Kane Stalks Kelly Kelly

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

We found out that kelly kelly is apparently seeing someone and we dont know who it is and Kane wants to take him out so he can be with K Squared. Where do you think this angle is going? who do you think will end up being Kelly Kelly Kelly's boyfriend? and most importantly do you think this angle will be entertaining? I thought it was, at least for now........

 

[2012isbs]

I think KK's Boy friend is Jamie Noble just because that WWE loves to beat on Noble which I don't understand I think some of the matches will be entertaining, except a few of the squashes. I hope we will see Kane and Noble either in a single match a RR or as the final two at the RR itself with Noble winning and becoming the brand's face as he should be. But most likely Noble gets his ass handed to him like almost every match he's had except as cruiserweight or against Chuck Palumbo (remember him).
If the latter happens I will be doing this to a window.

 

[Harthan]

Well, since the Kane/Lita angle went over so well, the WWE has apparently decided it's a great idea to try it again.

That said, I kind of enjoyed it. Kelly is actually being given some character depth and allowed to talk. I believe the last time Kelly Kelly talked was when she played dumb blond when she came to Raw, pretending she had no idea what contracts were. Anyway, she's cutting promos, sort of, and honestly, she's not horrible at it. It's decent development for Kelly, and going along with her improving ring skills, I'm happy with it.

As for who the mysterious boyfriend is. Kane chokeslammed Miz, and brought back his horribly sloppy Tombstone, which seems to indicate Miz is the man. Miz did have a relationship angle with Kelly before, so it's feasible. But I can't help but feel it won't be Miz, and that Kane will reveal he was only taking out his horrible, seething aggression on the man who wrong Kelly. No, I choose the ultimate recipient of Kane's vengeful wrath to be none other than one David Batista, who held a brief relationship with Kelly this year. I think the ultimate plan here is to open the Rumble with Batista vs Kane, or if in some odd turn of events Batista is not involved in the Raw ME at WM, potentially the obligatory filler match at WM. I don't really see a face/heel turn for either man, although it could be used fuel a heel turn for Batista if Kane pulled the double turn back to his 38th face run. Potentially.

All in all, the angle is best for Kelly Kelly, who will be getting attention and mic time over the angle. We'll probably see Kane vs Batista eventually, which should be a relatively decent match. I'm not entirely thrilled with Kane returning with the Tombstone, because his version is rather sloppy. I thought the chokeslam worked fine for him. Ah well.

 

[Big Sexy]

I think its going to be either John Cena or somebody completely out of the blue. Cena makes sense because they could have Kane win this tournament thing on RAW over the next 2 weeks and become the #1 contender, and this added storyline would help the title match have some sort of meaning.

I don't think it's going to be Batista because he's still in the feud with Orton and I don't see any other guy on the current roster that would make sense.

It could be somebody new that hasn't debuted yet, like Tomko for example. It would be a good way to give a new guy or recently resigned guy a chance to have a somewhat high profile feud.

Overall the Kane stalking women thing is getting kind of old but there really isn't anything else to do with him at the moment so this is what we get.

 

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

Ok apparently my original post got edited and "censored" because somebody cant take a joke but whatever.
As for this angle the miz inst the boyfriend kelly said so on raw she was just lying to kane. John cena is an interesting possibility and at least it would give some buildup to the rumble match. jamie noble would work too but kane has really been buried enough already.
Maybe it'll end up being batista becuz thats a decent setup to a feud we've never seen before. They could have a series of matches and then eventually they would have a very bloody no holds barred match. in this match kane gets busted open badly and scarred severely in the face by batista this leads him to putting his mask back on to conceal his hideousness form kelly. Eventually there would be the final blow off match in which kelly would interfere smack batista in the balls and chose to be with kane.

 

[AnthonyMango/NoFate007]

My first thought, even before the match started, was that it was going to be Kofi. As soon as they showed that Kane would come out and then they showed that we were going to have the tag title match, I figured Miz/Morrison retain, Punk has something to happen with Regal, and Kofi is left all alone...so Kane would come out and fight him.

Kane currently has nothing to do. Kofi currently has nothing to do. They did a Kane/Kofi match during the IC tournament, which might've been their way of testing it out to see if they'd have better ring chemistry than Kane/Mysterio had.

But I personally hope that it isn't anybody like Kofi or Noble. Kane needs to be in a feud with someone bigger than that. A temporary feud with Cena would be good as it would allow Cena to go over Kane at both the Royal Rumble and No Way Out, leaving Orton/Batista/HBK/Jericho/JBL/Mysterio to be involved in the Elimination Chamber if someone from Smackdown wins.

 

[CDR]

This storyline is pretty intruiging to me. It reminds me of the angle he had with Lita a few years back. I think he boyfriend is going to be either CM Punk or Rey Mysterio or Evan Bourne. She's had her little thing with Punk in the past so that makes it a possibility. But he's the number 1 contender for the IC title so that might not work. Mysterio's not completely in a storyline right now. He's having little run ins with Mike Knox every now and then but that's not much. They could still have that going and announce Rey as her boyfriend and make Kane and Knox team up on Mysterio. I mean, they're both big tough guys and having both of them constantly jumping Mysterio is the perfect underdog story that the WWE doesn't think gets old. And Evan Bourne could be his partner in these matches. Or it could be vise versa with Bourne as the boyfriend and Mysterio as the best friend for him.

 

[Khalifa]

i must say. i didn't like the angle with kane and lita a few years back. I found it just annoying and stupid. ( why would be pick lita over trish? Jk) Yeah i didn't really find it any good. like seriously i cant explain how much i didn't like it. but hey i didn't like kane back then and i have sort of grown on him so i might like this angle. could be entertaining but i highly doubt it.

 

[Azrael Cain]

Just want to get this off my chest: Kelly is my age and is making a lot more than me, and I am incredibly jealous of that fact. And when I found out she dated Batista, I got creeped out. He's 39, she's 21. Rock the cradle much?

Anyway, I missed most of Raw this week. I made it home in time for the Main Event, which I loved. But back on track: it's the typical Kane story line with the pretty girl. He's the monster, he loves, it isn't requited, and he gets pissed destroying everything along the way.

I'm sad to say that Kane is getting sloppier and sloppier in the ring, and more and more out of shape. Of course ever since he started talking and lost the mask, his character has been fucked. I am intrigued by the storyline, though, just because it is actually giving something to do for two of my favorite WWErs -- Kelly and Kane. I have a love/hate thing for the WWE and what they do with Kane. I've been a quiet Kane mark for a long time, and I can only hope this gets him some gold and the motivation to get back into the shape he once was. Plus, it's sure to give him more TV time; WWE loves Kelly and parades her everywhere. So it's a win/win.

 

[slimmshady]

I kinda like this story just because the reason that kane is quite good with these relationship type of stories. So I'm intrigued in what will happen next. Oh by the way I loved the chokeslam that he performed on the Miz, it had the shades of the old kane back in 2001. It was just the way he lifted Miz up and slammed him. But the only thing that was kinda different from kane's old chokeslam was he normally use to perform the old one with just one hand to get the maximum elevation.

 

[slimmshady]

I don't think it is the Miz just the fact that this story has suddenly come from the blue and I don't think that wwe would make it that obvious. But I do agree that from the pair of Miz and Morrison, Morrison is definitely the better performer so he should have been the one attacked if Miz ends up being the one.

 

[OIL]

I hope it isn't The Miz, because he should be focusing on the tag titles at the moment. It should be someone around Kane's size, heck, Cena would do. Kane can have good matches, but it needs to be with people around the same size/strength, so, for that reason, it should be someone like Cena. That would leave time for the others to fued to the Rumble where whoever wins, goes on to focus on Cena.

 

[Tenta]

I reallya have no clue where WWE is taking this one... I'm pretty sure Kelly Kelly just said The Miz to draw Kane away from who it truly is. Which, by the way, wasn't the last time we heard Kelly Kelly speak, she didn't even know what a "contract" was? And now we're supposed to believe she's intelligent enough to do something like that? Either that's character development, or it's just really dumb.

I really can't see anyone that fits this role.

Cena? Kane got beat by him two weeks ago. Now we're supposed to believe Kane can be strong opposition for him.

Batista? He seems to be engaged with Legacy.

CM Punk? I guess it could work, only because of Punk's past with WWE divas. BUT, I would absolutely hate if that were the case. Number 1, that would mean he would cost Punk the IC title against Regal. Number 2, that probably means these two would be opponents at Wrestlemania......

Kofi? That could work, but again, didn't Kane already beat him to an inch of his life like three weeks ago? No, I will not believe WWE is really that stupid to believe this will work.

HBK? Right................

Miz/Morrison? They should really be focusing on the tag team titles. And if this is their way to build up a split/face turn, I would hate that. The only way the Miz and Morrison should split is by either one of them (preferably Morrison) turning face.

Mysterio? He's busy with Knox.

Noble? We already have a big guy/ little guy feud. No.

If I had to pick someone for this feud, I guess I'll go with Punk. If I had a say of who it Should be......

Kung Fu Naki. Yeah, definitely Kung Fu Naki

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I really dig it. They need to use Kane in a horror antagonist type roll, and strengthen it, maybe even make him stalk the halls hurting people, Jason style, and continuing the hunt for the BF of the eye of his affection. I just like it becuase its SOMETHING, a storyline, to give a good character something to do. As to who is the BF?? No idea, and couldnt really care. I thought they would do something terrible, and make it be King Lawler, and totally waste this whole thing. Doesnt look like it, so far. Just glad to see WWE do something a little out of the "you have the belt, and I want it" box. Hopefully it isnt squandered like the other angles we have seen as of late

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I like where this is going. It gaves Kane something to do and it would benefit the BF as he would have the chance to beat Kane in a match when they eventually have one. I hope they don't drop the ball on this one like they have with seemingly every Kane angle since 2003. Since it wasn't the Miz, I can see it being Kofi or Punk since Punk and Kelly have a little bit of history. God forbid is not Mike Knox again

 

[klunderbunker]

At least it's new for Kane. He usually plays these crazy man angles well, but for once, could he win the feud? That's where I have a distinct feeling this is going towards: Kane jobbing, again. He gets a decent little reaction almost every time, but at the end of it he'll job. As for who is it, I think i like the Cena idea. It would be a nice segue into Cena vs. Kane and the match should be ok as I don't ever remember them having a proper feud outside of a match here or there. Kane won't beat him for the title, but at least he looks intimidating and another win over a former champion is never a bad thing. I hope it isn't Cena though so at least Kane would have a prayer at getting a decent feud win. Alas, it won't happen.

 

[carpie_dium619]

I am very intrigued with this new angle. I think the boyfriend may be........John morrison! I think kane attacked the miz to take away morrisons only help. Morrison needs a push and a nice fued with kane could do that if done correctly. Another good option would be cena or Punk. I just hope wwe dosent screw this up and it turn out to be someone like mike knox or hornswoggle

 

[Bap]

What if it turned out to be Regal. Kane stared him down when he first came out maybe the Miz attack was just to scare him as to what he can and will do to him... COuld be intresting to add Kane into the Punk Regal storyline for the belt. Just a suggestion.

 

[Rusty]

Quite frankly, any modern day angle involving Kane just doesn't really intruige me a great deal. I'm just not a fan of the guy. His mic skills aren't anything special and I just find him to be really boring in the ring. This angle is good thus far, but it's only a matter of time before we all get bored of it, just like we did with the Kane/Rey Mysterio angle. This whole Kane stalking angle has been done before with Lita & Kane and I'm not too thrilled about seeing it again.

To me, Kane's character has been stale a long time now and it just doesn't appeal to me, heel or face. As for who Kelly Kelly's real love interest is, I actually have no idea. John Cena and Kofi Kingston come to mind, but even they seem doubtful. I hope it's Santino Marella actually that we he can ditch Beth Phoenix and then go for Kelly Kelly lol. But that is also very doubtful.

But so far, I am interested as to where this angle will lead to. However, I don't want to see boring Kane stalking Kelly promos week after week as the feud will get repetitive much too easily. I just hope the WWE doesn't turn the direction of this feud into something pathetic.

 

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

I think santino marella is an interesting possbility and it would be cool if they were to do that. I think that the boyfriend isnt a big tough guy like john cena, i think its going to be someone unexpected like santino marella becuz on raw kelly said "dont hurt him". If the boyfriend was cena or like batista she wouldnt say that becuz they could look after themselves and take care of kane. But if its the weak italian santino than she would definately have a reason to say that. Also, the relationship would have to be kept secret so that Beth wouldnt find out. I think that santino being hunted down by kane would hilarious and would be a very entertaining angle.
Obviously beth would eventually find out and kick santinos ass. Maybe we would get beth vs. kelly for the women's title. hows this for a possibility: on RAW its a mixed tag match: santino and kelly vs. beth and kane and after beth and kane get the win they hook up. Kane realises that he would rather have Beth than kelly cuz beth is more "his type" (haha). They would be the most dominant couple in wwe history.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok, first of all, HHH and Steph still would be and likely always will be the most powerful couple. After that, where to begin?

Ok, first of all, Santino will never be in a serious angle because he's a comedy character and a jobber. It would make no sense at all to put him in that situation. Yes, Kelly said don't hurt him. Kane is 7ft tall and over 300lbs. I don't care who you are, even if you're Cena or Batista, in WWE terms, you would be in danger. No matter who the boyfriend is, she would have a reason. Putting Kelly with Santino would turn her semi-heel, and why would you do that and take away one of your most popular divas and put her into a role that's completely different from her personality? The whole thing would be a waste of Kane and of a possibly decent feud and WM match that wouldn't elevate Santino at all in that he wouldn't win, and Kane beats up a guy he's supposed to beat up, then gets nothing out of it, and neither does Kelly. All of that for a bad divas feud? I don't think so.

 

[HypeMan33]

I think Punk is the boyfriend because of the history they kinda had on ECW. If it is, it should put Kane back in the hunt for the IC belt with a triple threat instead of just Punk vs Regal.

 

[Suneeboy]

Who ever the boyfriend is, it will end up being the person who goes over Kane. When was the last time Kane won a feud? Honestly...can someone please answer that question because I honestly don't remember.

I hope that he does finally win a feud, and if we can get the mask back that would be gravy. I like the idea someone mentioned...him being so ugly that Kelly doesn't want to see his face...he is so in love that he will hide his face for her and bring the mask out.

Shit they let JB fucking L win his feud with Cena and move on to fight for the WHC, they can at least let Kane go over someone for once...he has more than paid his dues.

Whoever the boyfriend is just don't let it be a corny twist like with the Rey Mysterio angle. That is one of the worst feuds I have seen in recent memory. I had more interest in Noble/Regal than that horrible piece of shit feud. Kane jobbed at EVERY PPV to Mysterio....just awful.

 

[slimmshady]

To tell you the truth, most of kane's storylines have started quite promisingly, like the previous mysterio feud and the imposter kane. But wwe have a really annoying habit of killing the story or making it really short that results in kane basically making a mockery of his previous self. The more I see this happening, the more I think about how at one point, kane was as intimidating, dominant and headlined a lot of main events like the undertaker. Its kinda weird to think that a mask could have made this big of a difference. Then you here people say that putting the mask back on would be pointless, but really, the mask made glen jacobs the monster he was, so maybe it isn't a bad idea to go back to that. Why try to fix something that wasn't broken in the first place? Sure, the removal of the mask made kane into a sucessful physcopath for a few months but what wwe should have thought about was the long-term plan for kane. Kane has only got a few years left in him so make him go out with a bang and the way I see it, bring the mask back instead of letting him fade away.

 

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

Ok, first of all, HHH and Steph still would be and likely always will be the most powerful couple. After that, where to begin?

Ok, first of all, Santino will never be in a serious angle because he's a comedy character and a jobber. It would make no sense at all to put him in that situation. Yes, Kelly said don't hurt him. Kane is 7ft tall and over 300lbs. I don't care who you are, even if you're Cena or Batista, in WWE terms, you would be in danger. No matter who the boyfriend is, she would have a reason. Putting Kelly with Santino would turn her semi-heel, and why would you do that and take away one of your most popular divas and put her into a role that's completely different from her personality? The whole thing would be a waste of Kane and of a possibly decent feud and WM match that wouldn't elevate Santino at all in that he wouldn't win, and Kane beats up a guy he's supposed to beat up, then gets nothing out of it, and neither does Kelly. All of that for a bad divas feud? I don't think so.

Kane may be 7 feet tall but he is not a monster anymore he got his ass beat by everyone including REY MYSTERIO, he would not be intimidating to a guy like batista or Cena. Not every feud has to be a serious rivalry some feuds are hilarious filler angles. Kane is shit, time shouldnt be wasted trying to push him. Might as well slot him into a funny angle with santino. Also, kelly wouldnt be heel if she was with santino, maria wasn't so why would kelly be. The whole thing would just be funny and entertaining and beth kicking santino in the balls and making out with kane would be the icing on the cake. Kelly, Kane or Santino all do get something out of it...they entertained the fans which is the most important thing.
And when i said kane and beth would be the most powerful couple i meant it literally: kane is huge and beth is jacked, they would kick the shit out of any other couple in history.