Jingoistic American Fucks Unite

[shattered dreams]

It is time we took back prowrestling. Everyone knows that we are the only audience that matters at the end of the day so quit letting these slightly to significantly less obese nations try and take that from us. There is only room for one set of legends and founding fathers. Don't let these hostile nationalists shove their grainy black and white video down your throat. Don't fall for their tales of how amazing some fat fuck was because that is what they learned growing up sipping tea and crumpets. If your eyes tell you it is nothing more than a carny, then that is all that matters. Don't let them tell you some guys karate chop makes him the best in the world. Stand up for modern North America and put our beloved midcarders over their supposed heroes. It is time we exerted our cultural superiority.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Lowdown]

 

[Lee]

 

[Барбоса]

It is time we took back prowrestling. Everyone knows that we are the only audience that matters at the end of the day so quit letting these slightly to significantly less obese nations try and take that from us. There is only room for one set of legends and founding fathers. Don't let these hostile nationalists shove their grainy black and white video down your throat. Don't fall for their tales of how amazing some fat fuck was because that is what they learned growing up sipping tea and crumpets. If your eyes tell you it is nothing more than a carny, then that is all that matters. Don't let them tell you some guys karate chop makes him the best in the world. Stand up for modern North America and put our beloved midcarders over their supposed heroes. It is time we exerted our cultural superiority.

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"I have run out of ideas of how to argue in favour of AJ Styles and I fear that my TNA golden boy might lose"

 

[klunderbunker]

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AMERICA!

 

[Davi323]

AMERICA!

FUCK YEAH!

 

[Coco]

I've already volunteered Canada to bend over and take one in the backside from Rob Van Dam. I've done my part.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Gelgarin will tell you that a European immigrant was one of, if not the, key figure(s) in popularising wrestling, which started in Greece (in Europe), on your fair shores.

You're welcome.

 

[shattered dreams]

Gelgarin will tell you that a European immigrant was one of, if not the, key figure(s) in popularising wrestling, which started in Greece (in Europe), on your fair shores.

You're welcome.

Where did they immigrate to? The only place that matters. America. If you want to be a legend then move here. If you didn't then you aren't a legend. I don't care how many Shepherds pies you won at the local pub.

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[George Steele's Barber]

And JINGO was my name-O.

I'm taking this tournament very seriously and I just find it hard to vote for anyone pre-steroids.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Where did they immigrate to? The only place that matters. America. If you want to be a legend then move here. If you didn't then you aren't a legend. I don't care how many Shepherds pies you won at the local pub.

[YOUTUBE]p3qyCTmKJiE[/YOUTUBE]

Deep-fried mars bars, haggis or fish and chips would have been more fitting. Or failing that, heroin.

 

[shattered dreams]

Deep-fried mars bars

You people are sick.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

You condone deep-fried mars bars but not heroin? Interesting.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I think you mean condemn.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I think you mean condemn.

Aye.

 

[shattered dreams]

Walk Tall and Carry a Big Stick

Spoiler

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

How Scotland deals with would be terrorists;

Spoiler

(Translation - It's your luck and luckily my luck was in yesterday and it could have gone totally another way and I wouldn't be here standing talking to you. Y'know? It's just one of those things.
*English guy talks*
They can try and come to Britain and they'll try and disrupt us any way they want, but the British people have been under a lot more things than this and we always stand proud... and if you come to Glasgow, Glasgow doesn't accept this, d'y'know what I mean? This is Glasgow y'know, so, endoftheday we'll set about you, y'know, that's it.)

 

[shattered dreams]

How Scotland deals with would be terrorists;

How do you deal with boring everyone?

 

[JGlass]

I love Dowds, even if he is Scottish.

I don't have anything against Scots or Scotland, just that one...

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I love how Gelgarin is our library incharge. And waves his stick at whoever disses his books and how its 'so old rite! LOL'.

But really I like his old school posts. He needs to work on his storytelling though. Add some images or some shit. He could take lessons from that creepy ginger Mike Killam.


No not about posting, about how to get more creepy.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

How do you deal with boring everyone?

By crying into my bagpipes while listening to some Travis. Maybe find a sheep or 3 if I get lonely too.

I don't have anything against Scots or Scotland, just that one...

Which one?

 

[shattered dreams]

I suppose you think I should vote Willy over Skinner in a best Simpsons character tournament?

 

[Davi323]

I suppose you think I should vote Willy over Skinner in a best Simpsons character tournament?

Wouldn't matter...obviously, the winner of such a tournament would easily be Ralph Wiggum, so who you voted for would be entirely moot.

 

[Lee]

American Mars Bars are Milky Ways so yeah a deep fried milky way would be sick.