KB Does Thanksgiving

[klunderbunker]

I've done this for a few years now and it seems to be positively received every year. In honor of Thanksgiving, I'll be going through a list of our active members and thanking them for something they do around here. As has been the case nearly every year, this will likely break down into a series of bad jokes and puns when I know nothing about the person.

If you're a regular member and aren't listed here, it means one of a few possible things:

1. No one remembered you.
2. I don't know who you are.
3. You absolutely suck.

Let's get to it.


IHW – For being on my team in the Survivor game.
FalKon – For being a good fed head.
Kermit – For being green. It's not easy you know.
Jglass – For watching Woody Allen movies so I don't have to.
Yaz – For being the only guy I'd want to work with in WZCW.
Shotaro – For being a rather funny character.
Preparation Triple H – For being one of the most creative people we have here.
Mustang Sally – For being rather pretty and for giving us another girl on the forums.
Dagger Dias – For doing a yeoman's work behind the scenes.
Theo – For the beard. Did you expect anything else?
NotoriousMEAT – For tasting better than some vegetables.
The Butcher – For main eventing Starrcade 1994 instead of Flair vs. Austin.
Triple Naitch – For your reaction to Tara being in Penthouse. That was glorious.
Harthan – For taking over WZCW.
Mighty Norcal – For protecting us and all the debates over the years.
Ty Burna – For helping me secure my computer in a way I can actually understand unlike Sly.
JAM – For tasting good on bread.
Alex – For having the name of a friend of mine.
Awesome_Miz – For having the same name for awhile so I don't have to have a new one.
Backstage Fallout – For being an entertaining show. Allegedly. I've never actually watched it.
BaconBits – For tasting good on a salad.
Barbosa – For blowing my mind with that 2012 might not have happened yet.
Bear "The Hitman" Hug – For having a catchy name.
Big Nick Dudley – For resigning in a respectful way. So many mode don't do that.
Big Sexy – For keeping the Sports sections active.
Bill Lesnar – For never giving up.
Blade – For always being sharp.
Blue Cardinal – For listening to my movie ramblings.
Blue Chipper – For being my favorite color. Sorry I don't have much here.
Boom Goes The Dynamite
boozinjedi – For having a Star Wars name, which there can't be enough of.
Bray Wyatt's Hat – For being downright spiffy.
Buffaloed – For letting Sly fulfill his strange wishes.
CH David – For being the second closest thing to a protege I have.
Chococat – For sounding like a tasty breakfast cereal.
Coco – For being good and hot.
D-Man – For the morning after Nexus debuted. That might be the funniest thing ever on the forums.
Da Prophet – For prophecying.
Dave – For being an all around solid poster.
Davi323 – For making me know I'm right about a lot of things.
Danger Burger – For being something that should be on a menu.
Deanerandterry – For not losing it when I explained why Orton vs. Cena is a good idea.
Deexter Jorgan – For sounding like Dexter which is a good show.
Dewey – For defeating Truman.
Diet Soda – For being a healthier alternative.
DirtyJosé – For being good most of the time.
Doug Crashin. - For the Movement.
Dowds – For sounding British. That's all I've got.
Echelon – For being rather odd.
enterkey – For always being on the right side.
Ferbian – For being good while you lasted.
FitFinlay4Life – For being better than you're given credit for.
Fizzy – For not saying anything when I accidentally let you in the Board Room.
FunKay – For being the best heel in WZCW.
Gelgarin – For being too smart for everyone else's good.
George Steele's Barber – For all those close shaves.
GCB – For sounding like some chemical. I've got nothing here.
GD – For a South Park reference.
GuyCompton – For being a consistent MMA poster.
Hamler – For being from Kentucky.....right?
Hatehabsforever – For being one of those posters who is always around but I can't think of anything specific to say about.
HBK-aholic – For making me happy.
HBsam31 – For posting Old School a lot.
Headman – For being on top of things.
Hugh G. Rection – For making 13 year olds everywhere chuckle.
It's Damn Real! – For being as good of a section mod as we have.
Infinity – For creating mayhem.
I Am Phenom – For being from Winchester.
IrishCanadian25 – For giving me a chance.
Icedragon770 – For having an awesome name.
INDYjon22 – For being one of our few MMA posters.
Jack-Hammer – For being possibly the best poster there is. Now TALK TO US ALREADY.
Jessie Lynn DivaGirl – For being a girl. In theory.
jmt225 – For being one of the best we've ever had.
Joe's Gonna Kill You – For eternal optimism. And I do mean eternal.
Justinsayne – For your comics posting. Not many people do it.
JWGunslinger – For being the hottest rookie we had in a long time.
klunderbunker – For being the bees knees and that kitten's meow.
Killjoy – For being our senior lucha correspondent.
Klinz – For......who are you?
King Patrick – For your random random rantings.
Killam – For all the plugs.
Lariat – For proving Kentuckians are smart.
Lee – For being part of the best class of new posters ever.
Little Jerry Lawler – For not having a heart attack.
LSN80 – For making us smarter.
Luther_Hull – For admin.
Mack_Swagger – For having an amusing name.
Mantaur Rodeo Clown – For having an amusing name.
Martin Gabriel – For finally giving me a break.
Matty~! – For proper use of the ~.
Mayor McLeafy – For sounding like Marty McFly, who was awesome.
MCMG – For an awesome theme song.
MerKane – For.....who are you again?
Miko – For sticking with a name for once.
Milenko – For the funniest moment ever on the forums.
Milkyway – For not being as good as Snickers.
Mitch Henessey – For keeping the Movies section alive.
Monkey Ray Dudley – For that time you told us you could still read the Board Room.
Mongoose McQueen – For being part of an awesome band.
Moon Knight – For sticking around through some of our more, ahem, dire times.
Mozzy Balboa – For making me think of Rocky.
Mr Ferguson – For being an imbecile, assuming I'm thinking of the right person.
Muffin Top Merkley – For being the Fourth Face of Foley. Haven't I asked that before?
My$terio_Fan – For the offer of the threesome.
Nate – For being a better mod than I thought you would be.
nightmare – For staying out of my head.
Notorious718 – For being the name of a good Hitchcock movie.
Numbers – For heading up an awesome stable.
Orton Pose \__0_/ – For the best name here.
Pancake's ****e Mother – For that one night when Pancake was asleep.
Pancake – For being a tasty breakfast.
Phoenix – For being one of my favorites.
Rayne – For cutting people down when you're on your game.
Razor – For being sharp. You should have been a mod.
Rated R Nightmare – For being a good combination of names.
Red Gyarados' Skull – For keeping Magikarp from being a total failure.
Remix – For being better than the original.
RidingSpider – For being someone I'm a fan of, even though I can never remember who you are.
SavageTaker – For being an awesome combination of names.
Slyfox696 – For my website. Now retire already so I can run this place.
Shadowmancer – For the thread that drew me to the forums.
SD619 – For the word Booyaka.
Shocky – For not breaking the forums. Again.
Sparky – For being an Impact Player.
ScreaminNormanSmiley – For being funny. Once. Maybe.
Steamboat Ricky – For being part of the best class of new posters we've ever had.
shattered dreams – For your non-wrestling posts. They're quite good.
Serious Jones – For being serious. Seriously.
Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly – For being someone whose name I need to change.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate – For being easier to swallow.
spinningtorturerack – For being one of my special moves on No Mercy.
tdigle – For being a freaky dude.
Tastycles – For being one of our most forgotten posters, which is a shame.
Thriller – For being the closest thing to a protege I have.
THTRobtaylor – For making me think of Big Bossman. No idea why but you always do.
TLC – For being quite a good show most years.
TheRealDC – For being part of the best story I've seen in WZCW.
The Dragon Saga – For losing the bet about Davey.
The Doctor – For operating well.
The Boss – For Hogan, because he's better than you.
The Crock – For not being full of it.
The Brain – For being as good an old school poster as we have here. Except me of course.
The Rattlesnake – For having a bite to you.
The Eighties – For being the best decade ever.
The Pizzaman – For not expecting a tip.
The_Reptile – For....uh.....I have no idea who you are.
TheOneBigWill – For staying in one section.
trendkiller – For killing anything associated with trending.
Thrash – For being someone I actually like.
TBK – For making me think of Dark Knight. No idea why.
TWJC: The Beginning – For posting. A LOT.
Uncle Phatso – For keeping the Uncle gimmick going years after it ended. Very Scott Steinerish of you.
Uncle Sam – For giving me my first bet win.
Via Armbar – For those few months when you were awesome.
Whap Me Jungles – For sounding Irish.
Xfearbefore – For your constant hiatuses.
Xombi_woof – For having a cool name.
Y 2 Jake – For letting us be here.
Zeven_Zion – For arguing with Rayne, assuming that was you.
. – For getting to the point. I'm running low on jokes.
Galvatron – For sounding all science fictiony.
JKO – For entertaining people. Not me mind you but other people seemed to like you.
TM – For disappearing you freak.
Lord Sidious – For disappearing you freak.
Eternal Dragon – For having an awesome rack.
El Terrible – For being Spanglish. And a luchador.
Macios – For all those covers.
Rko the world – For being an awesome finisher.
RVD gurl – For being the hottest woman I've never seen.
TAFKADDFA – For being the inspiration for a new rule.
Wicked Valentine – For entertaining Coco.
Vega – For that awesome database you linked me to.
Jake Smizzy – For making me think of the word snazzy, which is fun to say.
PG – For being a better era than it's given credit for.
Slash LN – For being a fun kind of fiction
Megatron – For giving me something to smirk at when the Indians beat Verlander last season.
Captain Morgan Freeman – For making me think of Morgan Freeman as a pirate.
Vincent Michaels – For being better than the modern Michaels.
Jonny B – For letting us be here.
JJYanks 121 – For putting me on the radio.
Stormtrooper – For taking things WAY too seriously.
Ming – For having a name similar to Meng, who has the same birthday as me.
Lowdown – For being one heck of a splash.
Macho Machismo – For anything Randy Savage related.
Cereal Killer EST 2012 – For all the questions.
Showtime – For Dexter.
Bestia 666/Remy LaCroix – For being multi-lingual.
M/InXanity – For.....again who are you?
iRojan – For being good at the section you posted in a lot. I can't remember where that was but it was good.
The Risen Paralyzer – For having a cool name. I've said that a lot this year.
The Misson – For being a nitwit....though I'm not sure that's you.
Hitmark SirJoseOle – For being good when I've read you.
Finder Woo'er Ryder – For a funny name.
J-Dogg – For being an actual wrestler. We need more of those.
Natural Selection – For making me feel WAY smarter.
Chrome – For some of those Knockout pictures. Good lawd.
The Man They Call WMD – For doing one thing only.
The Fabulous Rougeau's – For being an All American Boy.
#MrScissorsKick – For all those questions.
i'm a cm punk girl – For giving us more laughs than anyone in years.
Silverback – For being a rather solid ape.
Nolan/The History – For making me feel smarter.
PsychoBlack – For a cool name.
Pedigree1 – For being a good finisher.
TheSignGuy – For pointing me in the right direction.
Tiger Chaos Theory – For sticking with TNA's nonsense for so long.
The Bearded One – For being rather manly.
MrHashasbeen – For....is that how you spell your name?
The BK Barrage – For making me think of Burger King which makes me want McDonald's.
ThirtySeven – For being better than thirty six.
Mailman – For always delivering on time. I think I've used this same line every year now.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

What's mine supposed to mean?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I'll assume the blank after my name means thanks for nothing.

 

[Coco]

As has been the case nearly every year, this will likely break down into a series of bad jokes and puns when I know nothing about the person.

Coco – For being good and hot.

Well I know you know who I am.

So thanks for finding me sexually attractive.

 

[klunderbunker]

What's mine supposed to mean?

Big Jerry Lawler - heart attack.

Little Jerry Lawler - no heart attack.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll assume the blank after my name means thanks for nothing.

Did I skip you? I do these out of order.

Uh.....for not raining debris on my house when you explode.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Good one, KB.

Cowboys going to lose. I'm out.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I've swapped my name around a bit more than I should. eh thanks KB! Your reviews and straight up rightness makes me a fan.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Did I skip you? I do these out of order.

Uh.....for not raining debris on my house when you explode.

Thanks for running a website where I can kill time till my social life evolves.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well I know you know who I am.

So thanks for finding me sexually attractive.

A good thanks to you, sir, for providing a legimate chuckle to a soldier overseas on Thanksgiving

 

[George Steele's Barber]

KB does Thanksgving?



Grossest porn ever.

 

[Harthan]

Thanks KB!

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Even though mine was a month ago I'm very jealous I'm not eating turkey tonight. Thanks KB, even though we don't see eye to eye sometimes I think you're a good dude. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who celebrating it

 

[Galvatron]

I must absolutely suck because I was listed on the list names thread, comment on damn near every Raw/Impact/WWE ppv LD and even commented on the Ask KB wrestling questions thread all of 24 hours ago. Thanks alot KB.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

So KB seems to like my username....I'm honored.

 

[Theo Mays]

The beard. Vintage. Thanks KB, though the beard is a bit short these days. Took a trimmer to it, work was getting on my nerves about it. Keep up the good work man.

 

[The Brain]

Thanks KB. Much appreciated. Happy Thanksgiving

I must absolutely suck because I was listed on the list names thread, comment on damn near every Raw/Impact/WWE ppv LD and even commented on the Ask KB wrestling questions thread all of 24 hours ago. Thanks alot KB.

You were mentioned

Galvatron – For sounding all science fictiony.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Very kind words, big lad!

Have a great turkey day and I hope you've had great things to be thankful for good sir!

 

[Bernkastel]

Thanks KB, I really am an oddball aren't I? And Eternal Dragon did have a nice rack.

 

[Galvatron]

You were mentioned[/QUOTE]

Oops, my bad. Wasn't with the G's and I skipped the rest. I'm sorry KB.

 

[Lowdown]

Leave it to KB. Hope the holiday treated you well, man.

 

[JGlass]

Thanks KB, but I do suggest you check out at least a couple Woody Allen films.

 

[klunderbunker]

I watched Annie Hall.

That nonsense beat out Star Wars for Best Picture. I rest my case.

 

[#MrScissorsKick]

Good stuff on the shout out KB.

Appreciate it man.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

We can't all be as humorous as a rabbit that speaks like a toddler.