I forced myself to watch, wanting to turn it off during the Kennedy Airport part. "THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING. WHAT IS IT THAT THEY DON'T WANT ME TO SEE?"... it's a high profile airport in the #1 terrorist target in America. Of course doors are going to be locked.
He went to Ground Zero, eight years later, looking for clues... he actually goes, "Well, they got rid of the evidence pretty quickly, didn't they? Giuliani was proud of how much they cleared out, SOMETHING WAS GOING ON THERE!"... Yeah, they were trying to get New York City back in working order.
Jesse was mad when they wouldn't let him down there to "investigate"... that's because all the people who work there want to do is just do their job, clean up what has to be cleaned and go home. They don't want to be bothered by some ex-professional wrestler yelling at them saying that he wants to look around down there.
The Hanger 17 at Kennedy Airport segment was awful. He looks in a window and sees metal in there. "Look at the metal in there... I'd love to test that for Thermite!"... and then he starts yelling about the door being locked. Just about every door at an airport, with the exception of the bathroom, is going to be locked.
Jesse was a day late and a dollar short trying to find evidence. He's unreal trying to find evidence eight years later. The tests they did were ridiculous too. Jesse was basically saying they were knocking sheetrock down and put in beams covered with thermite paint.
At the end, Jesse was saying they should have investigated as soon as the attacks occurred and that their main focus was to get as much evidence out of there as possible. He said it would have taken 2-3 hours to "investigate for demolition". At that point, they were looking for any survivors that were out there. Getting rid of evidence, again, was them just wanting to clean up the mess.
I mean, come on guys, of course you wait 10 years to clean up a crime scene, or wait for an ex-wrestler to investigate. Here's my question... if whatever it was that they "didn't want him to see" was so earthshattering... why was it visible in a window? He said they were denied access after multiple phone calls... I bet that he didn't even call once.
You want to know what would get me watching this show? Jesse and a bunch of 80s professional wrestlers investigating conspiracies.
"GEORGE THE ANIMAL STEELE! I NEED YOU TO RIP THAT DOORKNOB OFF YOUR TEETH LIKE YOU DID A TURNBUCKLE! I'LL GET MR. FUJI TO THROW SALT IN THE EYES OF THE GUARDS. BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE CAN CUT THROUGH THE LOCKS WITH HIS SHEARS."
"WHERE'S HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN? WE NEED YOU TO STEAL THAT BEAM SO I CAN TEST IT FOR THERMITE PAINT. WE CAN REPLACE THE BEAM WITH THAT 2 BY 4. WE CAN GET JAKE THE SNAKE TO BUST THROUGH! HE'S HIGH ON COKE!"
"IF ANDRE THE GIANT WAS HERE, GOD REST HIS SOUL, WE COULD JUST LOOK OVER THE WALL. PERHAPS ANDRE WAS KILLED BY THE GOVERNMENT SO I COULDN'T USE HIM TO INVESTIGATE. THINK ABOUT IT."
"THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN HAS SOME INVOLVEMENT IN THIS! FOLLOW THE MONEY TRAIL!"
Oh god, next week Jesse tackles global warming.
"I WANT TO INVESTIGATE EARTHQUAKE AND TYPHOON."