Ironic Deaths the poster Version

[Sparky]

Just becouse becca wants me to...
Becca: Stalks HBK until his bodyguard finnaly snaps it
Go 2 Sleep!! really does Go to Sleep.
Moon Knight realises his last name was true and decided to use it.
IrishCanadian25: Luther snaps it and kills him hoping to finally get the admin spot.He doesnt, It goes to DIAR wich is how he got the Right to Die.
Will: Falls in love with a 14 year old, Unfortunatley her father was Rikishi.
Pepsimania: Gets murdered by a Coca-Cola Rep.
Monkey_Mania: Monkeys run Wild.
Derf: Dives headfirst into a pool again. Unfortunatly there was no water in it.

 

[Joaquim Akaem]

Now do me.
*looks over shoulder at the orgy thread.

 

[Sparky]

El_matador... to slow for the bull

 

[DJ]

Who is this GO TO SLEEP!! chap.Im GO 2 SLEEP!!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Who is this GO TO SLEEP!! chap.Im GO 2 SLEEP!!!

I'd of never guessed.

 

[DJ]

Will are you emo?You seem like it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will are you emo?You seem like it.

Nope, I have a great sense of humor. Just not toward Punk marks.. punk mark.

Actually, I kid. Pepsi's pretty cool..

 

[Uncle Sam]

Killed by the American government?

 

[Slyfox696]

TheOneBigWill - Commits suicide after being laughed at by the future love of his life. Apparently, the more appropriate title would be TheOneLittleWill. At least that's what she said.

Uncle Shocky - Electrocution

IrishCanadian - Alcohol poisoning.

Go 2 Sleep - Euthanized

Shadowmance - Sunburn

 

[Sparky]

Slyfox getting mugged by cena Haters.

 

[Sparky]

Uncle sam getting gangbashed by the Kliq.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, it'd happen when a fox tricked him into drinking cyanide.

 

[justinsayne]

Sparky- beat to death by a sock full of spark plugs

 

[Uncle Sam]

Uncle sam getting gangbashed by the Kliq.

That's not irony, that's just unpleasant.

 

[Murfish]

E-pedo is mislead by Sly's apparent e-age. He tracks Sly down, but when he gets there he realizes his error. The rapist(Will?) leaves feeling very dejected. Sly, feeling very relieved to have avoided being raped, goes back to post of WZ. The doorbell rings and it turns out that the Youtube-Sabu marks have found him. They have brought along the real Sabu and some plate-glass tables and other such things. Sly recieves a hardcore beatdown while hearing his attackers yell.

"How's this for wrestling."

"Czena Sux."

"You are such a MARK."

 

[TheOneBigWill]

TheOneBigWill - Commits suicide after being laughed at by the future love of his life. Apparently, the more appropriate title would be TheOneLittleWill. At least that's what she said.

Slyfox: Commits suicide after he discover's Hulk Hogan is dating Brooke. Whilst in hell for suicide, he then discovers the devil isn't a Cena fan and by rule John Cena does infact.. suck.

 

[justinsayne]

Slyfox: Commits suicide after he discover's Hulk Hogan is dating Brooke. Whilst in hell for suicide, he then discovers the devil isn't a Cena fan and by rule John Cena does infact.. suck.

John Cena doesn't suck he's just not as entertaining as CM Punk

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Justinsayne: Goes insane with rage and kills himself, but not before taking out the entire fan base of Indy Wrestling. All 20 of them.

Uncle Sam: Mysteriously disappears after the U.S. Gov. discovers his name on a wrestling forum and feels hes mocking us.

King Jake: Betrayed by newly elected Admin IrishCanadian.

Chris Vegas: Gambles his life away in a card game, for a chance at dating a girl he works with.

Papa Shango: Accidentally has a curse backfire on himself, thus turning his body inside out and killing him.

 

[Murfish]

Slyfox: Commits suicide after he discover's Hulk Hogan is dating Brooke. Whilst in hell for suicide, he then discovers the devil isn't a Cena fan and by rule John Cena does infact.. suck.

My Sly death is more elaborate.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

HBK-aholic: Commits suicide after learning that its simply impossible for Shawn Michaels to even understand who she is, much less give a shit about her. After dying she then learns God indeed does exist.. and is NOT a kliq fan. Uh oh.

Luther: Has a brain aneurysm after not being able to decide who to kiss up to more. Jake or Irish.

BrianBeckerIsAGod: Gets mauled by Bengal's fans. Then discovers half of them are ex-cons that are indeed former Bengal's players.

 

[HBK-aholic]

HBK-aholic: Commits suicide after learning that its simply impossible for Shawn Michaels to even understand who she is, much less give a shit about her. After dying she then learns God indeed does exist.. and is NOT a kliq fan. Uh oh.

 

[justinsayne]

Justinsayne: Goes insane with rage and kills himself, but not before taking out the entire fan base of Indy Wrestling. All 20 of them.

Actually I probably die after going insane with rage while arguing with someone on here, (probably either you or Sly), and have a cerebral aneurysm which then ruptures killing me at my computer, LOL

 

[Mighty NorCal]

NorCal doesnt die, he just rests his eyes

 

[Murfish]

HBK-Aholic: Ends up meeting Shawn Michaels, but she over doses during the meeting. She has to go to the hospital, where they tel her that she has been completely cut off from HBK to prevent a future relapse. She kills herself.

 

[klunderbunker]

Papa Shango- Killed by a pimp in a white shirt and tie.

ED- Dies from ruptured ovaries.

Will- Gets his by a car driven by Chris Hansen.