven Williams, alongside Rob Cook, welcoming you to the beginning of a new era in pro wrestling!
Thanks, Steve. Yes, we have a new era starting here. Two tournaments will be on-going for the next three weeks, leading up to the crowning of the very first LOWO Heavyweight and Tag Team Champions four weeks from tonight!
The crowd falls to a dead silence as the two commentators pause. The titantron then lights up and music begins to play.
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The crowd has mixed reactions as LOWO chairman Chris Lincoln walks out, dressed in an immaculate suit and a smile on his face.
Everyone, welcome to LOWO! I wanted to introduce myself to those who dont know me- I am LOWOs chairman, Chris Lincoln. Ill just go ahead and say have a wonderful night! Lets waste no more time. We have a show to start, and the first match is part of round one for the Heavyweight Tournament; Roy Heimdall will face Kenzo Misawa, and it starts now!
The crowd cheers as Mr. Lincoln walks backstage. There is a brief pause before the titantron lights up once again while ring announcer Leon Johnson enters the ring from the side opposite the ramp.
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The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Phoenix, AZ, weighing in at 223 pounds ROY HEIMDALL!
The crowd has mixed reactions as Roy Heimdall walks on stage, no expression on his face. He walks slowly to the ring, removing his shirt once inside, bearing only his solid-grey trunks. He walks over to a corner and squats down, awaiting his opponent.
Roy doesnt seem too happy to be in the opening match.
Hes not upset either. Is he emotionless or something?
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And his opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 206 pounds KENZO MISAWA!
The crowd pops as Kenzo Misawa, wearing long white tights with red dots on either side of the legs, runs up on stage. He clears the ramp with a couple jumps, a firework going off on the edge of the stage for each jump. He then hops into the ring, jumps up on the top turnbuckle near Heimdall, and yells, Remember Mitsuharu!
Kenzo, on the other hand, is all about this match! Im eager myself to see what the kin of Mitsuharu Misawa can do.
Ive been told he uses moves that Mitsuharu used in his prime, but hes so much smaller than he was. I wonder how that will play out.
LOWO Heavyweight Championship Tournament Round One Match
Roy Heimdall vs. Kenzo Misawa
*Bell Rings*
Kenzo stretches out his arm for a handshake, which Roy ignores. The two men begin circling around the ring before Kenzo hops up on Roys shoulders, hits a flying head scissors, and makes a quick cover.
1!
2!
Roy kicks out and quickly rolls out of the ring.
Wow! I certainly didnt see that coming. Kenzo already almost ending the match right there!
It looks like Roy may have bitten off more than he can chew by coming to LOWO. This is where the big boys play.
Roy continues to stand outside of the ring, hands on his hips, obviously frustrated. The ref wastes no time in beginning the count.
1!
2!
3!
And so on. At 9, Roy slides back in the ring, where Kenzo waits for him. Kenzo hops up on Roys shoulders for a hurricarana, but Roy is ready this time, and counters it into a powerbomb, and makes the cover.
1!
2!
Kenzo barely kicks out in time.
Roy almost had the win right there! What a massive powerbomb!
What in the world, man? You cant just stand around outside like that and take a break! This man is a disgrace.
Roy grabs Kenzo by his hair, brings him to the center of the ring, and hits an Inverted DDT, where he again makes a cover.
1!
2!
Kenzo again barely breaks the pin. Roy then walks over to one of the corners and begins stomping his foot, waiting for Kenzo to get up.
I think Roy is looking to hit a superkick!
This might be the end for Kenzo what a pity. Roy doesnt deserve this win.
When Kenzo finally rises to both feet, Roy moves in for a superkick, but Kenzo dodges out of the way, hits the Shining Wizard, and goes for the cover.
1!
2!
Roy barely kicks out.
What a beautiful counter from Kenzo Misawa! WOW!
It looks like things have turned around for the Japanese prodigy.
Kenzo then hovers over Roy, waiting for him to get up. When he does, Kenzo hits the Tribute to Mitsuharu, but Roy lands on his feet. When Kenzo turns around, he runs into a superkick, where Roy goes for the cover.
1!
2!
3!
*Bell Rings*
Here is your winner, ROY HEIMDALL!
The crowd has mixed reactions as the ref holds Roys arm up in victory; most of the crowd is, however, booing him, due to his rejection of the handshake and his rolling out of the ring.
What a great first match! Roy Heimdall sticks the landing and lands into the next round.
Hate to admit it, but that was a great reversal from Roy. Hopefully his attitude changes over the course of this tournament though; I dont like his current one.
Well, ladies and gents, we are heading to commercial, but when we come back, the first round of our tournament continues with the Samoan Deron Badu taking on Aaron The Assassin Paulsen!
*Commercial Break*
--LOWO returns from its commercial break to head right into the next match.
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The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 350 pounds DERON BADU!
The crowd has mixed reactions as the monstrous Samoan appears on the stage, wearing solid-black trunks. His music cuts off when he enters the center of the ring and he starts doing a Samoan cultural dance to a nice pop from the crowd. He then rolls out of the ring, waiting for his opponent.
Samoa has two things: big guys, and wrestlers. This monster is a combination of both.
Oh, yeah. He wont be an easy opponent to overcome for sure.
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And his opponent, from Phoenix, AZ, weighing in at 266 pounds, he is The Assassin AARON PAULSEN!
Johnson is barely able to finish his introduction before the crowd starts a chorus of boos. Aaron walks out on stage cockily, a bit of a strut in his step and a cheese-eating grin on his face. He wears long black, white, and grey checkered tights with skulls and crossbones on either side of the tights, and a shirt bearing his nickname, Assassin. He continues his conceited walk to the ring, taking off his shirt slowly before throwing it to the crowd. Badu hops back in the ring, obviously unimpressed.
Nobody looks too happy to see Aaron here tonight, to include Deron.
Ooh, the way he walks I hate him already.
LOWO Heavyweight Championship Tournament Round One Match
Deron Badu vs. Aaron Paulsen
*Bell Rings*
Deron immediately runs in for a massive clothesline. Aaron easily dodges it and trips the Samoan with a drop toe hold. Capitalizing, The Assassin begins to stomp on the back of his opponents head to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Deron was a bit too hasty with that clothesline.
He shouldnt be able to stomp on his head like that! DQ him!
Aaron appears to get bored of stomping on Deron, so he hoists him up and hits two snap suplexes in quick succession, then goes for a pin.
1!
Badu easily powers out.
It will take more than that to take out this massive beast.
Of course it will. Do you see how big he is?
A frown crossing his face, Aaron hoists Deron back up and this time hits three snap suplexes in quick succession, and then covers him again.
1!
2!
Badu kicks out, much to Aarons chagrin.
A little closer that time, but still not nearly enough.
Is this kid serious?
Aaron again hoists up the Samoan, and this time hits the Demon Neck Crank to a massive boo from the crowd. Paulsen then goes to one of the corners and sits on the top turnbuckle, waiting for Deron to get back up.
Now thats just uncalled for. And how narcissistic can one man be?
Is that move even legal?
As Deron rises to his feet, Aaron hops off the turnbuckle and moves in to hit his double brainbuster. He manages to hit the first; however, when going for the second, Deron uses his massive size to weigh himself down, causing both men to fall down, Deron atop Aaron.
1!
2!
Aaron barely manages to get a shoulder up in time. What a great counter from the Samoan!
I thought Badu had the win right there! Bigger really does seem to be better, and Paulsen has taken this mans size for granted.
Deron lifts Aaron back up and Irish whips him into the corner. He grabs hold of his arm, steps up on the top rope, and hits the Old School.
What a move! I didnt think Deron could walk on the top rope like that.
Just imagine how much that had to hurt; 350 pounds falling down on your arm like that! Ouch.
Badu then drags him over to the corner, gets up on the second rope, and hits the Banzai Drop for the pin.
1!
2!
Aaron manages to get his foot on the rope.
That wouldve been it right there!
If only Deron hadnt pinned Aaron so close to the ropes
Deron then lifts Aaron up onto his shoulders, preparing to hit the Samoan Drop, but Paulsen slides off and rolls Badu up in a School Boy.
1!
2!
3!
*Bell Rings*
Here is your winner, AARON PAULSEN!
The crowd erupts into boos as Aaron rolls out of the ring and bows, saying, Thank you one and all, until next time!
I swore Deron would win that one! Well, like it or not, Paulsen moves on to the next round.
You bet I dont like it. What an imbecile this so-called Assassin is.
Well, everyone, coming up after our break, the Tag Team Tournament begins as the Dyna Bros. take on the Jackson Bros.!
*Commercial Break*