I'm Burned Out

[Uncle Sam]

You know how Chris Jericho is always burned out and has to disappear off somewhere to perform some mediocre rock music? That's how I feel right now. Even those of you I like are starting to grate on me and I haven't liked anything that I've posted in days.

I'm going to gain fifty pounds and then put on some unsightly trunks.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Does this mean you're leaving for an extended period of time? Not cool.

 

[Coco]

And people think seasonal affective disorder is a myth.

 

[¡Roján!]

Sam, don't leave. Please, Sam.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Sam, don't leave. Please, Sam.

I know. Who would you e-stalk then?

 

[¡Roján!]

Coco.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It's the sign of a great artist or someone who has smoked too much weed or both.

I recommend heroin.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I recommend heroin up the butt.

Nothing revitalises a man like a good snort up the hoo-haa.