J4L's Monday Night Raw Booking.

[Johnny Scumm]

"Rock's Birthday Bash"

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(The Raw opening tune "Burn It To The Ground" by Nickelback hits and the Crowd go wild. We are welcomed to the Show by Announcers Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross & Michael Cole.)

Lawler: Welcome to Monday Night Raw! What a show we've got lined up for you guys tonight! The Rock has promised us that he will be making an appearance, so that he can celebrate his Birthday with wonderful crowd here tonight.

JR: That's right Jerry, we've got one heck of a show to come. Not only is The Rock here, we also have a Title Rematch, tonight! John Cena will be facing The Miz in a WWE Championship Match, which we know is going to be awesome, so to say.

Cole: Don't forget Ross, Lawler, that me and my partner, Jack Swagger took both of you out yesterday, so I'll be following that up later

Lawler: Yeah, well let's get on with the Show now.

Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the most Electrifying Man in all of Sports Entertainment. Coming to the Ring, THEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCK!

Rocks Music hits and he comes out on the Ramp. The crowd are screaming like children and he poses for a moment. He makes his way down to the Ring, getting up on the Turnbuckles to make sure everyone can see him. Eventually, he settles down in the Center of the Ring and grabs a microphone.

Rock: Finally! Finally, The Rock's Birthday has come round again! But this time, it's different. Usually, I'm sitting at home with my Family, having a party, or I'm just sleeping. That's all been done today and The Rock has decided that he will spend his Birthday with THE MILLIONS!

Crowd: AND MILLIONS!

Rock:... Of the Rock's fans here tonight on Raw. Strangely enough, I got my Birthday Present just around a Month ago. John Cena challenged me to a Match at Wrestlemania 28, which I accepted. However, he could make it EVEN BETTER for The Rock, now that John Cena is the WWE Champion. That means, in less than a Year, in 11 Months, after Wrestlemania 28, The Rock will be the WWE Champion! That is, if John Cena can hold the Title for that long. I know for a fact that Miz will give it EVERYTHING he's got to win that Title back tonight, but whether he does or not, is totally undefined as of yet. He may win, he may lose. We'll have to wait and see.

Just as the Rock finishes his "Wait and see" sentence, "I Came To Play" hits and The Miz and Alex Riley come out to the Ring. Miz gets into the Ring, but does not even get a chance to speak before CM Punks Music hits, he also hits the Ring, microphone in hand. Also, The Rock steps out of the Ring to let them speak.

Punk: Miz, Rocky, please, let me take this one. Now, I know it's your Birthday, congratulations. Miz, there's no reason for you to be out here right now really, is there? Look, last night, at Extreme Rules last night, I took some from Randy Orton, however, he's gone now. He's a Smackdown Superstar. You guys on Raw are lacking in possible Champions. That's why we have me. I deserve a Title Shot, instead of you Miz.

Miz: Really? Really Punk? No, you do not. I have my Re-Match set for tonight, where I WILL win my Title back. I also have an announcement to make. You see this man here (Points to Riley), Alex Riley. He is my Personal Assistant, signed to me. However, last week, in the Supplemental Draft, he was drafted to Smackdown. That now means, from now on, I do not need you Alex. You're set to Smackdown, so stay there. You may have realised I didn't even request you to come out here tonight, yet you followed me nonetheless.

Punk Interrupts

Punk: Look Miz, before you finish whatever you're doing, let me clear this up. I want to get my Title Shot and I'll do anything to get it. You hear me General Manager?! I will do ANYTHING!

The Anonymous General Manager happens to chime in.

Cole: Excuse me, I've received an E-Mail from the General Manager on my iPad. And I quote... "CM Punk, you will receive your Title Match. IF you can win a Match tonight. Your Match will be against another loser from Extreme Rules. His name, is Alberto Del Rio. Bet you didn't know that? Whoever wins that Match will face whoever the WWE Champion will be at Over The Limit, in an I QUIT MATCH!"

Punk: Sounds good to me. Miz, or Cena, if you're watching, I'll see you at Over The Limit.

Punk leaves the Ring and Rock follows on behind him.

Miz: Riley, didn't you hear what I said to you earlier? You're fired, you're not my assistant no more. Leave.

Riley goes to leave the Ring, but Miz grabs him from behind and hits a Skull Crushing Finale, planting Riley into the Canvas. The crowd boo Miz as he smiles, raises his Hands in the air and leaves Riley helpless in the Ring

Commercial

Lawler: We're back from our Commercial Break and we've got our first Match lined up. It's a Tag Team Match!

JR: This should be a good one, Kane and Big Show have been on a Roll as of late.

Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Tag Team Match, set for one fall.

Big Show and Kane's Entrance Music hit and the two men walk down to the Ring.

Roberts: Making their way to the Ring, the WWE Tag Team Champions, Big Show and Kane!

Their music stops and Nexus' Theme hits. McGillicutty and Otunga come down to the Ring

Roberts: Also making their way to the Ring, David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty!

The Bell rings and the Match is now underway. Kane and Otunga are starting this one off. Otunga tags straight out to McGillicutty, so Kane does likewise and tags Big Show in. McGillicutty charges at Show, but Show throws him over himself into a Backdrop.

JR: Did you see that?! That must've hurt some King.

Big Show lifts up McGillicutty, headbutting him. He tags in Kane who goes straight for the offensive. He Irish Whips him off the Ropes, only to end up taking a Dropkick from McGillicutty. He manages to get a tag from Otunga, who delivers a stiff clothesline. He goes for the Pin, 1...2.. Kickout! Kane manages to get up and avoid another clothesline. Otunga turns around and ends up taking a Chokeslam from Kane. McGillicutty attempts to stop a pin, but Big Show spears him, allowing Kane to pick up a 1...2...3!

Roberts: Here are your winners, The Tag Team Champions, Kane and Big Show!!

Cole: That wasn't fair. Big Show should NOT have come into the Ring at that point. He totally screwed the New Nexus out of a deserved win there.

Lawler: Quit your yapping Cole. Big Show and Kane won that one fair and square, enough said.

The Anonymous General Manager chimes in for the 2nd Time this evening.

Cole: If I can have your attention please! I've received another E-Mail from the Raw General Manager. And I quote, "Many of you may watch a Channel called ABC. Many of you may watch Dancing With The Stars. Well, a certain WWE Superstar was recently eliminated from the Show. That man, is Chris Jericho.

The Crowd go crazy for just hearing his name.

Cole:... If I may continue. "That man is Chris Jericho". He will, very shortly, be making his Return to the WWE. Obviously, you cannot wait for it, but he's going to have to face a man who he both defeated and lost to before his "Hiatus", so to speak. That man, EVAN BOURNE!

JR: Well, Lawler, that match should be a good one! The fans cannot wait to see the return of Jericho and as well as that, he's fighting Evan Bourne! They've had great matches in the Past, so this one should be just as good!

Lawler: I agree with you there JR. This is a match to watch for sure. I hear we're going backstage now, where Josh Mathews has managed to catch John Cena for an Interview.

We cut backstage, where Cena is holding his WWE Title over his Shoulder. He looks VERY happy and now Josh is ready to start his Interview.

Mathews: Everyone, I'm backstage with John Cena, who became the new WWE Champion last night at Extreme Rules, after beating John Morrison and The Miz in a Steel Cage Match. John, how do you feel coming off of a HUGE win?

Cena: Well Josh, Myself and the Cenation feel great! I've been celebrating all night through, with my WWE Championship. But on a very serious side, Miz, you better watch your back next. We've got a Match for my WWE Championship. You think you're going to win it back? Think again. This Title is MY Title now, until Wrestlemania. I will put it on the line against The Rock, no doubt about it. I will be the WWE Champion for the next 11 Months, just you wait and see. Whether I defend it successfully at Wrestlemania 28 is beyond me. The Rock is possibly one of the greatest competitors I'll ever face off against, so I'm gonna have my work cut out. But we're gonna celebrate tonight! After I kick The Miz's ass, hit him with an Attitude Adjustment and pick up a ONE! TWO! THREE! and I retain.

Mathews: Well John, good luck in your Match tonight, I'll let you get ready to get out there.

Cena: Thanks very much, I'll see you out there Miz.

Commercial

We come straight back from a Commercial Break into a pan of the Crowd, they're all cheering as Justin Roberts is in the Ring.

Roberts: The following is a WWE Championship Match, set for One-Fall. Coming to the Ring first, the Contender, THE MIIIIIZ!

I Came To Play hits and The Miz comes out to the Ring on his own. He walks down, head down. He enters the Ring and before he has time to do anything, John Cena's Music hits.

Roberts: Making his way to the Ring, the WWE Champion.... JOOOOOHN CEEENAAA!

Cena runs to the Ring and slides under the Ropes to enter the Ring. He takes his Shirt off as always and throws it into the Crowd. They go crazy for it yet again. The Bell Rings, this match is underway. Cena & Miz are standing on opposite sides of the Ring. They're staring each other down, gradually getting closer. They lock up and Miz boots Cena in the Gut. He holds him into a Headlock and eventually pushes him off against the Ropes. Cena comes off the Ropes, delivering a Clothesline to Miz. Cena delivers two quick Elbow Drops to a downed Miz. He lifts him up and goes for a Slam, but Miz wriggles out of it quick. He tries for an early Skull Crushing Finale, but comes to no avail as Cena only ends up hitting a Dropkick on him. He goes for the Pin and gets a 1..Kickout! Cena is up top and hits his legdrop on Miz. The crowd go crazy here for Cena.

Lawler: Well, that's a classic move from Cena there. The crowd love it!

Miz has now taken control of the Action, delivering some blows to Cena's mid-section. He Irish Whips Cena into the Turnbuckle and does his Running Clothesline in the corner. Cena drops to the Floor and Miz stomps on his Ankle twice. He waits for Cena to rise and hits a Running Bulldog on him. A huge "Let's Go Cena/Cena Sucks! Chant is breaking out, riling up both men. Cena doesn't look he's got anything left as Miz is taking very firm control of the Action. For reminiscent of old times, he delivers his Reality Check on Cena. He tries for a Pin, but gets 2. He picks Cena up for the SCF, but Alex Riley walks down to Ringside. Miz gets very distracted, which leads to him turning round into an Attitude Adjustment

JR: Surely this is it!

ONE...TWO...THREE!!

Mathews: The Winner, and STILL WWE Champion, JOOOOOOHN CEEEEENAAAAAAA!

Riley walks off, Miz looks VERY pissed off and Cena celebrates with the Crowd, as we hit the 1-Hour Mark of the Show and cut to a Commercial


(Part 2 to come later)

 

[Mac Attack]

Damn J4L this is pretty good.

Just wondering you weren't on an alt account were you cause someone with a similiar name was posting and it reminded me of you.

 

[Takerfan9393]

It was terrible you stiupid dyke.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Back From Commercial

Lawler: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw. We've just witnessed a brilliant WWE Title Match! Haven't we JR?

JR: Indeed we have King. Who'd have thought that Alex Riley would've got himself involved like that? He must have some balls, thinking he can interfere with The Miz like that. I'd recommend you all tune into Smackdown this week, as The Miz is bound to have something to say about that!

Just as JR finishes talking, Teddy Long's Music hits and he comes out to cheers at the Top of the Ramp

JR: Talking about Smackdown, here's the General Manager, Teddy Long! Let's see what he has to say to the Raw Crowd.

Teddy Long: Hey now, obviously we've had a great night at Extreme Rules yesterday when Christian became the World Heavyweight Champion. Congratulations playa. Now, Raw will be choosing their Number One Contender later on in a Match between CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio, so on Smackdown this Friday, we will be doing the same thing. To link in with the Pay-Per-View Title, "Over The Limit", we will be holding a Beat The Clock Challenge! We'll have 4 Matches, where the person who wins their Match the fastes will become the Number One Contender and progress to face Christian at Over The Limit, in a 30 MINUTE, IRON-MAN MATCH!

The crowd erupt with cheering as Teddy's music hits again and he goes backstage.

Lawler: Wow, what an announcement. Anyways JR, I think we've got a Match next.

Cole: OF COURSE WE HAVE A MATCH NEXT. Justin Roberts is standing in the Ring, obviously waiting to announce, but people like you are preventing him from doing his job. Wow, talk about Old-Age.

Roberts: The following Match is set for One-Fall! Making his way the Ring, EVAN BOURRRNEE!

Bourne runs down to the Ring, doing his signature leap between the Canvas and the Bottom Rope. He does his Peace sign, getting the Crowd into this one.

Roberts: And now, making his return to the WWE! Y2J, Chris Jericho!

"Break The Walls Down" hits from the Speakers and Chris Jericho comes out on the Ramp. He kneels down and raises his arms in the air, while the Crowd go crazy. He wals down the Ramp "High-Fiving" everyone he can. He gets in the Ring, shakes Bourne's Hand and poses up on the Turnbuckle. The Bell rings and the match is now underway.

Cole: Why's Jericho come back to Raw? Surely he can stay with Cheryl and dance the night away?

Lawler: Keep it down Cole. Jericho's a great superstar, brilliant with the crowd an all.

Back in Ring and the action is already getting good. Jericho has Bourne in a Headlock and pushes him against the Ropes. As Bourne comes towards Jericho, he hits him with a picture perfect Dropkick. He delivers an Elbow Drop and Bourne makes it back to his Feet. Jericho runs a delivers a Bulldog to Bourne. He goes for a Pin. 1...2..KICKOUT. He attempts to lift Bourne off his Feet, but he manages a Roll-Up on Jericho. 1...2..REVERSED. Jericho with the pin now! 1...2..But Bourne turns the tables on Jericho now! 1...2...KICKOUT! The crowd applaud this great moment and as Bourne gets up, Jericho pats him on the back out of respect. He knows that he wants to win though, and runs at him with a Clothesline. Bourne is down and Jericho runs towards the Ropes. He jumps and hits a picture perfect Lionsault.

Lawler: Did you see that?! Jericho hasn't lost any of what he had before he disappeared. No Ring Rust whatsoever.

The two are still fighting at it, with Bourne delivering a few Kicks to Jericho's mid-section. Jericho is groggy in the Centre of the Ring, and delivers his Signature Double Knees to Jericho. He takes him down into the perfect position for the Shooting Star Press. Bourne mounts the Top Rope and signals that it's time for the move. He goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Jericho manages to roll out the Ring, with Bourne landing on his feet. Bourne decides to go for a Suicide Dive on Jericho. However, as he leaps, he takes a MASSIVE CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD! Bourne comes crashing to the outside, with Jericho beating down on him with a Chair. He locks in the Walls of Jericho, pulling on Bourne's Legs. Eventually the officials come down to break it up. Jericho picks up his Chair and walks up the Ramp. The crowd are booing him with all intent now as Jericho takes to the back. Bourne is carried out on a Stretcher.

Cole: Now THAT's what I'm talking about. Great stuff from Jericho.

Lawler: Well that is a surprise, that's for sure. I thought Jericho was back as a fan favourite. Obviously he's still out for vengeance after Orton put him out of action on Raw not so long ago.

Commercial Break

JR: Welcome back to Raw, where Chris Jericho made his return to Raw just a few minutes ago. In case you missed it, here's a Replay.

A video package is shown of Jericho assaulting Bourne, the Crowd do not like it, as they boo a LOT.

Lawler: We're getting ready for our Main Event now, which is going to be CM Punk vs Alberto Del Rio, where the winner will face John Cena, the WWE Champion at Over The Limit in an I Quit Match.

A video package for The Rock's Birthday is shown. It covers his WWE Career, with a big Happy Birthday Rock at the end. The crowd sing for him after the Package has been shown.

Roberts: The following Match is set for One-Fall! Where the winner will move on the face John Cena at Over The Limit in an I Quit Match!

"This Fire Burns" hits and CM Punk comes out and walks down to the Ring with the New Nexus

Roberts: The first man making his way to the Ring, CM Punk!

The crowd Boo him like crazy.

Roberts: Now, to introduce Alberto Del Rio, his personal Ring Announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez!

Rodriguez makes his announcements for Del Rio and he drives out to Ringside. He makes his way down to the Ring as the Crowd boo him like crazy also.

Lawler: This really is a strange Match. Two of the WWE's most hated men, in a Match together? Just weird to me.

The Bell rings and this one is underway. Punk goes straight for Del Rio, but he side steps him, throwing him into the Turnbuckle. He grabs him as he falls back, delivering a Neckbreaker early. He tries for a pin, 1..KICKOUT. There was no way Punk would be out that Early. The New Nexus get up on the Apron and scare Del Rio. However the General Manager chimes in.

Cole: Once again, I've received an E-Mail from the General Manager. And I Quote "The New Nexus, you are BANNED from Ringside. This match will be fought as fair as it can be, so please make your way to the back, NOW."

Del Rio has a great smile upon his face now as he runs towards Punk and boots him in the Face. He tries for another pin. 1...2..KICKOUT. Del Rio to no dice again. Punk gets up, looking pissed. Not just because he's lost his Nexus, but because he hasn't taken any offense yet. He punches Del Rio in the gut continuously, backing him up in to the Turnbuckle. He runs over to him and knees him in the Face, ending it with a Bulldog. He climbs up the Ropes and delivers a huge Elbow Drop on Del Rio. He tries for a pin, 1...2..KICKOUT! Punk lifts up Del Rio and brings his Roundhouse Kick. However, Del Rio ducks, and Punk ends up smacking the Referee in the Face. He goes down.

Lawler: The ref's down! What a shame. Now what's going to happen here?

Del Rio manages to take the advantage on Punk, grounding him. However, a returning Husky Harris comes down to the Ring. He clobbers Del Rio, then hitting him with his Splash Finisher. Punk looks happy as Harris runs away before the Ref is even up. The Ref begins to get up as Del Rio is lifted in the the GTS position. GO TO SLEEP is shouted by Punk as he drops Del Rio down and knees him in the Face. He goes for the Pin. 1...2...3!

Roberts: Here is your winner and NEW Number One Contender to the WWE Championship, CM PUUNK!

Del Rio walks out, with Ricardo Rodriguez trying to console him. Punk celebrates in the Ring, with Harris and the New Nexus as the Crowd boo him, with all their might. The Nexus lift him up on their Shoulders as the Raw Logo comes up and the show comes to an end.

Fade to Black

Quick Show Results
Kane & Big Show bt The New Nexus (Otunga & McGillicutty)
John Cena bt The Miz
Evan Bourne bt Chris Jericho via. DQ
CM Punk bt Del Rio to become the Number One Contender to the WWE Title

Dark Match Result
John Cena & John Morrison defeated The Miz & R-Truth after Morrison & Cena hit a simultaneous Starship Pain & Attitude Adjustment around the 8 Minute mark.

 

[Takerfan9393]

Fucking sucks ******.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Fucking sucks ******.

At least he's doing something productive. You're a waste of life.

This idiot isn't deserving of a prison sentence.

 

[Takerfan9393]

At least he's doing something productive. You're a waste of life.

This idiot isn't deserving of a prison sentence.

kike.

 

[Mac Attack]

At least he's doing something productive. You're a waste of life.

This idiot isn't deserving of a prison sentence.

That was easy. He's gone.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

That was easy. He's gone.

I hadn't noticed.

Explanation anyone? Maybe?

 

[Mac Attack]

At least he's doing something productive. You're a waste of life.

This idiot isn't deserving of a prison sentence.

For being a total piece of shit who came out of Osama's asshole.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Well, thanks for bumping my Thread. I'll be starting my 1st Episode of Smackdown later.