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After an entertaining first round last night, Kimbo Slice was beaten badly by Matt Mitrione with brutal leg kicks and hilariously bad submission attempts and brutal ground and pound. At the post-fight press conference, Dana White was asked about Kimbo's future in the UFC, and Dana's answer was rather blunt:
And so ends the Kimbo Slice experiment. I think he's still a draw. He had the crowd firmly behind him, and I'm sure a lot of the PPV buys will come from the fact that he was fighting on the card last night. I think it has to do though with the fact that his knees are shot, and Dana doesn't want him to suffer permanent injury. I think it also has to do with the fact that James Toney's on the roster, and Dana has always said he doesn't want to be the "Sideshow Guy". Having both Kimbo and Toney on the roster are two major sideshow attractions. Thirdly, Kimbo trains at American Top Team, and despite training there for around a year or so, he has no ground defense. If Matt Mitrione, the worst Heavyweight fighter on the roster can dominate him, there's really no room for him left in the UFC because he'll just get dominated each and every time.
I 100% believe Kimbo is still a draw though, and I bet he'll stay in the spotlight. There's enough freak fights out there for him to cash in on while he still has some name value. He can go over to Strikeforce and fight Bobby Lashley, Herschel Walker, and maybe even Fedor. If there's a major CBS fight that would draw ratings, it's Fedor Emelianenko vs. Kimbo Slice. Strikeforce would put that on in a second for some recognition.
If he goes over to Japan, I bet he'd be a huge attraction there as well. Bob Sapp, Jose Canseco, and Hong Man Choi are some of the fights that are likely waiting for him over there. Kimbo vs. Tim Sylvia would also be a hilarious fight.
Maybe he'll get one last shot in the UFC on a Versus or Fight Night card, facing a scrub like Tim Hague, just to see if he really does have anything left. Dana's said he'd cut fighters (Frank Trigg, for example) before at the press conference only to give the guy one more shot. I think that there's at least one more fight Kimbo can draw with, and I think the UFC should give him that shot. He did look impressive vs. Houston Alexander after all, and he gave Mitrione a lot of trouble at the beginning of the fight last night.
Maybe Kimbo's future isn't in fighting. Maybe he'll go on to make a bunch of bad Hector Evechhiarra movies and be the bodyguard for Reality Kings again. I still think there's an outside chance of him getting involved with wrestling on a part time basis for either the WWE or TNA. I think there's a huge opportunity for the WWE to make him the Wrestlemania celebrity attraction match.
Kimbo is most certainly at a crossroads right now. Where do you think he goes from here?
"Kimbo is done. We're going to cut him."
And so ends the Kimbo Slice experiment. I think he's still a draw. He had the crowd firmly behind him, and I'm sure a lot of the PPV buys will come from the fact that he was fighting on the card last night. I think it has to do though with the fact that his knees are shot, and Dana doesn't want him to suffer permanent injury. I think it also has to do with the fact that James Toney's on the roster, and Dana has always said he doesn't want to be the "Sideshow Guy". Having both Kimbo and Toney on the roster are two major sideshow attractions. Thirdly, Kimbo trains at American Top Team, and despite training there for around a year or so, he has no ground defense. If Matt Mitrione, the worst Heavyweight fighter on the roster can dominate him, there's really no room for him left in the UFC because he'll just get dominated each and every time.
I 100% believe Kimbo is still a draw though, and I bet he'll stay in the spotlight. There's enough freak fights out there for him to cash in on while he still has some name value. He can go over to Strikeforce and fight Bobby Lashley, Herschel Walker, and maybe even Fedor. If there's a major CBS fight that would draw ratings, it's Fedor Emelianenko vs. Kimbo Slice. Strikeforce would put that on in a second for some recognition.
If he goes over to Japan, I bet he'd be a huge attraction there as well. Bob Sapp, Jose Canseco, and Hong Man Choi are some of the fights that are likely waiting for him over there. Kimbo vs. Tim Sylvia would also be a hilarious fight.
Maybe he'll get one last shot in the UFC on a Versus or Fight Night card, facing a scrub like Tim Hague, just to see if he really does have anything left. Dana's said he'd cut fighters (Frank Trigg, for example) before at the press conference only to give the guy one more shot. I think that there's at least one more fight Kimbo can draw with, and I think the UFC should give him that shot. He did look impressive vs. Houston Alexander after all, and he gave Mitrione a lot of trouble at the beginning of the fight last night.
Maybe Kimbo's future isn't in fighting. Maybe he'll go on to make a bunch of bad Hector Evechhiarra movies and be the bodyguard for Reality Kings again. I still think there's an outside chance of him getting involved with wrestling on a part time basis for either the WWE or TNA. I think there's a huge opportunity for the WWE to make him the Wrestlemania celebrity attraction match.
Kimbo is most certainly at a crossroads right now. Where do you think he goes from here?