If there was a 4 minute warning...

[Tastycles]

... what would you do?

There'd be no point in trying to call anyone, because the phone lines wouldn't work, so if I was with a loved one, I'd just tell them I loved them and hug them probably.

If I wasn't with a loved one, I'd probably smash something up, probably a car with a bat or sledgehammer, always wanted to do that.

Apart from that, I don't really know what I'd do, so I want ideas.

I asked my flatmates, and one said "go underground" and the other said "I'd probably rape someone", before adding "if they were fit, obviously". So I thought I'd ask you instead.

 

[Lee]

I would just go outside, go on my knees, look to the heavens, pray and cry.

 

[Minor League Brian]

I'm confused...

 

[PlayTheGame]

I'd watch Raw.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm confused...

A nuclear missile has to go into orbit to activate, and takes 4 minutes to do this. According to 70's public safety videos, there'd be a 4 minute warning, after which the bomb would hit and you'd die.

 

[Lee]

Four minute warning = a warning signal in the UK that would give you four minutes warning of an impending nuclear strike.

Watching Raw would be stupid as it lasts longer than four minutes, you'd just get the pyros done.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Four minute warning = a warning signal in the UK that would give you four minutes warning of an impending nuclear strike.

Watching Raw would be stupid as it lasts longer than four minutes, you'd just get the pyros done.

The main events are usually 4 minutes long, so hopefully it would be just ending lol

 

[Tastycles]

Four minute warning = a warning signal in the UK that would give you four minutes warning of an impending nuclear strike.

Watching Raw would be stupid as it lasts longer than four minutes, you'd just get the pyros done.

You pick any four minute segment: you could fit in one of Randy Orton's dramatic pauses, you could fit in a montage of Cole asying "Vintage", you could fit in 1% of the recaps.

The possibilities are endless.

 

[Christian Battlez]

4 minute warning?

like a fatter rosey and umaga????

 

[Miko]

I would think "didnt Rico manage these guys at some point?"

 

[Tastycles]

I was under the impression everyone knew what it was, I didn't know it was a British thing. 3 minute warning was a pun on it.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Why the hell would they tell you? Yeah, just ruin the last four minutes of everyone's life. That's smart.

 

[Lee]

Because we're nice like that.

 

[Deadman]

I would get on these forum and tell off every admin mod whatever and post porn! Only because I love all of you.

 

[PlayTheGame]

No one would nuke the UK

 

[Tastycles]

So you could at least try and avoid death. You were supposed to go to cover, but in reality there was no point.

 

[Lee]

and why would you say that?

 

[Lee]

I'd go in the mother fucking fridge.

Worked for Indy.

 

[Tastycles]

No one would nuke the UK

They would have done between 1953 and 1992, when this was advertised. Remember, Britain could be bombed without being able to send a missile back in time, the US couldn't.

 

[Fizzy]

Shit I hate thinking about this stuff, but i'd grab my fiancee, kiss and hold her, and tell her how much she meant to me. That is the one thing I want to do before I die.

 

[Lee]

Shit I hate thinking about this stuff, but i'd grab my fiancee, kiss and hold her, and tell her how much she meant to me. That is the one thing I want to do before I die.

aww

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Going under ground would do nothing. Were you to live, you wouldn't be able to surface for ever. The radiation would be so intense, it'd kill you.

 

[Fizzy]

I actually heard of a guy who built a house underground for this exact reason. It can survive a direct hit from a bomb, he has people to bring him his groceries, and everyday needs, and he never has to leave. Nice fucking house to.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Too bad that there wouldn't be anyone to bring him groceries. And if there was, why doesn't he just leave? What an idiot.

 

[Tastycles]

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This is what you have to do apparently, I say none of it would work. Especially "brush the nuclear fallout off yourself"