If you had no choice which wrestler in WWE or TNA would you turn gay for?

[lowandmighty]

Not meant to be an attack on anyone's sexuality just a light hearted joke. Hypothetically if you had no other choice including the option to die who in WWE or TNA would you turn gay for? and why?
Guys have to go for a male wrestler and girls for a female.

I'll be brave and start it off.
I'd have to go Cody Rhodes because he has that slightly effeminate sounding voice as well as having a family history of questionable sexuality (goldust) oh and those eyes hahaha.

 

[Sparky]

Why couldn't you choose to die? are you immortal?

 

[Sparky]

Cos I mean if I was Immortal, what's stopping me from just fleeing. it's not like the person/force making me choose would be able to do anything to stop me.

 

[Reflection]

hmmm.... i would go with chris sabin. The guy's awesome! btw, good thread lol

 

[LilacFray]

Okay, if that were to happen, then it would easily be Natalya. She's my favourite female wrestler and is a beauty.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Not even fair. Girl on girl is way more socially acceptable, and a whole lot less awkward if you're not used to that kind of thing! Nobody has to stick anything anywhere... And Sparky, we know you're just fighting the system to hide your love affair with Bully Ray.

I'm going to have to say Chris Benoit. Something about asphyxiation just turns me on...

 

[Straight-Edge]

AJ Styles.

 

[Alex]

Beth Phoenix, she's a man right

 

[Alastor]

Wade Barrett. He has pretty eyes.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Micheal Cole.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Brodus Clay. I'd call his momma so we could have a threesome.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Chyna

 

[Coco]

Randy Orton.

A shame he's married and nothing would happen, even in this hypothetical scenario.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Robbie E. He looks like someone out of the gay pornography I'd watch at work. He has very pretty eyes!

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

Kris Kanyon....

errrr wait Maryse

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

this is worse than the thread i made about vince mcmahon being gay for large men

 

[Miko]

this is worse than the thread i made about vince mcmahon being gay for large men

That thread was awesome.

Sin Cara, we could both wear masks and then it'd be cottaging.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I'm changing my pick to Vince McMahon. I'd want to feel that genetic jackhammer

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Dwayne Johnson, that or John Cena.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Chris Jericho in a heartbeat.

 

[Daniel]

David Otunga. He looks clean.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Morrison has a scrumptious butt.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

HBK



Iron Shiek

 

[.]

It's not gay if it's Morrison.

 

[Notorious718]

John Cena.