In Case You Were Wondering

[Y 2 Jake]

- For the past hour I've been playing on Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.

- I'll be bearing a white Fred Perry polo when I go out tonight.

- I'll be drinking Corona with no lime because Stoke bars don't do Grolsch in bottles.

- I'm having chip shop chips and mushy peas for tea.

- None of Team Jake know it's my birthday tomorrow.

- I will get no gifts for my birthday.

- I've got a dodgy tummy at the moment.

- My SummerSlam thread took fuckin' ages.

- I'll be adding more to this thread soon.

 

[Father:_Polley]

happy birthday in advance

 

[C.M.]

- For the past hour I've been playing on Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.

- I'll be bearing a white Fred Perry polo when I go out tonight.

- I'll be drinking Corona with no lime because Stoke bars don't do Grolsch in bottles.

- I'm having chip shop chips and mushy peas for tea.

- None of Team Jake know it's my birthday tomorrow.

- I will get no gifts for my birthday.

- I've got a dodgy tummy at the moment.

- My SummerSlam thread took fuckin' ages.

- I'll be adding more to this thread soon.

I'm not getting gifts today

 

[Luther_Hull]

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