I'm going to Scotland on Sunday

[HBK-aholic]

I can't wait. Do they have Swine Flu up there?

 

[Spunky]

why would you go up there?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Rugby

 

[Spunky]

Remember to wear your protective suit and rape alarm.

God i hate Scotland, especially that cunt Andy Murray

 

[Lee]

We have swine flu

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can't wait. Do they have Swine Flu up there?

I hope so. For you, not for them. I like the Scottish.

 

[Lee]

The guy whos house I'm staying in...his colleague had a one night stand with the geordie with swine flu!

 

[OIL]

Scotland is just a better version of Wales, except they're both still awful.

 

[HBK-aholic]

 

[Uncle Sam]

Only me and about nine other people on the forums live in places that are actually nice. The rest of you just don't realise how awful the places are where you live.

 

[OIL]

Where I live is okay. What's yerr problem with it?

 

[HBK-aholic]

I love Leeds

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've been there. It's a bit like London, only smaller and shitter. Your bus stops are also the wrong way round.

 

[HBK-aholic]

..How are they the wrong way around?

 

[OIL]

They're facing the wrong way, obviously.

 

[Uncle Sam]

..How are they the wrong way around?

You see, bus stops (or shelters, whatever) in London face the road, giving you easy access to the bus when it comes along. In Leeds, however, they face away from the road. Poor design choice.

 

[HBK-aholic]

...No they don't.

 

[OIL]

Lmao.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've been there. Trust me, they do. Unless they've turned them around since 200...5?

 

[HBK-aholic]

I live here, the bus stops are the right way around.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Do you live in Leeds the city or in that place that is Leeds but not the city?

Edit: Manchester?

 

[HBK-aholic]

...I live less than 5 minutes from Leeds City Centre.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's Bath. Let's all go to Bath.