Just got jumped with a knife

[latino World order]

I'm just walking down the street and all of a sudden this guy jumps out at me with a knife and says

And so I did, and he told me that he liked the texture and how there were a lot of pockets, and a couple of see-through ones for IDs and such, and I told him where I bought it. He let me see his knife too, which was very quality, and I liked the feel of the handle.

And furthermore I told him that it was not nice to call me a bitch and he said he was sorry, and he wouldn't do it again.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Did you go on to tell him why he sometimes shivers when he pees?

 

[IHW]

The wallet looks like a sandwich.

 

[ABMorales787]

Dude, don't hold a knife by the blade. It has... Germs and stuff.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

It would be a lot more funnier if the guy appeared with the wallet and forced you to give him your knife... Just saying!