Welcome to JCW.ca! This is where all industry news will go. You can discuss JCW here or in the main thread, I could care less. Anyway, I will be doing the Power X here, as well as putting up profiles for the wrestlers. Power X is like the WWE's Power 25, but the X is a variable. Yay for variables!
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48.7Current Status:Heel
Theme:Random Chinese Music
Billed From:China
Biography:.Despite not being Chinese at all, 48.7 is billed from this place and also has a theme that is Chinese. Seriously, don't ask us what the GM is thinking. Anyway, 48.7 enjoys long walks on the beach and wailing on stupid people. Of course he's stupid himself, it would seem. His past is mysterious, and he refused to be interviewed for this biography. He was picked up by the GM at a press conference for Mrs. Butterworth pancakes.
Brian "The Brain" Becker
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
Billed From
ittsburghBiography:Brian Becker was born in the Pittsburgh sometime in the 70's, where he learned Kung Fu from the town elders. He lived a tough life, battling for survival and being forced to steal food from the elderly and the sick. When he one a free trip to Wresting Camp he realized his dream was too become a JCW Superstar. Unfortunately, the camp was just a ploy, and Becker was kidnapped and forced to grow up making juice boxes in a factory, with threats of death as the norm. Luckily one day he escaped and was discovered by Jericho-aholic, who permitted him a spot on the roster. He pretty much hasn't accomplished anything since, but he is a good wrestler.
CCS
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Billed From:The Depths of Hell
Biography:CCS is one of the meanest people you'll meet. One time in College he stole a guys hat and didn't give it back for ten minutes, and another time he threw his gum wrapper on the ground. His hatred spurred him into Pro-Wrestling. In his free time CCS makes chocolate covered strawberries, while weaving comfortable cozy shirts and cooking cod and salmon. One day, when he was at a carnival for crappy songs, he met Jericho-aholic, who saw potential in the young man. He was immediately signed to the JCW roster, where he has made his impact and is building himself up. He currently teams with Deadman, as the "Warriors of the OccAlt".
C.M.
Current Status:Face
Theme:"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles
Billed From:Antarctica
Biography:When C.M. was but a fetus his parents traveled to Antarctica, where they were attacked and eaten whole by a leopard seal. Three weeks later the seal burped up a young infant, which was quickly thrust into a custody battle between a penguin family and a sperm whale. The case was settled out of court, and C.M. ended up with the penguins. After an exciting life of death defying battles, C.M. hitchhiked to Brazil on the back of a shark, where he snuck into a coffee bean plantation and was accidentally shipped to Washington D.C., where he met Jericho-aholic who was running for president at the time. He was immediately taken in as a superstar. He is currently a powerhouse in the business and is a solidified main eventer.
Deadman
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Billed From:The Depths of Hell
Biography:.Deadman was not one of the popular folks growing up, and he would often get in fights with big kids who made fun of him for being such an idiot. One day he accidentally killed a kid two years older than him by chucking a globe at his head. He ran from the law, despite being in only Grade 6, and ended up on a plane to China. He then became a Buddhist Monk until he was about 21, and decided that wasn't the life for him. He killed his master and stole his identity, traveling across the ocean to California, and from there across the country to Orlando, where he entered auditions for JCW. He is now in a tag team with CCS, "The Warriors of the OccAlt".
Derf
Current Status:Tweener
Theme:Mario Bros. Theme
Billed From:The Mushroom Kingdom
Biography:The story of Derf is certainly a sad one. Born to a poor, young prostitute, Derf was sold shortly after birth to a sweat shop in New York, creating counterfeit drum stools. His legal guardian, a middle aged man who went by the name "Stitches", encouraged alcohol and drug consumption, and by the time Derf was 9 he was addicted to Meth and Heroin. Once he turned 12 he was burned out, and was kicked out of the sweat shop and headed out into the world. He was employed by a company called "Peckers" as a stripper. He was sent to a house on July 14th, 2003 for a Bachelorete Party, attended by Jericho-aholic, who realized right away that the young stripper with a dark past would make the perfect superstar. He was employed on the spot. Since joining JCW he has accomplished little, but he certainly has a bright future.
Ellisman
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"I Feel Pretty" by West Side Story
Billed From:Houston, Texas
Biography:From an early age Ellisman knew he was different. He realized as when he grew up that he might just be a homosexual, something his parents supported fully. He was arranged to marry a man he had never met named Sir John Carlson, an inheritor of a large fortune from England. Ellisman married at the age of just 15 to the man, and after 7 years of marriage Ellisman realized he was not happy, and in 2005 he announced that he was, in fact, straight. His announcement was not met with good intentions. Carlson vowed never to be in his presence again, and his parents refused to support him in his time of trouble. He decided to try a new life, and he moved to West Virginia where he started a family. One day, on a vacation, Jericho-aholic met Ellisman, who immediately ditched his wife and kids and joined JCW. He hasn't seen his family since, but in JCW he is a solid mid-carder who has hope to become great.
IrishCanadian25
Current Status:Face
Theme:A cross between "O Canada" and Finlay's old theme
Billed From:Canada and Ireland
IC's father was Irish, his mother Canadian, and he was born on a plane traveling from Canada to Ireland. Now, the birth started as soon as they took off and ended as soon as they landed, so there was a great controversy about the boy's nationality. Considering he had no passport he could not leave either airport, and was forced to live in limbo, traveling back and forth on planes from Canada to Ireland. His mother and father got bored, and when the boy turned three they left him on his on. IC was forced to beg for money so he could buy food from the different airport places. He got really fat by eating Cinnabons too much, and was pretty much an overweight, pathetic young man by the time he turned 17. One day, when he went to buy some New York Fries, he noticed a new cashier at the stand. It was Jericho-aholic, who was short on Super Heavyweights, and asked IC to join JCW. IC is now a powerful beast that few can stop, and he is surely the Goliath that all the David's want to slay. How's that for a metaphor?
Klunderbunker
Current Status-Face
Theme:"If I Were a Boy" by Beyonce
Billed From:Los Angeles, California
Biography:Born a hermaphrodite, Klunder's parents had an important decision to make about what sex to give their child. In the end they chose female, and thus Klunder was a girl. Sadly, Klunder was meant to be a boy, and he grew up pretending to be a boy while still being a girl. He became popular despite his little secret, and he asked a girl to prom, not realizing what might happen. After the event they drove to the aptly named "Fuck Here Point". When the two teens had stripped to nothing, the girl realized what Klunder was, and ran from him/her. Klunder was scarred, and had a black market surgery to make himself a guy, but he was never fully either sex. While in the waiting room for the back alley hospital he met Jericho-aholic, who was in for multiple stab wounds to the hip. The two became friends, and after the surgery Klunder joined JCW as a superstar. In JCW Klunder is a high mid-carder, and certainly a force to be reckon with.
Lee
Current Status:Face
Theme:Zelda Theme
Billed From:Saudi Arabia
Biography:Born to one a rich merchant's many wives in Saudi Arabia, Lee learned the tricks of the trade and by the time he was 10 he was selling carpets like a pro. Unfortunately, Lee's mother died during a giant worm attack, and Lee, in his misery, ran away from his village. After finding his way to the sea, Lee climbed into a barrel and set off down through the oceans in hope of someday reaching land. Finally, he reached a new country. Lee had made it to India, where he took camp. One day, while digging for maggots to eat, Lee struck oil and made a fortune. He became rich and was the father of the largest oil company in recent history. Jericho-aholic, who was only young at the time, was on a vacation to India, where she accidentally stepped on a porcupine and was rushed to the hospital. Lee was doing a presentation at the hospital at the time, and met Jericho-aholic, who quickly got to know the man. Lee traveled back to America with Jericho-aholic, and after a few years apart Jericho-aholic called him, and Lee joined JCW. Lee is a powerful wrestler who has great strength, as well as quickness and speed. He is a great wrestler who just needs to crack the main-event.
Luther Hull
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"You're Gonna Pay" by Deadman Inc.
Billed From:Hell
Biography:Some wrestlers might say they're from hell, but Luther really is. His mother was a Satan worshiper, and his father was a tax collector. His mother died while he was in utero, but they were reborn in hell. As one of Satan's greatest followers they were rewarded, and Luther grew to hate all those who followed the light. He was given a choice when he turned 16:He could either go back to earth and have one more chance to destroy it, or he could have infinite girlfriends. He chose to go back to earth. The idiot. Either way, he was traveling America burning down churches, mosques, synagogues, etc, when he met Jericho-aholic, who was ironically building a church at the time. The two did battle, and after a large fight, Jericho-aholic came out on top, and asked Luther if he wanted to join JCW. He said yes, and he is now a main-event heel and is one of the dirtiest and most vile men to ever hit sports entertainment. Abandon all hope, ye who wrestle him.
Mighty NorCal
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Somebody's Gonna Get It" by Three 6 Mafia
Billed From:Northern California
Biography:The son of a bodybuilder and a gymnast, NorCal was often left alone in his house while his parents went across the country to events. Over the years he learned to use his parents workout machines, and he spent his alone time working out to strengthen him self. By the time he was 12 he could bench press 350 pounds, and he could pull his fathers truck across the street with ease. His father realized the money he could get if he harnessed his son's skill, and he attempted to make him go out to tournaments for cash. NorCal refused and ended up battling his dad, breaking his spine, and getting himself sent off to Juvi. While in Juvi he became buddies with one of the prison guards, Jericho-aholic. Jericho-aholic saw the strength in the boy, and the two of them ditched the facility and went there separate ways. The two of them met up a few years later for coffee, and Jericho-aholic invited NorCal into JCW. NorCal accepted, and is now a main-event heel on the show. His strength is unmatched and his only downfall is his own stupidity. He is feared, rightfully so, and is certainly a future JCW Champ.
Miko
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Viva la Raza" by Eddie Guerrero
Billed From:Ensenada, Mexico
Biography:Miko was born to a rich Mexican family, but was unwanted and was cast aside to the streets. He grew up alone, and he learned to hate humans and shunned all those who tried to help him. He spent most of his time battling animals and after a few years, when he was eight, he set off on a walk across the country. He arrived in Cancun when he was 11, after three years of walking. He became a worker at one of the hotels there, but was hated by the other staff members and was complained about by the patrons. He was fired, but became angry at his boss and attacked him, killing him. Scared, alone, and wanted by the law, he ran to find safety. He eventually found refuge in an old Aztec ruin, which Jericho-aholic just happened to be excavating at the time. He travelled back to America with Jericho-aholic, and joined the JCW roster. He is currently a mid-carder, but is hated by the fans for his dirty tactics and cheating. His smug attitude makes him the perfect heel, and he has the skill to make it big.
Monkey_Mania
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Goin' Down" by The Monkees
Billed From:Somewhere with monkeys.
Monkey's early years are foggy and unknown. All he remembers is swinging through the forest and learning to read by a group of monkeys, who took care of him and kept him safe. He never knew his mother or father. When Monkey was 10 his group was attacked by a tiger, who Monkey fought with his bare hands and killed. He became a hero to his people, and over the next few years he became the leader of the monkey's. When he turned 17 his "father", a great gorilla named "Purok", decided to try and kill Monkey so he could be leader. The battle that followed was legendary, but it ended in Monkey destroying his father with a bamboo stick to the face. The rest of the group didn't like that, and Monkey was banished from their kingdom. He wandered the jungle for 20 years until finally emerging in a small village where he was taken in by an old woman. It turns out he was in the Amazon, and was now somewhere in Brazil. Jericho-aholic, who was running for president of Brazil at the time, found Monkey here and noticed his build, and offered for him to be part of the JCW roster. Monkey is now a great force, and though he is not the greatest on the mic he can kick your ass 18 times before you fall down. Don't mess with this monkey.
NoFate
Current Status:Face
Theme:"Stratovarius" by Infinity
Billed From:Washington, D.C.
Biography:NoFate's mother died when he was but a young baby, and he was raised completely by his father, a senator. His father was world renowned for his epic speeches and ideas. NoFate lived a very sheltered lifestyle, his father always fearing that he would leave him. NoFate became a rebel, shunning his family and trying to make his own impact on the world. His new change got him in many battles over the years, and one day he fought the President of the United States himself after a nice dinner of roast beef with mashed potatoes. His father tried to stop him, but NoFate managed to break the presidents nose. His father sent NoFate to a camp for two months where he was to learn to be like his father, a worrying conformist. At camp NoFate would start a cult, the Anti-Faith, who rose against the camp leaders and escaped. The members of the cult ran from the camp, and in the 6 months that followed all of them were killed except NoFate and a young man named Ryan Browne. One day, while trying to kill a deer to eat with his bare hands, Browne was shot by a hunter. NoFate ran to attack the hunter, but he was quickly taken down. The hunter, who just happened to be Jericho-aholic, recruited NoFate for JCW in exchange for his life being spared. NoFate now tags with TheOneBigWill as "Too Much Information", and their long winded promos are legendary for striking a chord in the hearts of the fans.
Papa Shango
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin
Billed From:London, England
Biography
apa Shango is actually the long lost heir to the thrown of England. He was born as the twin to one of those two Prince dudes, but the midwife, a dastardly woman named Alexia Kifer, stole Shango away and kept him as her own. She was a drunk, and she would often abuse Shango during her spells. When she revealed to Shango that she wasn't his mother(it was his birthday gift), he attacked her, breaking her legs, and left her in the house. Fearing prosecution the young man ran out into the streets of London, where he joined a gang called "The Fangs". The leader of The Fangs never revealed himself to the normal members, and Shango became so curious with the man's identity he dedicated his life to climbing the ranks and meeting him. Shango grew powerful and strong over the next few years, and when he finally became second-in-command of The Fangs he met the leader, who just happened to be Jericho-aholic. Jericho-aholic took Shango to America, where he is now a part of the JCW roster. He is a smaller guy, but he can take down giants and is often the underdog. Except he's a heel, which doesn't really work. Hmmm...Ricky
Current Status:Heel
Theme:"Anarchy in the UK" by The Sex Pistols
Billed From:Iowa, USA
Biography:Ricky grew up in the shadow of his 22 older brothers and 24 older sisters, as well as his adorable baby brother, Rodriguez. As a matter of fact, his parents didn't know he existed until he asked his mom to pass the butter when he was 16. He realized that his life was going to be completely dedicated to corn, and decided to do something different, to make an impact. So one day, when he was supposed to be "not getting in his older sibling's way", he ran into the corn field and never came out. His parents to this day don't even know he's gone. Ricky ran through corn for a long time until finally he met Jericho-aholic, who was running through wheat fields. Ricky joined JCW, a young man full of hate who wants nothing more than to receive the recognition he has never gotten. Nothing will stand in this man's way, except lack of skill. He currently is teaming, against his will, with Uncle Sam as "Uncle Ricky". The two men are a serious clash of style and attitude, and we can look forward to many zany moments with these men in the future.
Shockmaster
Current Status:Tweener
Theme:"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath
Billed From:The Depths of the Power Plant
Biography:Shocky's father was a worker at a power plant, while his mother stayed at home. One time, when he was 6, his father was traveling to work. Shocky climbed in the trunk and after about an hour popped it open and went inside the plant. He walked around for a while until he saw his father, who was working on fixing some equipment. Shocky went to grab the equipment, which would have shocked and killed him. His father dived over, threw Shocky out of the way, but crashed into the machine, electrocuting him and throwing him back. With his final breath, Shocky heard his father say, "My son, become a pro wrestler. It's my dying wish. Goodbye!" Shocky senior died in his sons arms. Jericho-aholic, who was the manager of the plant, overheard, and comforted the young boy. After a short, uneventful life, Shocky received a call from Jericho-aholic about JCW. Shocky remembered his father and joined up immediately. He is now an upper main event talent who will make it big someday.
TheOneBigWill
Current Status:Face
Theme:"Stratovarius" by Infinity
Billed From:Cuba
Biography:TheOneBigWill's mother was the Ambassador to Cuba, and Will would would often travel with her on missions. One day, in Cuba, Will was bothering his mom by throwing rocks off the balcony of the hotel they were in. In a rage, she ran over and threw him over the balcony. She thought he was dead, and mourned for him, but he actually landed in the pool and survived. He was only six at the time, but was a brilliant young boy and he managed to get a job on a cruise ship not far from the hotel. He worked on the ship for five years as a janitor, but one day he finally got his big break when he was recruited as a magician for the nightly show. He performed wonderfully and became famous for his act. One day, he was partying on deck after a show and he started a conversation with the DJ, Jericho-aholic. The two clicked instantly, and when they got to America, Will left the ship for the first time in years with Jericho-aholic. Will got a call four years later from Jericho-aholic who asked him to join the JCW roster. Will accepted, and he's now in a tag team with NoFate, as "Too Much Information". He is known well for his awe inspiring promos and long speeches.
TM
Current Status:Face
Theme:"O Canada"
Billed From:CANADA, EH?
Biography:TM was born, like all Canadians, in an igloo. He received his first pet seal when he was very young, and he often was forced to go out and battle polar bears to try and get fur for warmth. TM played hockey in his spare time, and was known all around the village for his amazing maple syrup. TM favourite artists and bands included Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Nickelback, The Guess Who, Rush, Bryan Adams, The Barenaked Ladies, Our Lady Peace and many more. He enjoys wrestlers such as Chris Benoit, Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Edge, Owen Hart, Roddy Piper and Santino Marella. One day, when he turned 12, he set off on the customary Canadian vision quest. He soon discovered his guardian spirit, which took the form of a beaver. It told him that he should become a professional wrestler, and that the spirit of the beaver would always guide him. Jericho-aholic, who was also doing a vision quest, found TM and offered him a place with JCW. TM accepted and the two of them traveled to the US. TM is now your typical Canadian wrestler. He battles with the spirit of the beaver and praises the snow, and he always makes sure to say Zed, Aboot and Eh. He's certainly has a bright future, eh?
Uncle Sam
Current Status:Face
Theme:Star Spangled Banner
Billed From:U-S-A!
Biography:.Despite the lies, Sam was born in Iraq. He was kidnapped by some army guys on a peacekeeping mission and brought back to America and given to a random high class family, who trained him to think everyone other than Americans were pathetic. Oddly enough he doesn't look at all like a Iraqi.. hmm... Well, anyway, he was often involved in hate crimes against people of different nationalities, and one time he threw a water balloon at a Mexican walking down the street. Unfortunately for him, it was actually Jericho-aholic who was going to a costume party. Jericho-aholic chased Sam and beat him up, and threatened to kill him if he didn't join JCW. Sam obliged and is now in a dysfunctional tag team with Ricky none as "Uncle Ricky", a clever combination of their names. Sam is an amazing wrestler who is great on the mat. His only downfall is his strength is lacking, but he makes up for it in the other areas.
Y 2 Jake
Current Status:Face
Theme:"Lips of an Angel" by Hinder
Billed From:Heaven
Biography:This man is awesomeness personified. He was born to a rich family in England, and he was instantly the most popular guy in school, and he was just starting Kindergarten. He received 112% all through school, and one time he rescued the entire school from a tornado-fire-earthquake-flood. He was one of the strongest people in the country before he hit puberty. He brought 25 chicks to prom. He played every sport the school had, and one all of his teams world championships. He once went to pick up his pencil, but he missed and picked up his entire classroom in one hand. He could jump over 5 cars stacked on top of each other and not even flinch on landing. He could play guitar, bass, drums, keyboard and sing at the same time, and his one man show was once opened for by The Rolling Stones. Jake went to Iraq, destroyed the entire army and kidnapped Hussein without breaking a sweat. One time, when he was chopping wood out side with his hand, Jericho-aholic happened by. It was like love at first sight, and Jericho-aholic offered for Jake to join JCW. Jake said yes, and if now the greatest wrestler in the world ever. He's like Hogan, Sting, HBK, Undertaker, Stone Cold, The Rock and Triple H combined. He was the first JCW Champion and he will hold that title for many years to come. Jake is the future of not only sports entertainment, but of the world as we know it. Pretty soon the whole world will praise the name Y 2 Jake.
This will be edited as I add new profiles and stuff like that.
Edition 1
1. Y 2 Jake
Jake won the amazing 15 Man Clothes Match to become the first ever JCW Champion! We look forward to how uneventful this reign promises to be.
2. TM
An amazing Samurai Sword on a Bar Stool Match ended with TM standing high above his opponent.
3. Jaz
This Chick won an epic confrontation against the critically acclaimed HBK-aholic. We applaud this newcomer.
4. CM
Though he didn't win, he probably would have if it wasn't for the GM and her blatant cheating.
5. Uncle Ricky
A quick squash match puts Uncle Ricky, the most zany tag team we have, at a high number.
6. Mighty NorCal
This cocky loser spoiled the main event... twice... and ended up losing, but he did manage to blow the other wrestlers. Lol.
7. HBK-aholic
She came close, but the combined force of Jaz and Dragon was too much for this Hot Chick.
8. 48.7
He did his best, but he could not take down the beast that is TM.