Just your average, typical RAW...

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WWE RAW - Episode 923

*The WWE Champion John Cena starts the show. With the belt over his shoulder, he is wearing black jean shorts and a white singlet. He doesn’t look too impressed before being handed a microphone.

Cena: Thanks everyone for coming out tonight and spending your hard earned money to see me, John Cena. The Cenation is in full force tonight! I mean who else would you be a fan of? I mean, who else did you come to see? I love each and everyone one of you out there because it makes me as good as I am. And that is of course better than anyone else in this business. Who else in that locker room can hold a candle to me? I come out here each and every Monday and I destroy whoever it is management put in front of me for the night. Then I go home, put my feet up and count my collection of cars. Because I’m John Cena.

This guy over here, he gets it. Good for you sir. Why wouldn’t you be a fan of mine? Why would you support anyone else? You put anyone in that locker room in the ring with me, you know I’m gonna beat him! Seriously, I am the beginning and the end of this entire business. And you can go and get someone from Japan, or some hot shot from Mexico and the results will be the same. You either are flat on your back looking up at the lights or you tap out before you pass out, it’s as simple as that.

Now, there is a reason I’m out here tonight, and that is of course to announce that there is some sort of fatal four way, number 1 contender’s match tonight in the main event. Apparently Wade Barrett, Sheamus, Rey Mysterio and Randy Orton will wrestle each other for the chance to get beat by me at Night of Champions.

Guys, to be in a ppv main event is good money so good luck to whoever it is who gets the loser purse at Night of Champions, because I don’t really care who wins. I’m gonna drop you just like I have everyone else for the last six years here in the WWE. Because the Champ. Is. Here!

But it isn’t Cena’s music that hits, it’s the Undertaker’s!!!! The Phenom slowly walks out onto the stage area as dark heavy mist flows from the entrance tunnel. Taker looks down his nose at Cena as he also has a microphone. Cena though rolls his eyes and leans against the far turnbuckles crossing his feet.​

Undertaker: Cena, you talk about beating everyone here in the WWE for the last six years. I don’t see my name on that list boy. Your little speech just disrespected me and everyone else in that locker room, and for that I say you have to pay the price. Ton…


Cena: Woah, hold on there Deadman. I’m gonna have to cut you off there. When did I say anything other than the truth. My Cenation know it! I’m not a hater, loyalty, hustle and respect Undertaker. Loyalty, hustle and respect, that’s what John Cena is about.. right people?! See Deadman, I’m not hatin, just educatin brother.

You say I have to pay the price.. more like get paid.. You see, I beat people 1.2.3. and I get paid. Main Events, pay per views, the winners circle is like a halo hanging over my head dude. But hey, I’m not doing anything tonight? You are more than welcome to wrestle me tonight, it’ll just be the same, I’ll beat you, win another main event and buy another car. Hey since it’s you though Taker, I’ll probably get paid enough to buy three cars. So I’m all for it, you want to throw down tonight?

The Undertaker stands at the top of the ramp, he has allowed Cena to talk, he allowed him to interrupt him as he has gotten what he wanted. The Deadman shows no emotion on his face and speaks again.​

Undertaker: Cena, I do. I want to fight you right here tonight!

The crowd go up and the fans are salivating here in the arena that they are going to see this match.​

Undertaker: But if it is such a forgone conclusion and all you do is speak the truth. Then you will have no problem putting the WWE title on the line…

The fans go even more crazy! Tonight Cena vs. undertaker for the title… will Cena put it on the line?? The WWE Champion grins and even giggles a little. His tongue flicks over his gums and with a big smile says..​

Cena: Sure why not! I’m all about the fans. I’ll put up the WWE title right here tonight!!

The fans are going insane as they are about to see Cena vs. Undertaker for the WWE Championship.​

Cena: So tonight I’ll, put up the title and how about you put up your wrinkly old ass! Because you clearly haven’t got the message. You see I’m the Champ. I don’t lose, and tonight Deadman, I’m going to roll over the top of you, smack you around a bit and put you in a retirement home, the whole time dedicating it to the Cenation! Because the Champ is …

Cena drops the mic, thinking the fans will sing along with the Champ, as he holds up the title to the WWE Universe…

- My time is now-You can’t see me- My time is now-​

*A Divas tag match sees Kelly Kelly botch her leg drop thingy on her opponent but still get the win for her team.


*In the top of the hour match it is the Fatal Four Way for the WWE title #1 contendership. Wade Barrett vs. Sheamus vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton. The match sees each man hit their spots with the ever so predictable ending of the super –over fan friendly Randy Orton, RKO a flying Rey Mysterio. Shaemus and Barrett are on the outside down from beating the hell out of each other near the ramp.

Orton hooks the leg 1..2.. he is pulled out of the ring! Orton turns to see which man has stopped him from earning a WWE title shot, only to appear to be a deer in the headlights. The fans go crazy as they just like Randy Orton have realised who is standing at ringside…

The Animal Batista smiles, removes his sunglasses with his left hand and then blasts Orton with his right! He grabs him and with a roar destroys the Viper with a Batista Bomb on the concrete floor!!!

Barrett slithers into the ring and steals the victory by pinning the planted Mysterio. Barrett celebrates inside the ring as Batista like a hungry wolf paces around the ring before grabbing a microphone, putting his sunglasses on and..

Batista: Monkey’s in the truck, play my damn music!

He throws the mic on the ground as he walks backwards up the ramp and it takes a few seconds but the production guys seem to have found his music and play it nice and loud as the Animal raises his hands to the air.​

*The Miz walks out and after babbling for a bit says that he is the Miz and he is awesome. The Miz then returns to the backstage area.



*The Main Event of the night arrives and the fans are on their feet as The WWE Champion john Cena, the Champ, takes on the Deadman the legendary Undertaker. Undertaker takes his long walk through mist, fire and lightning as he removes his coat and hat ready to once again fight for the top prize in the WWE.

His music blares out and with a huge smile on his face the Champ salutes the WWE Universe! Like a kid in a candy store he runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He takes off his singlet and throws it to the floor and taps the WWE title which is wrapped around his waist. He gives the U can’t C me sign to the Undertaker and dives out of the ring, takes off the belt and holds it up for all the fans to see.

Taker is not impressed as the disrespect continues from Cena. The Champ though keeps playing to the ringside fans as the referee pushes the Deadman as the bell hasn’t sounded yet. Cena laughs as he finally gets back into the ring and hands the title over to the man in stripes.

The big time fight atmosphere hits the arena as the official introductions are made. The fans go crazy for the Deadman are as always split for Cena and as always doesn’t phase him..

The bell rings and Cena circles Taker, lokking to tie up, looking for an opening. Undertaker looks to knock Cena’s head off. He swings, but the Champ ducks and comes out the other side still smiling. Cena refocusses and continues to circle. Taker cuts the ring off and moves Cena into the corner. Cena hooks his foot on the bottom rope and calls for the ref to get Taker back… but the Undertaker moves in and blasts Cena with his big soup bones! Cena covers up as body shot after body shot hit Cena. The ref tries to separate the two and Taker moves away and scares the ref into diving out of the ring for his own safety. Cena sees this, knows this and delivers a punt to Taker’s groin!

Taker drops to his knees Cena hits the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle right into the Deadman’s face! U can’t C me.. 5 Knuckle Shuffle!!! The ref is back in the ring as Taker is hurt and Cena arrogantly looks at the fans as if to say ‘is that it? Is this the Undertaker everyone’s scared about?!”. Cena smiles shakes his head and circles again. Taker tries to get to his feet and Cena winds his arm up and explodes off his heels with a huge clothesline that sends the Phenom almost inside out! Taker hits hard on the back of his neck. STFU!

It’s locked in right in the centre of the ring and Taker can’t seem to escape. His long legs search for a rope as Cena laughs as he pulls back trying to rip Taker’s head from his body. Taker struggles and after what seems like an age, finally grabs the bottom rope. Cena releases the hold and lies on Taker’s back. He looks out at the fans and is heard saying “looks like he wants more.. OK..”

Cena drags Taker to his feet and Irish whips him into the corner. Cena runs in and Taker gets the boot up. Cena grabs his jaw as Taker comes out of the corner only to be power slammed! Cena looks a little mad as he cracks his neck and rubs his jaw. He pulls Taker to his feet by the hair. As the ref lectures Cena about hair pulling Cena does a standing dropkick! Taker is face down on the mat and he is desperately trying to get back into this match. As Cena plays to the fans, Taker rolls out of the ring to gather himself and shake off the damage.

Cena slowly follows him, “where do you think you’re going old man? I haven’t finished with you yet!”, he drops down to the floor only for Taker to unload on him with right sand lefts. He whips Cena knees first into the steel steps! Cena drops to the floor and Taker follows it up with a running big boot! Cena hits hard on the floor as Taker continues to gather himself.

Cena gets rolled in, but Taker makes sure his head is on the apron as he hits his infamous leg drop! But Cena moves out of the way and Taker’s hip crashes down and he spills out to the floor again. Cena shakes his finger and stomps the back of Taker’s head in front of the ringside fans. Cena then picks Taker up slings him over his shoulder and then sprints crashing the Undertaker’s body through the ringside safety barricade!

Taker is a mess as Cena dusts off his hands and pulls him to the ring by the arm. He rolls him back into the ring, and checks on the WWE title. He holds it up again and throws it back at the timekeeper. He gets back in the ring, but the Undertaker unleashes the devil inside of him and hits Cena with a flurry of lefts and rights. Big time shots. Cena is forced into the corner and Taker squashes him in the corner with a running lariat. Cena steps out of the corner and the Undertaker wants to end this and swings him upon his shoulders for a Tombstone.

Cena though fights it off, and with a show of strength reverses the move into an AA!!! Boom! Cena though doesn’t go for the cover. He knows the Undertaker has never tapped out in his career, and the Champ quickly latches on the STFU again. His huge arms reach right back as Taker yells in pain. Taker again looks for the ropes. He refuses to tap and reaches out looking, hoping for an escape from the powerful vice grip of John Cena.
The ref asks Taker, but is swatted away, he asks again but this time there seems to be no energy left, the Deadman fades and his arm drops to the mat. The ref checks it.. it drops once… twice… three tim..NO! Taker roars back to life and with the fans behind him is able to break free of the hold around his leg and slowly get to his feet. Cena still has the chin lock applied as the Deadman elbows the gut of the Champ and finally frees himself sending Cena inot the ropes and looking for a big boot but Cena comes off the ropes with his patented shoulder tackle! Taker drops to the mat and looks to have nothing left.

Cena looks down at the Phenom and as Taker gets to his feet Cena boots him in the back of the head knocking him down. Taker tries again more pride than anyting and Cena boots him down a second time, and then a third. He peppers him with the heel of his foort and his knee forcing Taker at his feet. The ref pushes Cena back and starts a ten count.

Cena leans in the corner and fake yawns as Taker struggles to make it to his feet..5..6..7.. Taker pulls himself up by the ropes 8..9.. he is up!!!

Shoulder tackle, shoulder tackle, half way blue thunder driver. He pauses …. 5 knuckle shuffle!

Taker is hurt and rolls around on the mat holding his temple where the Knuckle Shuffle connected. Cena looks to pick Taker up for the Attitude Adjustment, but Taker is dead weight. He tries again, but the Undertaker just wont move. Cena smiles and sits Taker up on the mat. The WWE Champion taps the point of his elbow and shows it to everyone in the arena. Taker is as Jim Ross states on dream street sitting on the mat, when Cena hits the ropes behind Taker and comes off them and drives an elbow to the base of the Deadman’s skull!

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Winner and still WWE Champion John Cena

Cena has destroyed the Deadman. He accepts his title back and has his hand raised in victory. He looks down at the limp body of the Undertaker and he brushes his shoulder, smiles and lifts the title high in the air. The dominant Cena is a beast, he hops down to the floor and walks up the ramp, turns and sarcastically salutes the WWE Universe as Raw goes off the air…


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[Bender]

Hey Grandsword, I know I'm not a proper reviewer but I thought I could make a few comments:

The episode was short and sweet, I felt a different side to Cena on this. He acted a bit more cocky then he usually does, maybe your trying to give him a little gimmick tweak like borrowing some 2002/2003 stuff?

I liked how The Undertaker's theme music hits and surprises Cena, I personally didn't expect it. I thought it was going to go on average like a regular RAW episode and have the little boys cheering for Cena has he walks out like usual. Undertaker kept the same, I pictured him saying those things a sort of croaky, deep voice as usual. (Like stated in the title.)

Skipping over to the main event, that was unrealistic in a way. I mean, come on bud. Would Cena really destroy the Deadman like that? Not only destroy, but demolished! I know he would probably win because that's how it goes, But Undertaker really, really should of gotten way more moves and hits in. That's an insult to the Undertaker!

Overall, besides the fact that the main event was sort of unrealistic. It was a a short but sweet show, I liked it. Good job.

 

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Hey Grandsword, I know I'm not a proper reviewer but I thought I could make a few comments:

The episode was short and sweet, I felt a different side to Cena on this. He acted a bit more cocky then he usually does, maybe your trying to give him a little gimmick tweak like borrowing some 2002/2003 stuff?

I liked how The Undertaker's theme music hits and surprises Cena, I personally didn't expect it. I thought it was going to go on average like a regular RAW episode and have the little boys cheering for Cena has he walks out like usual. Undertaker kept the same, I pictured him saying those things a sort of croaky, deep voice as usual. (Like stated in the title.)

Skipping over to the main event, that was unrealistic in a way. I mean, come on bud. Would Cena really destroy the Deadman like that? Not only destroy, but demolished! I know he would probably win because that's how it goes, But Undertaker really, really should of gotten way more moves and hits in. That's an insult to the Undertaker!

Overall, besides the fact that the main event was sort of unrealistic. It was a a short but sweet show, I liked it. Good job.

HAHA I guess what I was doing went a little over your head. I was hoping my sarcastic title to the thread would have ben a give away for what I was doing.

To answer your question, would Cena really destroy the Deadman like that? Hmm.. well, the fact that WWE creative are keeping the two seperate and have done so for the last 5 years or whatever sort of answers your question. Undertaker is a broken down old man now, while Cena cannot be beaten and is the top guy. WWE wouldn't want to put this together because the myth of the Undertaker would be destroyed by the all powerful Super-Cena. So they wont book them together.

I also love the fact that you thought I "tweaked" Cena's character slightly... I wrote him as a full blown heel.... interesting... I love that. Big reps for you Bender..

Oh and here's the next average, boring everyday episode of RAW I whipped up .. enjoy!

 

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Episode 924

*CM Punk walks out and complains about the state of the WWE and how because he is not six foot five and 300 pounds of muscle he isn’t on the 7 - Eleven slurpee cup. He is the best in the world god damn it and although he is straight edge but looks like a meth addict paedophile, he should be the main focus of the show. Rey Mysterio interrupts Punk and tells him that Punk is a complainer and that he has been World Champion three times even though he is a midget. It never stopped him from getting to the top.

Punk laughs at Rey and says that he’s in the same boat as he is, and that John Cena cashed in his rematch 45 mins after Rey won the title in a gruelling match that same night. Rey is as much a victim as CM Punk is. Rey pauses and tells Punk that he wrestles to entertain the WWE Universe, but Punk is greedy and selfish and just wants to more than what he deserves. Punk says Rey is getting him mixed up with John Cena and Triple H.

The two men in the ring are interrupted by Batista who returned last week in the four corners match for the title match against Cena at Night of Champions. He tells them they both make him sick. Look at them and look at him, he is more than superstar, he is a WWE megastar. He tells Punk to go to the back and gas his car up, while he tells Mysterio to get him some lunch.

He then demands a title match from John Cena. Punk and Rey look at each other and attack Batista! They double team him, but the juggernaut double clotheslines both men. He gorilla presses Rey out of the ring to the floor, and then Batista Bombs Punk in the centre of the ring! Batista roars and tells Cena he’s come back for one reason to destroy him and become WWE Champion.

*Jack Swagger loses his match after dominating its entirety. For some reason gets pinned out of nowhere. The guy he loses to is not really important.


*Josh Matthews is standing by outside John Cena’s dressing room waiting for him to come out and grab a comment on what he did to Undertaker last week and if he accepts Batista’s challenge. He knocks on the door and Kelly Kelly answers the door in a towel. She asks him what he wants and says he wants to interview John Cena. Kelly Kelly yells out asking Cena if he wants to do an interview, Cena yells out “later”. Kelly Kelly tells Josh later and slams the door.

*The Miz walks out and tells the fans he’s awesome because he’s the Miz.

*Josh knocks on John Cena’s door to get an interview. Cena opens the door this time he’s in a towel. Josh tries to get a word with him, when Kelly Kelly, the Bella Twins and Maryse all walk past him giving him a kiss on the cheek each as they leave. Josh doesn’t know what to say and Cena rolls his eyes and asks Josh what he wants! Josh can’t get any words out so Cena says “that’s right the champ is here..”

*Rey Mysterio defeats CM Punk with his small man drop splash thingy move after a gruelling contest where both men kicked out of brutal kicks and high impact moves all match only for the mighty IWC master to be put down by the “deadliest” of the masked man’s weapons.

*Wade Barrett the new number one contender for the WWE title, due to winning the Fatal Four way match last week was not on the show. However Randy Orton was, as he squashed the US Champion Dolph Ziggler with the Ace Crushe... sorry, Diamond Cutte.. er.. oh yeah… RKO. It wasn't for the title though because the US strap is beneath the third generation Viper...

*Kane walks out and demands John Cena fight him for what he did to the Undertaker last week. Cena’s music hits and the WWE Champion waks down the ramp and gets in the ring.

Cena: Hold on, hold up there, are you serious? One day you try to kill your brother, then you partner with him, then you try to kill him again, then you protect him, then you say for 15 years you’ve been planning your revenge and take him out and now you want to fight me because I beat him last week in a WWE title match that he asked for!!?? Have I got all that right? Listen big man, I’ve got everyone around here whining and complaining oh why oh why is Cena the top guy. Why is he the Champion again? I’m so sick of Cena.

The thing is no one can beat me. Wade Barrett going to have another red hot go at it at the ppv, Batista’s come back and thinks things will be different from last time I handed his ass to him and now you, the king of the mid card, big red monster Kane want to fight me for kicking the guy you’re in a love hate relationship with.

Can I ask you something Kane. Is the Undertake your brother or your lover? I mean you’re on you’re off, you’re on again. Sounds a bit messed up to me. But hey if you want to fight me, then I got no problem beating you. Because let’s face it. You’re a big guy, you’re a WWE superstar , avteran around these parts, but you’ll never, ever be the Undertaker. And if he can’t beat me. Do you really think you can? You want to fight me for the honour of your brother? Or you want this title? What do you want Kane? Because the only thing you’ll get is an ass kicking.

Kane cheap shots Cena knocking him on has back! Kane picks him up goozles him for the chokeslam! Cena escapes it hits the ropes and delivers a shoulder block. Kane gets to his feet but is hit by another one. Half blue thunder driver side slam.. Five Knuckle Shufflle! Attitude Adjustment! Cena throws his hands up in victory as Cena bulldozed the big red machine with ease. He dusts off his shoulders as Kane stirs. He slowly sits up and Cena just like last week pats the point of his elbow.

The dazed Kane has no idea what’s happening and Cena bounces off the ropes and drives his elbow into the base of Kane’s skull! Kane is out as Cena’s music plays as EMTs run out to check on Kane as Cena stands on the turnbuckles throwing up his Word life hand signs.​

But Batista’s music hist and he walks out, sarcastically applauding the Champ. He steps into the ring with Cena as the four EMTs guys work on Kane at the feet of Cena. Batista says he’s come back for Cena and the WWE title. The two men are separated only by the limp body of Kane and the EMT guys. Cena grins and scoffs at Batista and then spits in his face!

Cena rolls out of the ring as a livid Batista charges at him getting only the ropes. Cena shakes his head as his music plays and he backs up the ring while Batista stamps his feet and yells at Cena to “C’Mon!!” over and over but doesn’t actually go out after him. Batista throughs the EMT guys over the top rope and wipes the spit off his face as Cena salutes him and the WWE Universe as we end just another average typical every week episode of WWE Raw with John Cena music..

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[Bender]

HAHA I guess what I was doing went a little over your head. I was hoping my sarcastic title to the thread would have ben a give away for what I was doing.

To answer your question, would Cena really destroy the Deadman like that? Hmm.. well, the fact that WWE creative are keeping the two seperate and have done so for the last 5 years or whatever sort of answers your question. Undertaker is a broken down old man now, while Cena cannot be beaten and is the top guy. WWE wouldn't want to put this together because the myth of the Undertaker would be destroyed by the all powerful Super-Cena. So they wont book them together.

I also love the fact that you thought I "tweaked" Cena's character slightly... I wrote him as a full blown heel.... interesting... I love that. Big reps for you Bender..


Oh and here's the next average, boring everyday episode of RAW I whipped up .. enjoy!

Oh wow, I didn't see him as a heel. And I never noticed your sarcasm.... I'm so blunt to humanities generation of word use....

 

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Monday Night Raw ep. 925

*Michael Cole welcomes everyone to another exciting episode of Monday night Raw. And it looks like it’s time to play the Game. Out walks the new COO Triple H in a suit. He proceeds to talk 23 and a half minutes about the WWE about Batista’s return, himself taking on so much responsibility, Wade Barrett being the number 1 contender, himself again, Punk being the voice of the voiceless, what he intends to do about it (mainly talk) etc. etc.

*Out walks CM Punk to finally interrupt him but HHH tells Punk he’s a nobody and Pedigrees him in the middle of the ring for good measure. His theme music plays as we go to commercial.

*It’s Kelly Kelly and Eve vs. Beth and Natalya 8. At least I think that’s how many times these four have gone at it. K2 with her leg drop move on the powerful Beth for the 8th win in a row (I think it was 8 in a row, it could be 9)

*Backstage all the WWE Superstars are worried about unsafe work conditions and are holding a meeting with Johnny Ace. JR says he fears for his life now more than ever. Even more than when Vince was in charge because back then, he only had his arm broken by HHH, was beaten half to death by his best friend Steve Austin, was set on fire by Kane and was forced face first up Vince McMahon’s ass by the Undertaker. It’s much worse now, because the Miz and R-Truth are running around like crazy people.

John Cena enters the meeting and realises he is not meant to be in the meeting does his U Can’t See Me to the whole locker room and leaves. Orton and Sheamus follow him.

*Back at ringside Batista walks out and tells everyone he is back and he is back for the WWE title. Wade Barrett the current #1 Contender who is promised the title shot at the next ppv tells Batista that he is first. But then the Anonymous GM blinks the lights and Michael Cole wants everyone’s attention.

And I quote… Barrett since you are not as big a star as we thought you were and even though you earned your shot at Cena for the next ppv, we are going to give you you’re shot tonight on Raw. Your sincerely Anon GM. P.S. Batista you will get the ppv title match.

*Vickie Guerrero says excuse me for a while and the whole arena almost riots. Her charges Ziggler and Swagger are defeated by Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne for the third time.

*HHH walks out again and orders all the superstars who doesn’t want him in the job to come out and speak their mind like CM Punk did. Christian comes out, but he is Pedigreed. Rhodes does but he gets the same. So does all of the old Nexus guys, the Superstars, the NXT guys, Rey Mysterio, Del Rio and Mark Henry. HHH wipes his hands off and walks to the back looking in a good mood.

*Main Event time as HHH has taken up just about the whole show. And it’s for the WWE Championship, John Cena vs. Wade Barrett. Barrett the mastermind behind the Nexus attacks last year that almost brought the entire WWE to it’s knees. Luckily for the WWE Universe John Cena was there to take them all down by himself. And tonight he gets another chance to teach Wade Barrett a lesson. The Champ is heer as the music plays and the kids jump up and down. He salutes the fans with a big smile and then clotheslines Barrett before the bell is rung! Barrett tries to sit up but when he does, the base of his skull is met with Cena’s new baseball slide elbow strike.

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Winner in 8 seconds John Cena… Batista though walks down the ramp and he applauds Cena. He steps into the ring and looks the Champ dead in the eye as the atmosphere is electric. Batista wants to go one better and he picks up Barrett and Power Bombs him into the mat! Cena nods his head, and locks in the STF. Barrett is out from the elbow strike and the power bomb so he is limp. Batista nods his head and locks in the Batista Bite. AA from Cena to Barrett. Spine Buster to Barrett from Batista. Batista puts his thumbs down, Cena does the U Can’t C Me… and that’s all we have time for tonight folks, thanks for joining us on this typical, avergae episode of MOnday night Raw!