Impact - May 17, 2016 LD

[klunderbunker]

I don't blame IDR for not being here either.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Forgot again. Legit.

I'm just starting it now.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's a Hardy week.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Yeah, appears that way.

I actually really like the whole multiple Willows thing. But more so in the creepy stable of dudes wearing those masks kind of way. I know where this is going, so I'm not excited. At all.

 

[klunderbunker]

Last week's big story was WHO IS WILLOW.

I actually said to my TV that it's Matt. "Well who else would it be?"

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Just go away, Matt.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Last week's big story was WHO IS WILLOW.

I actually said to my TV that it's Matt. "Well who else would it be?"

I'm more interested in who else is Willow. Clearly the distracting one was Matt.

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't think we're going to find out who that is. My guess is just nameless goons.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Probably. But that's kind of my point. I'm more interested in who the fuckin' security guards are asked to wear outfits than I am this silly Matt-lead nonsense.

Plus, I've got a thing for nameless ghouls...

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Cherry Bomb debut! I like it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah same. She's rather good.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I'm excited they're separating her from Pepper Parks to start, too. Gives Bennett/Maria a better shot at staying in the spotlight as the power couple. But eventually I want power couple versus power couple. They just need to build up Pepper some before hand.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Sidebar, you know it's gonna be you and I the night TNA officially goes out of business, right? Just like this. Then it all goes black and we're the last two standing through it all, probably groaning in unison as they give Matt Hardy the "honors" of being the last champion.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Sienna's finisher sucks. She's great, but that finisher is weak sauce.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

"I wanna call out a TNA Hall-of-Famer..."

Um, there's only one even in the company anymore. Not that hard to deduce.

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm not going mad, am I? The show went from, fuck dreadful to amazing bit by bit.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I'm entertained thus far. I really like a lot of this story-telling. Logical, compelling, and interesting.

Bennett/EC3 is great.

 

[klunderbunker]

Review is up.

It's A Hardy Thing

 

[It's Damn Real!]

...is Tyrus aware he has a giant blue dick printed on the back of his singlet?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Andrew Everett can go, but while he's going, he should maybe find the inside of a gym.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I love the build up to Galloway/Lashley. Feels like Hart/Michaels with all the training montage stuff.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Another good mid-card feud. Bram/Drake.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

The Hardy stuff aside, this was fuckin' fun.

 

[Starkist]

The Hardy shit is interesting. I wish Willow was anyone besides Matt. Would have been interesting if it was a new debut trying to take out Hardy. Hell, I kind of wish it was Anderson re-debuting to take out the Hardys in general.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd be fine with it if it was anyone other than Matt as TNA wouldn't treat it like this epic feud that goes down in the annals of time.