Last Thing You Bought... WHILE URINATING!

[The Crock]

HBK4894 is a magician. His threads are so amazing, that I had to try one up him again.

I peed my pants in front of a vending machine when I was five years old. I bought some Junior Mints.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Well this is just an improbable situation.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Groceries. Exciting, am I right?

.

 

[Murphy]

the last thing i bought was Danny Dyer Funniest Football Foul Ups

I bought this just so I could urinate on it.

 

[Super Hans]

The last time i urinated in public a big black dude stood next to me, you cant put a price on your dignity and machismo(no homo)

 

[justinsayne]

HBK4894 is a magician. His threads are so amazing, that I had to try one up him again.

I peed my pants in front of a vending machine when I was five years old. I bought some Junior Mints.

You were still peeing yourself when you were 5?, ...and you wonder why you haven't been given a mod spot yet

 

[The Crock]

Better than still peeing yourself at 30, Justin.

 

[justinsayne]

Better than still peeing yourself at 30, Justin.

What on earth are you talking about?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

he's talking about the Hobo he saw on the corner

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

I just bought some Icyhot condems and had an accident....

 

[The Crock]

I'll believe that when you can spell condoms right.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Maybe his spelling was the accident of which he speaks.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Since when did Icy Hot make condoms?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Since when would you need condoms Milenko? Of course you wouldn't know about something completely irrelevant to your lifestyle.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

I seen the Icyhot condoms at Albertsons when I worked there and bought them. They feel good.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I seen the Icyhot condoms at Albertsons when I worked there and bought them. They feel good.

Is this what you mean?

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I doubt ^^ they would make a condom

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

It works the same. And feels the same.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Shaq couldn't be a spokesperson for condoms either. He has like 43 kids.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It works the same. And feels the same.

P{ut some Icyhot on your balls and tell me how that works out for ya

 

[Nate DaMac]

It wouldn't do anything to your balls, Milenko. The tip of your penis, yes.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

whatever

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

I put Icyhot on my dick once and that was an accident. I was scratchig after I put it on and yea. It burned but felt good at the same time.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

They don't go on your balls? I figured it was unlikely that they wouldn't work for me that many times, now I know what I did wrong.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

What did you do wrong?

 

[ABMorales787]

I've never bought anything while pissing. I did however buy laxatives while taking a dump.


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