Steamboat Ricky
WZCW's Living Legend
So how does he manage to get so tan?
John Cena is really white...
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HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
LMAO All the big stars on Raw such as Cena, Orton, HHH and HBK are all tan-aholics.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
So Is the almighty Jericho.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
Yeah, but the Almighty jericho blows almighty goats. lol
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
No he doesnt. He put Michaels through tv.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
After blowing goats. I mean he's about one of the only guys who is equally ineffective as a heel as he is as a face. He gets the same "I could care less if you are out here" reaction from fans every time.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Which is unfair. because he is in every way a great performer.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
Yeah, but lacks "it". He is better suited for Smackdown.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
I've always been curious. Does anyone else feel that (besides the lack of talent, mic skills, overall look, and ability to do anything decent) that Kane's hurting himself and his character because hes so tan? Shouldn't he be pale?
Especially the same goes for the Undertaker. I mean holy crap, the guy is 2 shades away from being Hulk Hogan.. I'm pretty sure dead people don't spray on double digit times a day.
Especially the same goes for the Undertaker. I mean holy crap, the guy is 2 shades away from being Hulk Hogan.. I'm pretty sure dead people don't spray on double digit times a day.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
You have a good point. And btw, isn't it about time that Kane went completely bald rather than wearing that little half cap shit he's been wearing for years now?
Steamboat Ricky
WZCW's Living Legend
Right. But I was referring to the fact that he's fair-skinned, and any tanning bed exposure would really just burn him. So, I'm just puzzled. I thought spray-on was outlawed because of HD?
Eternal Dragon
Monster
John always seems paler than Triple H or Randy to me. Or at least he was really pale at WM. But that was a while ago.
Flames Out
Dragon
Flames Out
Dragon
Steamboat Ricky
WZCW's Living Legend
Yeah, he was really pale at WM. But now, he's not. So, I was wondering how the frick he manages to do so.
Moon Knight
Original Prince of Darkness
Steamboat Ricky
WZCW's Living Legend
If you would have read earlier, I stated that when you are fair skinned, the sun burns you. Cena is fair skinned, yet Cena is tan. And if they outlawed spray-on, I'm wondering how he managed to achieve his tan.
Eternal Dragon
Monster
I don't think they've outlawed spray-on.
Flames Out
Dragon
Flames Out
Dragon
I think they did when they went to HD as it would show on guys like HBK and Kennedy who were big spray-on guys
Eternal Dragon
Monster
Ohh you mean in the WWE! Right, sorry, I was thinking outlawed spray-tan as in for everyone.
Flames Out
Dragon
Dark Blaze
Say what I want, when I want.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
I can swear that with my new 50 inch HD tv, I can see the pimples on John Cena's neck. True Story.
And I can swear with my new 61" 1080p tv, I have never seen such a thing.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
I figured you be starring at the Divas more than the men like Mickies wonderful ass
Nah, I spend most of my time staring as Helga on American Gladiator's ass more than anything. But they don't do close ups of the ladies like the do of Cena's neck. That's pretty fucked up. lol