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Fire Marshall Bill
Let me show ya somethin!!!
He's going to fit right in.
George Steele's Barber
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I picture Bischoff to be a very gentle lover. The downside being that you have to spend Thanksgiving with Garrett at the table.
Cena Is A Punk Rocker
Accidental spam artist
To continue this lying trend, I am the man with the ten inch cock.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
This is amusing
Fillet Club
Occasional Pre-Show
Odds on the time-frame before an expletive ridden meltdown? Or perhaps his delusion only worsens?
Is the lie about the size or are you a ladyboy? Your statement could go either direction.
Being stupid isn't (always) enough to get one thrown in here. What Knob Slobberer did in the Goldberg thread crossed the line from stupid or trollish into downright ridiculous.
enviousdominous
Behold my diction
O.O
While lying is a pretty common trait, what he said was pretty mind blowing.
He said that he met Vince Russo and Goldberg in 1996, and Vince just up and started bragging that he was planning to put Goldberg on an epic win streak. I just wasted my time to verify that Vince was working for the WWF at that time.
I mean, if any of that was true then it would most certainly warrant a HELL of a lot more explanation than just his word. It would be a damn interesting story too, almost as interesting as the many shoot interviews on YouTube where Eric Bischoff talks about hiring Goldberg and doesn't once mention Vince Russo.
While lying is a pretty common trait, what he said was pretty mind blowing.
He said that he met Vince Russo and Goldberg in 1996, and Vince just up and started bragging that he was planning to put Goldberg on an epic win streak. I just wasted my time to verify that Vince was working for the WWF at that time.
I mean, if any of that was true then it would most certainly warrant a HELL of a lot more explanation than just his word. It would be a damn interesting story too, almost as interesting as the many shoot interviews on YouTube where Eric Bischoff talks about hiring Goldberg and doesn't once mention Vince Russo.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
For those of you interested in how Goldberg actually got into wrestling, Sting and Lex Luger saw him at a gym one day and thought he had a great look for wrestling. This would make sense as Goldberg lived in Atlanta and was rehabbing a knee injury from his NFL days. Sting and Luger co-owned a gym in Atlanta and there's a chance that's the one where they saw Goldberg.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Russo had barely gotten his foot in the door as a member of the creative time in 96. In WWE. There's virtually no way he even knew Goldberg was a person.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Also ignoring the idea of him just happening to be in Atlanta or Goldberg just happening to be in Connecticut for whatever reason so Russo could run into him.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
About damn time.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
I can't wait for him to log on later to find this out.
Cena Is A Punk Rocker
Accidental spam artist
Well Nightmare the lie is about the size. It's actually twelve. Or six. I get my math wrong frequently.
therockiswwf
The voice of Michael Cole's headset
He claimed that he went to Brown and got a 3.8 GPA once. Brown doesn't use the GPA system.
HE also claimed to be an accounting genius and a marketing guy too. This might have been in the same thread. The one with his sewperawesome PLAN for TNA, Dixie and Billy Corgan's eyes only.
enviousdominous
Behold my diction
Did he say specifically that Brown kept a record of his score? Just saying; people can calculate their own GPA.
Russo told me he invented the internet so he had somewhere to work once everyone got tired of him. Something about Plutonium also, but I stopped paying attention when some crazy old doctor he was with started calling me Marty & yelling about lightning.
therockiswwf
The voice of Michael Cole's headset
Brown doesn't record a GPA at all. He also claimed he could do accounting in 5 seconds without a calculator (which no, you can't). There were other lies in his post which makes the Brown one a definite lie. I get what you mean but this guy is a prolific liar.
With the way Brown grades, it wouldn't be an exact match to a normal GPA (no D/F, no +/-, some grades come as Satisfactory/unsatisfactory). Calculating it would be a giant pain in the ass.
