Match #2
In a special Cross-sectional contest, brought to you by the Cigar Lounge
32 Person "We All Have Our Own Opinions" World War III
Three rings are set up with the 32 person field not quite evenly spread between them as follows
Ring #1
HBK-aholic, IrishCanadian25, klunderbunker, Captain Insano, CanadianFan, RockFan89, ITurnGirlsGay, AladdinSane, TheMizardofOzsome, Davi323
Ring #2
Ligerbomb, justinsayne, Milenko, DirtyJose, Mustang Sally, Ruthless-RKO, The New Generation, Blizz, ryanwwe, Whatsinaname696, Paradox
Ring #3
Jackhammer, Blue Cardinal, Its Damn Real!!, Smooth Sexual Chocolate, Bender, Vash21, TheAnimal, CobraVenom, info666, Serious Jones, Vanderhook
Wait, it has just been announced that the winner of this match will become #1 Contender for the WCW Tag Team Titles but will probably never receive their title shot.
Also at arbitrarily allotted times something called Gods Judgement will be meted out to expedite a winner
The bell rings and all hell breaks loose in the triple rings.
In Ring #1, HBK-aholic, IrishCanadian25 and KB form a coalition and star ganging up on all the others. They are so single minded about this that they appear to be some kind of National Socialist group or maybe they are just doing their job. RockFan89 becomes the first victim of this Triumvirate as he is bailed over the top rope to the floor. Captain Insano, Davi323 and CanadianFan also team up to get rid of TheMizardofOzsome.
In Ring #2, Mustang Sally uses her feminine wiles to distract Blizz enough for justinsayne to eliminate him. Paradox tries to sneak up behind justinsayne but instead gets eliminated himself as Justin pulls down the top rope. However, justin himself is dumped out by Ligerbomb and DirtyJose. Meanwhile, Milenko eliminates ryanwwe.
In Ring #3, IDR quickly rises to the top by getting rid of Serious Jones and Vanderhook at the same time. SSC and Bender get engaged a real tussle in one of the corners while Jackhammer quietly but effectively goes about his business, eliminating Vash21 and info666.
Suddenly, a countdown begins
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Gods Judgement is upon us!!
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The lightning strikes Ring#2 incinerating everyone in it
Ligerbomb, Milenko, DirtyJose, Mustang Sally, Ruthless-RKO, The New Generation and Whatsinaname696 are all declared eliminated. Despite the shock of this, the action continues in the other rings.
Ring #1 has turned into a contest between the two groupings of HBK-aholic, IrishCanadian25 and KB and Captain Insano, Davi323 and CanadianFan as the former team up to eliminate AladdinSane while the latter get rid of ITurnGirlsGay. It quickly breaks down into three separate contests as HBK-aholic battles CanadianFan in a confrontation that just seems to go nowhere; KB sends Davi323 for the ride in a way that probably should not be seen by children and IC pairs off against Captain Insano, who nearly pulls off a massive shock by dumping IC over the top. However, IC escapes elimination by being caught by his Virgil
err
I mean friend D-Man. IC then sneaks back into the ring to throw the celebrating Insano over the top to the floor. When Davi323 eliminates himself to escape from KBs grasping clutches, it seems that no one is say from this Muppet Show team of Statler, Waldorf, Kermit and Miss Piggy. This is proven correct as CanadianFan becomes the latest victim as HBK-aholic finally runs her out of the ring. However, CanadianFan falls directly on top of D-Man taking him out of the match, although it is speculated that he may have enjoyed it
In Ring #3, Blue Cardinal gets in on the action by eliminating TheAnimal and CobraVenom before tangling with Jackhammer. Sensing an opportunity, IDR bids his time before simultaneously eliminating both SSC and Bender on one side of the ring before doing the same on the other side to Blue Cardinal and Jackhammer, leaving him as the sole survivor of Ring #3
The countdown begins again
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Before the countdown ends, seeing who is left in the other ring, IDR decides that there is no way that HBK-aholic, IrishCanadian25 and KB are going to be sacrificed so he jumps into Ring #1. However, HBK-aholic, IrishCanadian25 and KB quickly jump into Ring #3
Gods Judgement is once again upon us!!
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A mushroom cloud engulfs Ring #1, vaporising IDR whose last words are heard to be I should not have Crossed the Line!!
He cannot say that he liked that Xplosion
quips KB.
The final three now start to circle each other
HBK-aholic bails out through the ropes leaving IC and KB to slug it out. The Canadian gets the advantage and has KB down in the corner. However, HBK-aholic sneaks back in and tries to eliminate IC only to have the tables turned on her and it is she who ends up over the top rope and struggling for survival.
Recovering quickly and seeing that IC has turned his attention away and is in a precarious position in trying to get rid of HBK-aholic, KB dumps the Canadian over the top and out of the ring. IC is furious and remonstrates with his friend. KB shrugs his shoulders and says its everyone for themselves. IC, his ire receding seemingly placated by this, extends his hand for KB to shake, who happily accepts. However, IC will not let go and tries to pull KB out with him, allowing HBK-aholic to klunder his bunk and claim victory in World War III and a future Tag Team Title shot!!
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As HBK-aholic celebrates her victory and KB and IC remonstrate with one another, lets see a replay of that ending. This is how it happened except HBK-aholic is not 40 years old
or topless
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