If the WWF were a BOXING league

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That's right, boxing instead of scripted wrestling. This is what I think would have happened, we'll start in 1984...

Jan 1994

Hogan defeats the Iron Sheik by unanimous decision in a 15 round bout for the vacant WWF Boxing Championship.

July 1984

Hogan KOs George the Animal Steele in defense of his title.

Jan 1985

Hogan defeats Rowdy Roddy Piper in a 15 round unanimous decision to defend his crown at MSG.

March 1985

Hogan and Mr T face Mr Wonderful and Piper in a tag team boxing match. You can tag out in between rounds or during rounds, but no rabbit punches are allowed if you turn your back. You can also hit the tagged in opponent as he enters the ring, so no in-round tags were made.

Piper and Orndorf dominated until the 7th round where T KOd Piper in epic fashion.

June 1985

Hogan KOs Nicolai Volkoff to defend his title in Washington DC.

Dec 1985

#1 contender Big John Stud battles Hulk to a draw, so Hulk retains his belt. The fight was in the GW Forum.

April 1986

Hulk KOs King Kong Bundy at the Sports Arena. Retains title.

October 1986

Hulk and Mr Wonderful battle to a draw which many feel Ordorf won. Hulk retains again. The fight was in Maple Leaf Gardens.

March 1987

Hulk KOs Andre the Giant in front of 90000 at the Silverdome. Hulk retains.

In the fall of 1987, Jack Tunney orders Hulk to defend against #1 contender Randy Poffo. Hulk refuses, so he is stripped of the title. A match is set up for the vacant strap between #1 Savage and #2 DiBiase. To be held in March.

March 1988

Randy Poffo KOs Ted DiBiase to win the vacant title. Match held in NJ.

Sep 1988

Randy Poffo defeats Richard Blood by unanimous decision at the Pontiac Silverdome.

March 1989

Hulk returns to the ring to face Savage for the belt. Biggest fight of all time, at Drumpf Plaza. Randy KOs Hulk in the 5th round, the ref stops the fight. Winner and still champ, Randy Macho Man Savage.

July 1989

Macho KOs Honkey Tonk Man in 7th round in Memphis, TN.

Dec 1989

Biggest fight of all time, the rematch between Mach and Hulk in front of 75000 at Texas Stadium. Hulk wins back his title by split decision. He used his height and reach advantage effectively. Hogan is champ once again.

 

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April 1990

The underdog Hulk battles Jim Helwig to a draw, retaining the strap. At Skydome.

Fall 1990

Sgt Slaughter upsets Hulk to win the title. At Wilkes-Barre, PN.

March 1991

Hulk KOs Slaughter in 7 to win back the belt. At the same arena where he KOd Bundy 5 years prior.

August 1991

Ric Flair outpoints Hulk in 12 rounds, winner by majority decision. In MSG.

Jan 1992

Ric Flair retains by battling Tito Santana to a draw in Mexico City.

July 1992

Ric Flair retains by battling Macho Man to a draw in Charlotte, NC. Many felt Mach won.

Dec 1992

In front of 45000 at the Tokyo Dome, Yoko zuna outpoints Flair in a split decision to win the strap.

Spring 1993

Hulk comes back to KO Yoko at Ceasar's Palace. Hulk is now 4-time champ.

Fall 1993

Yoko defeats Hulk in Stl to win back the title.

March 1994

Bret Hart destroys Yoko to win the belt at MSG.

Sep 1994

Bret defends against his brother Owen in Calgary. Easy UD.

March 1995

Bret destroys old man Backlund to retain.

Summer 1995

Bret beats Lex Luger by UD in an enthralling fight. At USAir Arena.

Dec 1995

Bret defeats his bro in law Davey Boy in Wembley Arena. UD.

April 1996

HBK defeats Bret by UD to take the title. In Anaheim.

Fall 1996

Sid upsets HBK in MSG. Split decision victory.

Spring 1997

Taker defeats Sid Eudy by UD in Chicago.

Summer 1997

HBK defeats Taker by UD at the Summit in Houston.

Nov 1997

HBK KOs Owen Hart in Quebec's Molson Centre to retain.

Spring 1998

HBK KOs SCSA in Boston. 6 rds.

Fall 1998

Dwayne Johnson upsets HBK in 12 rounds, controversial split decision.

Spring 1999

Rock outpoints SCSA. 12 rd UD in Philly.

Fall 1999

HHH defeats Rock by UD to win the belt.

Over the winter, HHH told Sportscenter he planned to defend against either Mick Foley or Paul Wight. The Rock then said HHH should defend against him, if not he is chicken. HHH said no, then Rock responded that he can include the other 2 jabronies for a 4-way fight. HHH agreed to it.

 

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April 2000

The 1st ever Fatal 4 Way bout. Unbeknownst to Rock and Trips, Mick and Paul formed an alliance to beat the other 2. When the bell rang, they teamed up on the champ and KOd him. The fight was paused until HHH left the ring. When it restarted, they focused on Rock, KOing him. The rest of the fight was Wight vs Foley. Big Show wins by UD, he is the new champ. In Anaheim.

Fall 2000

Rock defeats Big Show by UD to win back the crown.

April 2001

Rock KOs SCSA in 3 rds in front of 70000 at the Astrodome.

Fall 2001

Shortly after 9/11, Y2J outpoints Rock at Pro Player Stadium. Winner by UD.

March 17, 2002

Y2J dominates HHH all 12 rds to retain by UD at Skydome.

Summer 2002

Y2J dominates SCSA all 12 rds to retain by UD at Blue Bombers Stadium.

Dec 2002

Kurt Angle upsets Y2J to win the strap. Split decision.

Spring 2003

Lesnar wins by UD over Angle, winning the title.

Fall 2003

HHH decides to create a secondary title to be contested between him and Goldberg ince neither were given a shot at Lesnar's belt. Lesnar opted to defend against Latin Heat instead. HHH defeated Berg to win the 2ndary belt by majority decision. Then Eddie and Brock battled to an epic draw in the Target Center. Lesnar retained.

March 2004

HHH actually liked the mutilman fight he was in in 2000, so he put his belt up against 2 opponents, Benoit and HBK. Chris and Shawn teamed up against Trips to KO him in rd 1. Then HBK outpointed the Canadian Crippler to win the WHC.

The next week, Lesnar retains his main title against Goldberg by UD at MSG.

In July, HBK gave HHH a chance to win his title back in Boston. HBK felt it was the Christian thing to do. HHH then beat him by UD to win back the WHC.

In the Fall, Lesnar KOd JBL at Texas Stadium to retain.

In December, HHH defended the WHC against a young Randy Orton by UD.

March 2005

Lesnar KOs Cena in rd 1 at the HHH Metrodome. 80000 strong.

DC Dave outpoints HHH to win the 2ndary title in Staple Center.

Summer 2005

Lesnar beats Oscar Guttierez by UD in Cali. Retains.

Fall 2005

Dave defends strap against Angle in a draw in Washington.

Dec 2005

Cena beats Lesnar in a rematch, shocks the world in a split decision.

Spring 2006

Dave defends against Gutierrez by UD.

Cena KOs HHH in 3 to defend title in Chi town.

Fall 2006

Dave defends against Umaga by UD

Cena battles Carl Carribean Cool to a draw at Hiram Bithorn Stadium. Fans pelt Cena with debris when decision was announced.

 

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2007

Dave Baptist defeats Taker by UD in 12 rds to retain secondary title.

HBK outpoints Cena to become 3 time world champion.

HBK draws Carl Colon at the Alamodome to retain.

Edge defeats Dave to win 2ndary strap.

2008

HBK KOs Ric Flair viciously to end his career and retain the belt in Charlotte.

Edge destroys Taker to retain WHC. He retires that useless title after the fight, he wants the main belt.

HBK beats Chavo at Texas Stadium to retain.

Dec 2008

HHH beats HBK by UD in Boston to become 2 time champ.

2009

RKO defeats HHH by UD in a rematch of their 2004 fight. In Houston.

RKO beats DC Dave by UD in Sin City.

2010

RKO beats Cena by UD.

Orton gets upset by Mike Misanin at the MGM Grand Garden.

2011

Rock challenges Cena to a match, but first Cena faces Misanin for the title in Atlanta. Cena wins by UD.

Rock can't challenge for the belt unless he's a top 10 contender, so Cena promises a nontitle fight after he beats CM Punk. But CM Punk beats Cena by split decision at Allstate Arena.

2012

CM Punk defends against Y2J by UD in Chicago.

CM Punk defends against Albert The River's by controversial draw in Chicago

After the Rock impressed in a loss vs Cena, he was ranked #8 in the world. Good enough for a title shot. Rock convinced Punk to hold it in Miller Park for more attendance, but still close enough to his disciples.

In December 2012, The Rock KOs Phil Brooks with 48 seconds left in the fight to win the title. In Milwaukee. Phil was ahead by points on all 3 scorecards.

April 2013

The Rock gets paid 20 million bucks to defend against Cena in MetLife Stadium. Cena wins by UD.

Fall 2013

Cena takes on #1 contender RKO, who defeats him in this rematch by UD. In Boston.

Spring 2014

The Yes Movement convinced RKO to include Bryan Danielson in his rematch vs DC Dave. They KO him in 1 rd. Then Randy outpoints Dave for an easy UD.

Fall 2014

It's time for the biggest fight of all time. Randy gets 21 million to defend against Brock Lesnar, who took time off from boxing due to depression caused by losing to Cena. 85000 strong at the Edward Jones Dome in the Gateway City see Lesnar KO Orton in the 4th round.