Kurt Angle Doesn't Suck HQ

[Spidey Revivey]

He's the wrestler we need, but don't deserve. He can win with a broken neck. Want to vote on who is more accomplished in the tournament? How about an Olympian with gold? How about a milk truck driving, no potty mouth having, ankle killing hero? The man that was beating Austin when Austin was a household name. Purist athlete around. He made TNA watchable. A guy that won the big one in his rookie year and can somehow get cheered while saying the most controversial shit ever uttered:

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Real power. Real American. Vote Angle. He doesn't suck.

 

[King Patrick Star]

It's true...it's damn real!!

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Where the hell is IDR, and why isn't he the one who started this thread?

 

[Coco]

Angle was in TNA longer than he was in WWE.

So by default, he does kind of suck.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Angle was in TNA longer than he was in WWE.

So by default, he does kind of suck.

TNA bashing, it never gets old.

 

[Coco]

We're long past the point of shattered dreams fighting someone to the death over it. The war is over. You lost.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Not sure it was really a war to begin with.

 

[Coco]

So long as we agree that you lost.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

I lost my interest in this thread, if that's what you're referring to.
Now we need a Scott Steiner thread, preferably with the video of his promo for Sacrifice. Big Professor Pump knows his maths.

 

[Coco]

I lost my interest in this thread, if that's what you're referring to.

Appropriate, as maintaining fan interest has never been one of TNA's strong suits.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Eh, I can agree with that to a degree. There have been times where I've just completely lost interest. Then again, WWE hasn't always kept my interest either.

 

[ShinChan]

Kurt is really a cyborg!

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Round One: Kurt Angle vs. P̶e̶d̶r̶o̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ (48-2)

Round Two: Kurt Angle vs. Kevin Owens


I can see the Olympian do alright against Inoki or Piper too, rounding out the Omaha Sub-Region. That could possibly leave him up against either Mick Foley or Edge for the Austin Region. Still very plausible for Angle to take it all.

Tap Owens Tap.

 

[ShinChan]

I think that Kurt is gonna go over to next round.

 

[justtxyank]

Kurt Angle is not the biggest draw in wrestling history, but I think he definitely has an argument for best combination of entertainment and wrestling skills ever.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Round One: Kurt Angle vs. P̶e̶d̶r̶o̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ (48-2)

Round Two: Kurt Angle vs. K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶O̶w̶e̶n̶s̶ (58-6)

Round Three: Kurt Angle vs. Antonio Inoki


Puerto Rico, Canada, and now Japan. Seems like the American Hero is taking out opponents from all corners of the globe. Jingoism has come to professional wrestling, and it goes by the name of Kurt Fucking Angle.

It's true.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Round One: Kurt Angle vs. P̶e̶d̶r̶o̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ (48-2)

Round Two: Kurt Angle vs. K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶O̶w̶e̶n̶s̶ (58-6)

Round Three: Kurt Angle vs. A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ ̶I̶n̶o̶k̶i̶ (36-18) [50%]

Round Four: Kurt Angle vs. Edge


Angle is going through a gallery of foreign superstars this tournament it would appear. No red blooded 'Mericun would have him lose to those shifty albeit misrepresented rasslers. No sir.

U-S-A, U-S-A.

 

[Coco]

I've seen Kurt Angle tap out Brock Lesnar and Undertaker. He's also put down Steve Austin clean as a sheet.

Edge doesn't have anything to match that.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Round One: Kurt Angle vs. P̶e̶d̶r̶o̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ (48-2)

Round Two: Kurt Angle vs. K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶O̶w̶e̶n̶s̶ (58-6)

Round Three: Kurt Angle vs. A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ ̶I̶n̶o̶k̶i̶ (36-18) [50%]

Round Four: Kurt Angle vs. E̶d̶g̶e̶ (45-28) [62%]

Round Five: Kurt Angle vs. Steve Austin


Finally the American Hero is fighting an American. Angle had Austin's number at the butt end of The Monday Night Wars, but will votes reflect it? We shall see, Angleicans. We shall see.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Round One: Kurt Angle vs. P̶e̶d̶r̶o̶ ̶M̶o̶r̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ (48-2)

Round Two: Kurt Angle vs. K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶O̶w̶e̶n̶s̶ (58-6)

Round Three: Kurt Angle vs. A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ ̶I̶n̶o̶k̶i̶ (36-18) [50%]

Round Four: Kurt Angle vs. E̶d̶g̶e̶ (45-28) [62%]

Round Five-Championship Region: K̶u̶r̶t̶ ̶A̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ vs. Steve Austin (27-47) [57%]


It was a good run while it lasted. I know I had fun arguing for a guy whose career I never paid much attention to until recently. Maybe next go around I'll be backing Triple H or Dusty Rhodes.

Steve Austin vs. John Cena should be one hell of a discussion.