Lee v Jake live on Sky Sports 1

[Lee]

If you don't have a sky sports package but have virgin or sky sky sports is free all day tomorrow.

SO you can watch newcastle v stoke

 

[Tastycles]

I was wondering why they had such shit games on Super Sunday.

That being said, Everton vs Fulham was a pile of fucking shit if ever I saw one. Literally about four shots on target. Twisted my ankle on the way home, to boot.

 

[Super Hans]

And on the undercard Superhans vs erm... does anyone support Aberdeen on here?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

2-1 'Castle.

Should be a good game, Shawcross vs. Carroll could be interesting. I wanted to go but a 4pm kick-off on a Sunday in Newcastle means it'd be a bit late for the children.

 

[Lee]

I was going to go in until I slept in and had to spend half my ticket money on a taxi getting to work.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't like spending 100 quid on football tickets when it's on the telly anyway.

 

[Lee]

That is true, some interesting results today.

 

[Kip The Fury]

2-1 'Castle.

Should be a good game, Shawcross vs. Carroll could be interesting. I wanted to go but a 4pm kick-off on a Sunday in Newcastle means it'd be a bit late for the children.

Carroll all the way, although Hughton might do something silly like play Ameobi since he scored against Chelsea

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Shawcross is shit, Carroll should be all over him.

 

[Lee]

Stoke: 29 Sorensen, 4 Huth, 5 Collins, 6 Whelan, 9 Jones, 15 Diao, 17 Shawcross (C), 18 Whitehead, 19 Walters, 26 Etherington, 28 Wilkinson

bench: 1 Begovic, 3 Higginbotham, 7 Gudjohnsen, 10 Fuller, 12 Wilson, 24 Delap, 25 Faye

NUFC: 26 Krul, 2 Coloccini, 3 Enrique, 4 Nolan (C), 6 Williamson, 7 Barton, 9 Carroll, 10 Routledge, 14 Perch, 24 Tiote, 37 Ben Arfa

bench: 11 Lovenkrands, 16 R Taylor, 17 Smith, 18 Gutierrez, 23 Ameobi, 30 Ranger, 33 Soderberg

 

[a0161613]

1-0 toon, cant see you losing now Lee.

 

[Lee]

Half time analysis. All Newcastle but Stoke are doing very well at closing us down. Needless for Huth to have body checked Caroll there.

 

[Super Hans]

Cracking finish from Perch there.

 

[Lee]

Perch is a fucking disgrace, and some good logic there "lets take off our best two players for jonas and ameobi" fucking terrible but expected

 

[Барбоса]

1-0 toon, cant see you losing now Lee.

*insert appropriate footballing cliche*

 

[Lee]

Nolan is far too slow and shola, don't get me started on him.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Terrible first half, entertaining second. Surprised by the win.

 

[Lee]

I think it's ironic that two black guys scored for Stoke and it has the highest EDL following. LULZ.

I said we wouldn't win, and we didn't. Which is annoying as fuck as Stoke were far from the better side.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Why do the EDL always carry around Union Jacks instead of St. Georges Crosses?

We deserved the win, having all the possession and doing nothing with it means you deserve to lose. We might've only had one shot on target but we hit the post twice.

 

[Барбоса]

There is something amusing about a team scoring more goals than they have had shots on target

Except when you are on the receiving end of course