Ironic Deaths the poster Version

[Sparky]

Klunderbunker. Finally gets his bunk Klundered. By Viscera

 

[justinsayne]

NorCal doesnt die, he just rests his eyes

Of course you don't die, according to Becca you are a god, therefore immortal

 

[TheOneBigWill]

E.D.: Gets murdered by a guy who can't get it up.

 

[klunderbunker]

Klunderbunker. Finally gets his bunk Klundered. By Viscera

Eh, I've had worse.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Of course you don't die, according to Becca you are a god, therefore immortal

And not real. lol

Which ironically proves Luther's theory correct about nothing and noone on the internet being real.

 

[Murfish]

Sparky becomes a famous professional wrestler, but he dies in he W.W.E. debut when he is electrocuted by a mistimed pyro(Undertaker's Lightning). Who said the dead man doesn't hold talent back?

 

[justinsayne]

E.D.: Gets murdered by a guy who can't get it up.

TBH, that one actually took me a minute, LOL

 

[klunderbunker]

Disco- Has a heart attack when Vince McMahon dials the wrong number.

 

[Bernkastel]

Will are you emo?You seem like it.

no, he's emotional

 

[Mighty NorCal]

no he is just genuinely sad

 

[Bernkastel]

Klunderbunker. Finally gets his bunk Klundered. By Viscera

and Andre the Giant's corpse LOL

 

[klunderbunker]

Can anyone actually define getting a bunk klundered?

 

[Bernkastel]

I have my suspicions

 

[klunderbunker]

Does it involve bondage, tuna and top hats?

 

[Sparky]

Jake: finally finds something that upsets him, dies from shock

 

[Eternal Dragon]

E.D.: Gets murdered by a guy who can't get it up.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Papa Shango]

TheOneBigWill: Murdered by his demonic doppelganger, Little Willy.

King Jake: Kills himself when his reputation is ruined upon the discovery that he sired an illegitimate son- Prince Albert.

Shockey- electrocutes himself when he makes a bad judgment call and takes a bath.

Pepsimania- stays out in the sun too long, goes flat.

HBK-aholic- Sneaks into Shawn Michaels' house while he's asleep, stands over him, when HBK awakes, instinctively hitting Sweet Chin Music and, for the first-time ever, literally kicks her teeth down her throat, and she chokes.

Phatso- heart attack (could have been prevented, had he watched his weight)

Justin- Kills himself in a fit a jealously when people stop paying attention to Justinsayne and start paying attention to new poster, Titus Canby.