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I heard a few years ago that they had done a House of the Dead film, but I was hesitant to see it because of the poor reviews it got. Well, I saw it posted on fearNET the other day, and thought, how bad could this film possibly be (I mean, critics panned Romero's Day of the Dead, and I thought that movie was the tits)?
Well, for once, the critics were right: House of the Dead was a pure, unadulterated piece of crap. Before I saw this film, I had no idea that a film so terrible could be made. Unfortunately, though, I have just now found out that the director of this film, Uwe Boll, is prolific, and has put out even more pieces of crap, one being Alone In The Dark, a film that I used to think (before seeing House of the Dead) was the worst film ever made.
So, two simple questions here, folks. Do you the feel the same way as I do? And, why is this hack still making movies?
Well, for once, the critics were right: House of the Dead was a pure, unadulterated piece of crap. Before I saw this film, I had no idea that a film so terrible could be made. Unfortunately, though, I have just now found out that the director of this film, Uwe Boll, is prolific, and has put out even more pieces of crap, one being Alone In The Dark, a film that I used to think (before seeing House of the Dead) was the worst film ever made.
So, two simple questions here, folks. Do you the feel the same way as I do? And, why is this hack still making movies?