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KB Goes To A WWE House Show

klunderbunker

Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
I took in the WWE house show tonight at Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky. I know I said this about the TNA show I went to over the summer, but this might have been the most fun I've ever had at a wrestling event. The crowd was red hot all night and the matches were all at least decent. There was even a nice surprise that I'll get to in a bit. Let's get to it.

The tickets didn't cost anything as I beat a wrestling expert on the local radio station in a trivia competition to win the seats. We were in the second row on the first level above the floor seats, which is where I've sat many times before. The view was great and you could easily see almost everything save for some brawling on the floor or in the aisle. I'm horrible at guessing attendances but I'd guess there were a few thousand people. The entire upper deck was empty but Rupp arena holds well over 20,000 people so a packed house was out of the question. As usual the empty sections started filling up as the show went on.

Also note that I'll be lighter on the ratings tonight as this is a house show, not a major show.

Damien Sandow vs. Zack Ryder

In possibly the biggest shock, Zack Ryder might have actually received the ovation of the night. I mean the place exploded for him and didn't stop cheering for him for nearly half of his match. It was like 2011 all over again and it was a very nice surprise for an old Ryder fan. Before the match Sandow asked up to stand for My Old Kentucky Home (state song) but said we weren't worthy of it. He also promised to drive 65 miles to Louisville to be with a real basketball team before trying to start a Let's Go Cards (hated enemy of the Kentucky Wildcats who play at Rupp) chant. He also said God bless Rick Pitino (Cardinals coach) to really tick them off.

The match was what you would expect, though there was some nice psychology included. Ryder missed a charge and got his arm tied up in the ropes. Sandow spent the majority of the match working over the arm which is such a basic move but so many wrestlers just miss it anymore. Ryder hit the Broski Boot and sent Sandow face first into the buckle, setting up the Rough Ryder for the pin in about 6:00.

Rating: C. Fine opener and the crowd is very hot tonight.

The fans voted for the Divas tag to be a dance off instead of a match.

AJ/Layla vs. Funkadactyls

Didn't Layla turn her back on AJ recently? Anyway AJ got a high pitched pop before refusing to dance. Layla did the usual comedic dancing before slipping while going to the corners. The Dactyls did their usual routine but AJ/Layla jumped them to start a match. I sat through this entire thing and absolutely nothing happened that deserved to be written down. Horrible boring stuff and the fans didn't care at all. Cameron pinned Layla after about 7:30 with a not horrible DDT.

Rating: D-.

The Dactyls danced afterwards.

Jack Swagger vs. Sami Zayn

Since this is an ultra conservative state, Swagger was relatively over. Zayn was the one guy I was hoping would be here who wasn't advertised, though he came out to crickets. Remember that for later. This wasn't as good as their NXT match but it was still one of the better matches of the night. A few fans behind us chanted OLE which seemed to confuse many fans around us. Colter wasn't there either as was recently announced.

This was a nice match with Swagger controlling for the most part. Sami came back with his high spots, including a big flip dive over the ropes to take out Swagger. Sami's top rope cross body looked great too. He tried a second one but got caught in the second Patriot Lock of the match, only to roll Swagger up for the pin at about 10:00. The important thing to note was that while Sami came out to crickets, he had the crowd invested in the match after just a few minutes. Zayn made them care about someone they didn't care about, which is really difficult to do. That's a good sign for his future.

Rating: B-. This was really fun stuff.

Kofi Kingston/Usos vs. Wyatt Family

The Wyatts was the advertised appearance I was looking forward to most. First of all though, the Usos' entrance got a HUGE reaction. They always get a solid reaction on TV as well, which makes me hope that they get a stronger push soon. The Wyatt entrance got a nice reaction too and the reports are correct: they're just chilling in person. Bray sat in his rocking chair while the other two were in the ring when the lights came on. I've seen Undertaker, Kane and Big Show in person but those two were even more imposing. Rowan, the one with the mask, stood perfectly still during the pre-match staredown and stayed there until the opening bell. It worked really well.

Bray stayed on the floor at first before bolting into the ring to beat down an Uso, revealing some bright red pants that you have be a brain washing swamp preacher to pull off. Bray is downright eerie in person, walking around the apron with this psychotic look on his face. They worked a regular formula match here with I think an Uso getting beaten down for the most part. You just couldn't take your eyes off Bray though as he was so creepy. The big spot of the match was a triple suicide dive from the good guys.

It was quickly forgotten though as Bray came back in and did the spot where he leans over backwards in the corner, only to drop to his hands to do the upside down on all fours walk from the Exorcist. JBL freaking out when he sees that on TV will be quite a sight. Anyway Kofi got the hot tag and everything broke down with Kofi hitting Trouble in Paradise on Harper, only to get caught with Sister Abigail for the pin at about 12:00.

Rating: B. REALLY fun match here with the Wyatts, Bray in particular, totally stealing the show.

World Heavyweight Championship: Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam

There wasn't much to talk about here. Alberto worked on the arm, Rob came back with kicks. Del Rio went after the arm and got the armbreaker, only to not break when Van Dam got to the ropes for the DQ, just like at the PPV. Match ran just under 10:00 and was nothing special at all. Not bad, but these two have don't have much chemistry.

Rating: C-.

Rob got up and kicked Del Rio down, drawing out Sandow to tease a cash-in, only to be kicked in the face by Van Dam. Van Dam went around shaking hands as we went to intermission.

Ryback vs. Santino Marella

Now we get to the comedy portion of the evening. Ryback insisted that the referee hold the ropes open for him, only to say those weren't the ropes he meant and that the referee had to open the other set. Ryback was then introduced at 305lbs, which he insisted be described as ALL MAN. Santino was ticked off about the bullying and said Ryback was just a bully, just a mean person and....much bigger than he looked from the floor.

Santino tried a series of shoulder blocks to start the match but kept bouncing off Ryback and falling to the mat. He hit the ropes again but stopped short of Ryback, said “allow me” and fell on his back without being touched. Santino couldn't execute a nip up or slam Ryback, so the big man destroyed him for a bit instead. Santino came back and hit the nip up and slam to big pops because they had been built up. Again, simple idea but no one does it anymore. Santino loaded up the Cobra but Ryback bit his fingers to block it and put on a bearhug, only to have Santino escape with a wet Willy. The Shell Shock ended Marella in 7:40.

Rating: C+. Fun comedy squash here and there's nothing wrong with that.

CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel

This was kind of confusing as the match had been advertised as for the title, then as No DQ later in the show. Axel said that Heyman (not here tonight) had found a rule saying that Axel didn't have to defend the title if he had defended it in the last 30 days, so this was non-title. Axel also said there would be DQ's, because apparently he just has that authority.

There really wasn't much to this match and it was mainly punching and kicking. Punk did his usual spots, including the dive through the ropes and the Macho Elbow, but there were no weapons at all in the match. At one point Axel even grabbed a mic and said he wouldn't be using a table so stop asking for one. Punk won with a GTS in approximately 15:00 (I forgot to time it). Not much of a match but the fans were into Punk.

Rating: C. I'm guessing Punk is moving a bit slowly due to the injuries from the PPV.

Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton

Now this is where we'll get to the interesting part. Orton got a solid pop but Bryan...got the same at best or maybe even a bit weaker one. The fans got on their feet and did the YES chant and the finger point, but it definitely wasn't an explosion or even a huge pop. My buddy Josh suggested that a lot of the fans aren't so much into Bryan, but maybe just joining in because everyone else is doing it. I read a report from I want to say Wade Keller from a Smackdown taping a few weeks back and he said about the same thing: the fans cheered for Bryan, but he doesn't get the same reaction that other superstars get. There's time to change that, but it's very difficult to overcome.

This was about what you would expect as Bryan got in all of his usual spots. Bryan is incredibly talented, but he's getting to the point where he's using a lot of the same sequences. Those sequences are very entertaining, but other than the running knee he hasn't changed things up in awhile.

The interesting part of this was Orton might have lost a tooth due to a running dropkick in the corner. Something very large flew out and Orton was holding his mouth and nearly writhing around in pain. Bryan got the YES Lock but Orton got to the rope. Bryan missed a dive to give Orton control, meaning a lot of chinlocks. Bryan made his comeback and hit his signature spots before hitting the running knee out of nowhere for the pin at 16:50. I don't even think Orton loaded up an RKO.

Rating: B-. Good match but it wasn't great by any means.

Bryan went around to shake hands to end the show.

Overall Rating: A-. This show was a blast with only the Divas match being bad, but if the worst thing I have to sit through is Layla basically wrestling in a bikini, so be it. The fans were on fire all night, most of the big stars were there, and the matches were all solid. I believe the seats we were sitting in cost about $20-30 and they would have been more than worth the price. I was at the show in Louisville a few months back and wasn't very impressed. This was the polar opposite and one of the most entertaining shows I've ever been to. WWE is on fire at the moment and at a level I haven't seen in a long time. Great show.
 
The ladies went WILD for Orton though, KB. Bryan's reaction was good... it was just because it wasn't filled to capacity. Also Bryan wore his NO tights the the ring. I found that hilarious.

My seats were middle of the first row above ringside. Couldn't have had a better seat, IMO.
 
I never understand this. What the fuck were those people doing?


"ohhh yea. We paid good money for wrestling tickets, I guess we will get there whenever we get there"

The fuckin hell, man?

I always figured it was getting concessions and merchandise, but we got there half an hour beforehand. He got his Bryan shirt and we were in our seats 15 minutes before bell time.
 
I never understand this. What the fuck were those people doing?


"ohhh yea. We paid good money for wrestling tickets, I guess we will get there whenever we get there"

The fuckin hell, man?

On the topic of this, I was a seat filler at an episode of SmackDown last December (my job was to sit in vacant seats to help make it look full on tv). The people from the WWE who were supervising this talked about how the first 30 minutes is the most crucial time because that's when there are the most empty seats because people are still buying food/drink or souvenirs. If that's the case, then why don't they open up the gates 15 minutes earlier? A WWE event opens the gates only 45 minutes before showtime. In my opinion, they should open 60 minutes beforehand just like most events do.
 
Now this is where we'll get to the interesting part. Orton got a solid pop but Bryan...got the same at best or maybe even a bit weaker one. The fans got on their feet and did the YES chant and the finger point, but it definitely wasn't an explosion or even a huge pop. My buddy Josh suggested that a lot of the fans aren't so much into Bryan, but maybe just joining in because everyone else is doing it. I read a report from I want to say Wade Keller from a Smackdown taping a few weeks back and he said about the same thing: the fans cheered for Bryan, but he doesn't get the same reaction that other superstars get. There's time to change that, but it's very difficult to overcome.

I was at NOC in Detroit and Bryan easily got the biggest pops of the night (even bigger then RVD who was in his home state). There were huge YES chants going on even before the ppv started. When he came out for the match and when he won the title it was deafening. Orton got a decent amount of cheers at NOC but it was probably 75% negative reaction and the 25% cheers all came from females. I guess it just depends on the crowd.
 
My biggest surprise. Kofi's pop was HUGE! I'd say it was on par with Punk, Bryan, and RVD.

And this attractive woman in front of me, with her kid beside her mind you, openly said 'my panties are soaked' when Orton walked into the ring.... so there was that.
 
On the topic of this, I was a seat filler at an episode of SmackDown last December (my job was to sit in vacant seats to help make it look full on tv). The people from the WWE who were supervising this talked about how the first 30 minutes is the most crucial time because that's when there are the most empty seats because people are still buying food/drink or souvenirs. If that's the case, then why don't they open up the gates 15 minutes earlier? A WWE event opens the gates only 45 minutes before showtime. In my opinion, they should open 60 minutes beforehand just like most events do.

Why the fuck would you do this before the show starts, and miss it? Intermission? Diva match? Uhhhh, or the fact they always open with MORE than enough time to get your shit and get seated? I get stuff at EVERY show, and have never even been close to missing anything.


People are fuckin' losers. HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP?!?!
 
Why the fuck would you do this before the show starts, and miss it? Intermission? Diva match? Uhhhh, or the fact they always open with MORE than enough time to get your shit and get seated? I get stuff at EVERY show, and have never even been close to missing anything.


People are fuckin' losers. HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP?!?!

This is the generation that has a pool in a baseball park, offers WI-FI for its fans, and at one point offered a way to watch Friends or CNN while at a Braves game. You know, because going to a ball game/wrestling show just isn't entertaining enough anymore.
 
Ye I get it Jesus fuck! People lose it when he does that on live TV!


He is kinda on the backburner as part of the background facade while the Corp 2.0 runs amok. Not a fan of this SD booking of H making them go against Ryder and Gabriel. Made them seem kinda tamed.
 
This is probably the best review of a live event I've read. Your ratings are hilarious. B. B-. B. B. C. Final score...A-!! lol Sounds like a really fun show. I've always though TNA and WWE live events were consistently better than TV tapings. Not always, but you never know what you're gonna get with a TV show. It could be a great episode, with great matches, or it could have a lot of backstage shit that gets boring if you're in attendance. I've been to one TNA TV taping, and one TV live event, and the live event was SOOOO much better. They are much more laid back, the wrestlers try and be funny and have time to work, etc. That being said, the best non-PPV event I've been to was Monday Night Raw the night before last year's WrestleMania. Rock, Undertaker, Shawn Micahels, John Cena, Triple H - I had never seen ANY of them live before. Awesome night.
 
Why the fuck would you do this before the show starts, and miss it? Intermission? Diva match? Uhhhh, or the fact they always open with MORE than enough time to get your shit and get seated? I get stuff at EVERY show, and have never even been close to missing anything.


People are fuckin' losers. HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP?!?!

Beats me. I always get to a show when the gates open. But when I went to Old School Raw in Buffalo last March, I was stuck in the merchandise line for at least 15 minutes because they only had one stand open inside an 18,000 seat arena :wtf: . I made it to my seat a little before bell time, but I can easily see something who got the show only 15 or 30 minutes before bell time easily missing the first match or two. I had to skip one of the Superstars matches to ensure I had a drink before RAW started.
 
This is probably the best review of a live event I've read. Your ratings are hilarious. B. B-. B. B. C. Final score...A-!! lol Sounds like a really fun show. I've always though TNA and WWE live events were consistently better than TV tapings. Not always, but you never know what you're gonna get with a TV show. It could be a great episode, with great matches, or it could have a lot of backstage shit that gets boring if you're in attendance. I've been to one TNA TV taping, and one TV live event, and the live event was SOOOO much better. They are much more laid back, the wrestlers try and be funny and have time to work, etc. That being said, the best non-PPV event I've been to was Monday Night Raw the night before last year's WrestleMania. Rock, Undertaker, Shawn Micahels, John Cena, Triple H - I had never seen ANY of them live before. Awesome night.

It really depends on what you're looking for. I'm not saying that you're wrong, and I'm certainly not saying that I'm right. House shows are a lot of fun, but my preference is a live tv show/taping because things feel a little more spontaneous and a little less predictable. But I went to a TNA house show last December and I had a blast.
 
People love Kofi. I sing his praises as often as possible, but few people listen to me.

I've only been to three WWE events, one house show and two TV tapings, both Smackdown. The first was when I was younger, and I found it interesting how they would set stuff up, like Gangrel's below the ramp entrance. The most recent was a few weeks before MITB 2012, it was the night Tyson Kidd qualified for the match by beating Jack Swagger. The crowd went nuts for it, but they edited most of his celebration off TV. Outside of stuff like that the house show was a better overall experience. It was less packed, there was more fan interaction, and most of the faces won.
 
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The spider walk from The Exorcist still creeps me out to this day.
 
Why the fuck would you do this before the show starts, and miss it? Intermission? Diva match? Uhhhh, or the fact they always open with MORE than enough time to get your shit and get seated? I get stuff at EVERY show, and have never even been close to missing anything.


People are fuckin' losers. HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP?!?!

This.

Fucking hell, I don't leave my seat at a show at all until its intermission. Why would I, when I've paid good money for a ticket. I'll buy merchandise before the show if I want it.

Fucking idiots
 

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