Tuesday January 18th 2017, Keystone City Kansas. The air is crisp with an unusual autumnal feel in the air. The camera shows Titus Avisons home and all its grandeur. Whilst the four time Oscar winner hasn't been seen in Keystone for a while it's still his home.
Inside the Hall of Famer is sat on the couch. In a rare moment he's able to relax and gather his thoughts. Soon enough he will take on Blackjack Theron and defending the EurAsian championship at Kingdom Come.
Just then an aide walks in to the room.
Titus: Is it 3pm already?
Aide: Yes Mr. Avison. You've got a flight to New Orleans at 6pm.
Titus: Thanks. What day are we on now?
Aide: Day 420, sir.
Titus: So that means that tomorrow...
Aide: Correct. Tomorrow you equal Ty Burna's reign as champion. On Friday you will officially become the longest running WZCW champion in history.
Titus: Is there anything big happening on Friday?
The aide knows better than to give the genuine answer to the question.
Aide: No, sir.
Titus Avison stands up and shakes the hands of the aide. The aide is quite clearly shaking with nerves but Titus delivers one of his trademark smiles.
Titus: Perfect.
Titus pauses and looks at the aide.
Aide: You must really leave for your flight. Your baggage is already in the car.
Titus: Thank you Douglas.
Titus leaves his house and the camera cuts as he enters his limo.
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Friday January 20th 2017, New Orleans, Louisiana. Day 422 of the EurAvison era.
Down town New Orleans is full of people in crowds, they're all protesting you know who as he is sworn into the presidency. Titus decides the best thing he can do is to head back to his hotel. As he makes his way through the crowd he stopped by a group of four black women. All of whom are in their mid forties at least.
Woman: Oh it's Titus! I'm a huge fan of your movies. I especially like that one you won the Oscar for!
Titus: I've one five of them dear, but glad you liked it. It pays my bills.
Woman: I didn't think I would see you here. The media says Trump is a fan of yours, so I'm glad. After all he's not my president.
Titus: Well I hadn't realised a protest was going on, I was just walking through town.
Woman: Oh.
The disappointment in her Oh was silenced by the other three who pose for photos with the star. It was almost as if it finally hit home that this millionaire white male actor is not like her at all. Alas Titus Avison leaves the mostly star struck group and now heads to his hotel.
As he approaches the Royal Sonesta hotel he sees a father and son combination. The father is wearing an old school Big Dave t-shirt and the son is wearing Daggershield merchandise. Titus decides to cross the road but is spotted by the small child.
Child: Daddy, it's that bad man from wrestling!
Titus stops, and turns towards the two. He walks over and lowers himself to the childs level. The dad doesn't move an inch.
Titus: What is your name son?
Child: Daddy says I shouldn't talk to strangers.
Titus: Yet you shout in the street and call me a bad man?
Child: Well you are.
Titus: Would a bad man do this?
Titus pulls out two front row tickets to WZCW Kingdom Come from his pocket.
Titus: These are two front row tickets. Even certain wrestlers can't get them yet I'm allowed to give them as a prize. Would you like them?
Child: Yes! Please! Thank you!
Titus: I'm not so sure. You realise I am facing Blackjack Theron don't you? How upset will you be when he loses?
Child: He won't lose. He'll win and...
His Dad looks at him with a stern face as if to say watch it kid.
Titus: That's right, I'll still be the champion.
Child: It doesn't matter. My Dad says you're not his champion.
Titus: Your Daddy really said that?
Child: Yes!
Titus: Your Daddy is silly isn't he?
Titus stands up and looks the father in the eye. Titus then rips the tickets in bits as the child starts to cry. Titus walks off with a swagger in his step, in the background you can the father comforting the child. You can hear the father shout You're not my champion. Asshole!.
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Saturday January 21st 2017. Day 423 of the EurAvison era. Royal Sonesta hotel, New Orleans. Titus Avison is looking at his laptop, he's on the WZCW forums.
Titus: A post by someone called Get in the bag, Spidey says that Titus has now taken over Ty as the longest reigning champion in fed history. He's not had a challenge.
Titus laughs at this and looks up from his laptop.
Titus: Who does this guy thing he is? I've not had a challenge. I won the belt from Johnny Scumm who defeated Garth Black who went on to win the world title.
I defeated the mandroid SHIT who has made a name for himself throughout the years in the fed.
I defeated the man who was one half of the longest reigning tag team champions in Flex Mussel. Twice.
Vee A.D.Z. Brought his family and A-game to a Pure Rules match yet he fell short.
Tony Mancini brought all he could, the whole of the mob behind him yet he failed.
Xander LeBelle is someone who will be huge, yet he failed.
Then there's Theron. Ha.
Oh and Bruce Irwin, my toughest opponent yet.
So Spidey. No challenge? Don't be so silly. Oh he's hashtagged it with not my champion. Cute.
Titus: Ah this hilariously witty post by Lee. Titus v Theron in a TLC match? Titus loses championship. Oh and he's hashtagged not my champion. What is wrong with people?
Titus slams the laptop down and picks up his gym bag. The scene cuts with Titus presumably going to work out.
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Monday January 23rd 2017. Day 425 of the EurAvison era. Titus is scheduled to take part in a TV interview on a local show later that afternoon. He's spent 4 hours in the hotel gym and has come back to his hotel room to check his phone. There are hundreds of calls missed on it. Titus slumps on his couch and switches on TMZ to see what has happened. You don't see the screen but just Titus' reaction.
Titus: Balls.
He switches the TV off. The scene cuts to The Around Town TV show. Host of the evening is Roger Scott, a man in his mid 50s with grey hair and glasses. Titus is suited up with his EurAsian championship over his shoulder.
Roger You name it, he's done it. I'm sat here with WZCW star Titus Avison ahead of their big event in New Orleans. Lets give him a warm round of applause.
The crowd boo with a couple of claps dotted around, this doesn't phase Titus but Roger is pretty embarrassed.
Titus: So shall we just get the elephant in the room out the way with then?
Roger Ah yes. This.
The TV screen displays a tweet.
The crowd is a mixture of boos and cheers, although mainly boos.
Titus: What can I say? The man's a fan.
Roger It would seem so.
Titus: Look. He got a 58% victory margin in this state. So what if he's congratulating me?
Roger I would imagine you would lose some fans.
Titus: Since when have I cared about that? It's been a long time. Fans come and go but legends are written forever. I don't want to pander at everyones whim and end up being like him.
The 'him' is said with such vitriol it gives Roger Scott a mild repulsion.
Roger Who? The president?
Titus: No, I'm not talking about the president. I'm talking about Theron Daggershield. Blackjack. Shawny boy. Tiffanys lapdog. My next victory in the EurAvison era.
Roger So I'm going to ask you a question, that from my research you've not been asked before. I've heard the legend of your career, I've seen what you have done to people week in week out. You even defeated a hall of famer in Matt Tastic last week. So my question to you is this How does Blackjack Theron defeat you?
There's a pause as the crowd and Scott aren't too sure how Titus will react to the question. He smiles.
Titus: Oooh I like that.
He chuckles.
Titus: I like that a lot. You know what, I'll tell you. Do you know why? He'll not be watching this show. He'll be in Gaia or Hyrule or somewhere not on this planet. So let's start.
Titus gets out his phone and does a google search and shows the screen to the crowd. He stands up and faces them, belt still over his shoulder. He shows them the symbol.
Titus: This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Triforce. It is a symbol used on temples in Kyoto, Japan. In addition to that it is used in the video game series, The Legend of Zelda. That's why Shawn Daggers has it tattooed on his right hand.
You may think he's strange to do that when Link himself has his on the left in all aside from the Wii games but alas that is diverting my point here. The Triforce is a symbol that is made up of three parts. Wisdom. Power. Courage. All three as important as each other.
The pan to the crowd shows all aside from a fat guy with a beard and long hair looking really confused. He's on the edge of his seat.
Titus: So let us start with Power. In the Zelda games Power is held by Ganon who is the bad guy of the story. Power is something your hero desires yet he doesn't have.
Think of it really, he has Tiffany Wyatt hang around him all the time. Whys that? So he can assert control, to be the powerful one. At the Lethal Lottery SHE came down to the ring to save him, I helped her by eliminating her quickly. For that brief moment Daggershield had power over someone else in the ring. I know full well he would have eliminated her if she got in the way.
The power of Theron has been quite lacking. Yes he's a former EurAsian champion, yes he's a former World Heavyweight Champion but his power didn't last. Make a list of the top 5 champions of either belt and he wouldn't be there. That kills him. He wants to be remembered, he wants that power to say I did that. It's selfish gain for himself to make that Legend of Dagger. It kills him that they say legends about me and not about him. Which is why at Kingdom Come he's going to try and tap into his power side. The side I know is under there the side I've seen in people before.
Titus laughs. The crowd are all intently listening, hanging on to his every word. Behind him Roger Scott is also taken in.
Titus: Let me tell you a story about someone who put on the face of a hero yet allowed this to bubble down. He called himself the white knight, but most called him Chris K.O. He fought in a match at Kingdom Come on the side of the Apocalypse of Chaos and at the end decided he wanted to be on WZCW. The crowd, management and himself saw him as a hero. I didn't. I knew for months he made out life hell and I knew it takes more than that to be a hero.
So the secret came out, the fans turned. Chris K.O. was in it for himself. As everyone is. There's a difference though, people have to admit it. Theron will never admit it, and therein lies his weakness. He's just another Chris K.O.
Titus walks over to where he was sat, he takes a sip of water and makes his way back to where he was stood. You could almost hear a pin drop and a pin drop you hear. Followed by someone in the crowd saying Sorry I dropped a pin. The crowd chuckle but the five time Oscar winner is stone faced. They all simmer down, like a teacher getting his class to be silent.
Titus: There is the Power portion. He needs to embrace it. Now for the aspect he believes he has, but doesn't. Wisdom. Wisdom is a hard one to instil in ones life but when you are wise you know you have it. It comes from experience and trying things out. I've been in WZCW 10 years in June, before that I was 10 years in Hollywood. I know my stuff.
Let me tell you a story. After a year long break from WZCW to win another Oscar I returned back to quite some fanfare. The night in Glasgow was great and within a few matches I was facing the then World Heavyweight Champion. This was a moment in my life when I thought it was time to prove myself again. I had a great run in WZCW but had done nothing for years. Kind of how Matt Tastic finds himself at the minute. Anyhow I did the wise thing and did my research. How do I defeat Theron Daggershield? So I went through every single match he had ever had. I saw what his opponents said and they pretty much all mocked him for liking Dungeons and Dragons and living in this not real world.
The crowd laugh at this.
Titus: Stop. The thing is we all have our things. Did you know Leon Kensworth has the largest collection of Barbie dolls in the US? Did you know that Xaitlyn Serpentine has never heard of Star Wars? Doesn't take away from who they are as people. As an actor I learned how to escape into that environment and it allowed me to perform. The wisdom aspect allowed me to know how to snap him out of that world. I'll call him Shawn, his actual name. He couldn't cope with it and eventually had to bring Tiffany Wyatt in to find that happy medium.
To the match though, I prepared and he didn't. He underestimated me. I defeated him. Pinned him. He lost. That's not wisdom.
Wisdom is Tiffany Wyatt approaching Vance Bateman and asking for a TLC match. Knowing that Blackjack can't pin me. That's wisdom. Wisdom is knowing I'd accept the match. Wisdom is giving yourself the best opportunity to win. Tiffany has wisdom, you Theron do not.
Roger Well I'm sorry to interrupt Titus but we're running out of time and our next guest is...
Titus gives him a scornful look and then looks past the camera. There's a shout from the producer Keep him on.
Roger OK, carry on.
Titus: So we move onto courage. That is the thing Shawn thinks he has the most of. It takes courage to play Blackjack but alas it also takes stupidity. You see courage and stupidity, there's a fine line. Last week at the supershow Theron ran out to help Matt Tastic. He would claim that is courageous. It's not. You see I had just defeated a Hall of Famer and was quite out of it. Courage would have been to do what Matt Tastic did and to take on me and Flex by himself. Courage isn't when you even the odds, it's when you beat the odds at all costs. That's what I've done for 425 days.
So Shawn, lets see your courage as you use that chair to hit me over the head. It'll just be like the Mastersword in your hands I'm sure. Let's see you use those tables to punish me. It'll just be like Link using a Bombchu to smash a door down. Then you'll climb that ladder. Oh that so high ladder and then you will go to grab that EurAsian championship. It will be like climbing death mountain. Then the realisation sets in. I've already got the belt. I've taken it down. That truly was Theron's Last Chance.
So Roger how does Theron defeat me? He doesn't.
Roger Thank you Titus Avison. Don't forget to tune into him at Kingdom Come. Next up the woman who has the largest amount of cats in New Orleans. We'll be back after break.
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Tuesday January 24th 2017. Day 426 of the EurAvison era.