IMPACT Wrestling LD 08-08-13 Countdown to Hardcore Justice

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Surprised IDR didn't make this earlier.

Team 3D vs. Sabin and mystery partner

BFG matches
Samoa Joe vs. Jeff Hardy
Magnus vs. Mr. Anderson
Kaz vs. Christopher Daniels

What will be the fallout from last weeks Tito Ortiz warning?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

I'm in tonight

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

I suck at predictions. The only things I can guarantee are:

Sabin's partner is going to be a face.
At least one of the BFG matches will end decisively.
Tito is going to suck.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I suck at predictions. The only things I can guarantee are:

Sabin's partner is going to be a face.
At least one of the BFG matches will end decisively.
Tito is going to suck.

Joe/Hardy

I'm curious to see where Kaz/Daniels is leading. Though if they break up it will be the end of something good.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Wait, does that count as a spoiler?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

No, if I'm right it's purely based on wrestling logic. I rarely read spoilers.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

TNA! TNA! TNA!

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

No Tenay. Curious to see how it sounds.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Previously on Impact Wrestling... a video package!!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

"What is Tito Ortiz doing in TNA?"

That's the question we've all been asking.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I swear that's the first time I recall him being called 'The Professor,' but its probably not.

 

[klunderbunker]

Dang it Taz is back.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

At least we get Anderson on commentary.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Two time! Two time!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Is it just me or is Bully rambling a lot today?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I can't pick out if its his voice or his acting, but Sabin's promos don't do it for me. Not bad, just forced.

Well, that feces line was just awful.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Any man in that back... like there's another back to be in

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Sabin is the midget John Cena when it comes to promos, shit jokes and all.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

kb's favorite person.

 

[klunderbunker]

These segments just drag the shows down so badly.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

It's not the Hogan he wanted to see. It's not the Hogan anyone else wanted to see. In fact, no one wants to see any Hogan.

 

[klunderbunker]

Is anyone else sick of contracts in wrestling?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Bully better win then.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

"This is a load of crap"

You're telling me.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Is anyone else sick of contracts in wrestling?

Very. And lawyers are even worse.