Ladies and Gentlemen....

[Deexter Jorgan]

Brooke Hogan is officially Legal

From WZ.COM Celebrity-Gossip.net is reporting that Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday last night at the Pure Nightclub located inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. The party was attended by both Nick and Hulk Hogan at one point.

So go nuts

I wouldnt do her because well it would be like making love to hulk Hogan!

 

[Murfish]

Umm...I think that 18 made her legal, but now she can legally get shitfaced.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Umm...I think that 18 made her legal, but now she can legally get shitfaced.

Thats what i meant, Legally getting drunk and violated!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

she looks like her dad.

 

[Coco]

she looks like her dad.

Hulk has better facial hair.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I wouldnt do her because well it would be like making love to hulk Hogan!

True Story

 

[Murfish]

True Story

That would be why I go for it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Brooke is ugly and old looking NOW. By the time she's 30, she'll look 60. And by the time she's 60.. well, nevermind.. she logically shouldn't make it to 60.. she'll have been sodomized by her brother before then.

 

[simpsons_fanatic742]

I think she has a smoking body and the face I can get over, although I don't think it's as bad as you guys say.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I think she has a smoking body and the face I can get over, although I don't think it's as bad as you guys say.

Imagine if your doing her and she says give it to me brother!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Imagine if your doing her and she says give it to me brother!!

I'd likely mark out.

Whatcha gonna do, when I blast my load all over you, Brother?! Then I'd slap my dick across her face, like I'm dropping the big leg drop.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I'd likely mark out.

Whatcha gonna do, when I blast my load all over you, Brother?! Then I'd slap my dick across her face, like I'm dropping the big leg drop.

Then shed get up and hulkersize on you, and then point with her face filled with white liquid, you attempt to dick slap her once, she blocks, twice she blocks, and then hits you with a clothesline while the hulkamaniacs run wild!!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Then shed get up and hulkersize on you, and then point with her face filled with white liquid, you attempt to dick slap her once, she blocks, twice she blocks, and then hits you with a clothesline while the hulkamaniacs run wild!!!

You got it all wrong.

She'd 'Hulk up', shake her finger and I'd attempt to dick slap her again. She'd block it a couple times, then leap at me with the koochirana.

I'd be her equal though, I'd grab her by the crotch, in mid-air, slam her on the bed, and proceed to deliver the anal lock, making her tap.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

You got it all wrong.

She'd 'Hulk up', shake her finger and I'd attempt to dick slap her again. She'd block it a couple times, then leap at me with the koochirana.

I'd be her equal though, I'd grab her by the crotch, in mid-air, slam her on the bed, and proceed to deliver the anal lock, making her tap.

Youd probably find Hulk in the closet with the camera and some baby lotion!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Youd probably find Hulk in the closet with the camera and some baby lotion!

He'd heel turn on her, helping me win in the end. (haha see what I did there)

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

He'd heel turn on her, helping me win in the end. (haha see what I did there)

I dont know weather to be disgusted or mark out

 

[SavageTaker]

Imagine if your doing her and she says give it to me brother!!

So essentially wouldn't it be like she was dreaming about Nick giving it to her and not you?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

She looks like Nick anyhoo lol

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Will, DJ what in Gods name is wrong with you 2?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Will, DJ what in Gods name is wrong with you 2?

I was dropped on my head at birth!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

thought so