I'm wasted

[FromTheSouth]

This Saturday is pretty shitty.

I had to work on a little start up project, pretty much all day, and I am still working on merchandising.

My friend proposed to his girlfriend and for some reason that girl told the sloppy bastard yes. So my girlfriend is at girl's night looking at a ring that I don't feel like buying for a while, likely not for her. Plus, my member won't be functioning properly because of too much whiskey with the boys. So I will have a drunk girl coming home wanting to talk about marriage and rings, and I won't be able to use sex to dodge the question.

There is no college football on.

Sam Bradford won the Heisman.

Texas still hasn't been moved to the national championship game.

And I'm hungry. I don't want to cook, delivery is closed and I am too drunk to drive. Girl's night will continue for another two hours.

Someone tell me it'll be ok.

Tell me damn it!!!!!!!

 

[C.M.]

It wont be ok

 

[FromTheSouth]

You know the forums are mesing up when your message shows up second in a thread you started.

And I'm pretty sure C.M. doesn't like me too much.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You get whiskey dick? My god. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

 

[FromTheSouth]

26, it's not that it doesn't work, it just gets intermittent sometimes, i lose foucs

 

[Sparky]

Still Pissed?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah.

I'm not getting married.

I'm pretty hammered, but I can't sleep.

 

[Sparky]

HaHa. Random. a hammer works well.